So I just did the Twist in front of 200 people. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 07-16-2006, 01:56 PM

So I took the midget canoing today right? I had heard rumors of this family reunion I was supposed to attend but pretty much was blowing it off.

So on the way back from the river I got a call from Mom. She was whining, etc. You know how it is.

Long story short:

We went to the family thing. I hate my family, just so you know. Anyway we get there, eat tons of food, do the obligatory pretending that we actually like the people who share the same blood but would be fucked if they ever had to rely on us to identify their body in the morgue, if you follow me.

Theres always some gay shit happening at my family reunions, and thats why I avoid them; and have actually considered sending Anthrax several times.

This year, it was a Father/Son or Father/Daughter talent show.

I'm not even sure how it all happened, but me and the Girl ended up participating.

Do not ask how I know how to do the Twist, or why I'm goofy enough to teach it to my kid.

Do not ask how there happened to be a cd with Los Lobos' cover of "Summertime Blues" and Richie V's "Come on let's go" in my car.

Anyway, we won.

Hooligan · 07-16-2006, 02:01 PM

Dagwolf · 07-16-2006, 02:02 PM

This thread is useless without.. ah, you know.

jimthefiend · 07-16-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

This thread is useless without.. ah, you know.

No way, and you know why.

Hooligan · 07-16-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

This thread is useless without.. ah, you know.

This thread is useless. [period]

ProducerCashDave · 07-16-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan

Dagwolf · 07-16-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

No way, and you know why.

I promise not to look at your ass and jerk off this time.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-16-2006, 02:11 PM

should of done the truffle shuffle

jimthefiend · 07-16-2006, 02:13 PM

I swear that kids my best friend, and I wouldnt have it any other way.

If you aren't a Dad: become one. Theres nothing like it.

07-16-2006, 01:56 PM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	So I just did the Twist in front of 200 people. So I took the midget canoing today right? I had heard rumors of this family reunion I was supposed to attend but pretty much was blowing it off. So on the way back from the river I got a call from Mom. She was whining, etc. You know how it is. Long story short: We went to the family thing. I hate my family, just so you know. Anyway we get there, eat tons of food, do the obligatory pretending that we actually like the people who share the same blood but would be fucked if they ever had to rely on us to identify their body in the morgue, if you follow me. Theres always some gay shit happening at my family reunions, and thats why I avoid them; and have actually considered sending Anthrax several times. This year, it was a Father/Son or Father/Daughter talent show. I'm not even sure how it all happened, but me and the Girl ended up participating. Do not ask how I know how to do the Twist, or why I'm goofy enough to teach it to my kid. Do not ask how there happened to be a cd with Los Lobos' cover of "Summertime Blues" and Richie V's "Come on let's go" in my car. Anyway, we won.

07-16-2006, 02:02 PM	#3
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	This thread is useless without.. ah, you know. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

07-16-2006, 02:01 PM	#2
Hooligan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,472

07-16-2006, 02:11 PM	#8
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	should of done the truffle shuffle

07-16-2006, 02:13 PM	#9
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I swear that kids my best friend, and I wouldnt have it any other way. If you aren't a Dad: become one. Theres nothing like it.