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Darren · 06-07-2002, 01:41 AM

Just got this email from a surfer refering to the pictures here of the girl i call ELISHA.

http://www.penisreviews.com/elisha.htm

Anyone own a site with pics of her in the tour i can refer this surfer to?

his email:

Hello Elisha,

Hmm, an interesting way to get in contact with you I must admit, but I've been
wanting to do so for weeks now and I'm so glad that I've finally been able to.
Don't worry I'm not about to ask you about penises, I only need to look at you
to know that I've got absolutely no problems where mine is concerned!

Nope, I'm interested in you, the real Elisha. I've been from one end of Yahoo
to the other tracking down your various galleries and it has been so worth all
the insomnia. You are one of the most gorgeous girls ever to have hitchhiked
down the Information Superhighway. Interesting turn of phrase I know but I am
being honest. Which is more than can be said for the webmasters that type the
accompanying text for your galleries! This is why I'm so glad that I was able
to find your email address so that I can find out from you yourself what you
are really like.

I first found you through Christy who I understand is your best friend. I had
found a gallery of her posing in a kitchen and then when I opened up Sugar
Teens in mid May I found you posing in the self-same kitchen. Since then I've
tracked down every gallery of the two of you that I could possibly access and
believe me it has taken me ages to do so. (You won't believe how many times
that one of you taking off that pink dress crops up!)

How did I find Christy? Ah, well, there we do indeed have a story! I first
found her several months ago now, I believe it was on Pichunter. Anyway, it
just so happens that Christy is almost the double of Helen, a really good
friend of mine. I say almost because Christy has dark eyes and Helen's are
blue. Other than that and they could be identical twins. (Well fully clothed
anyway, I haven't seen Helen naked!) Elisha, I know what you're thinking, but
I'm not joking around here, I'm always honest about things like this. I tell
you, it is scary sometimes looking at Christy and having to convince myself
that it isn't Helen posing there. She can make me feel a tad guilty sometimes
as Helen and I often would have long talks about the old "When Harry Met Sally"
situation and up until I found Christy I was pretty much ok with it all.

Things got interesting the other week; I was walking home after a night's
drinking when who should roll up an offer me a ride home but Helen. She and I
hadn't seen each other for nearly a year so it was great to see her and catch
up. Sitting there listening to her lovely voice, I started thinking about
Christy and was beginning to feel a bit horny. Then she uttered the immortal
words "I'm single." well, I melted (my heart did anyway). Yup, from then till
I got home there was the whole Angel/Devil thing going on upon my shoulders.

"She's your friend, you'll lose her!"

"You're home alone tonight, ask her back!"

Thankfully I took the former's advice or things could've gotten complicated!

Anyway, enough about Christy (I'd love to email her.) for now and back to you.
What is the real story? Is the real you as lovely as you seem in your
pictures? I'm far more interested in you as a person than as a glamour model.
Stuck here in the cold and miserable UK, I could really do with getting to know
beautiful American girls like you and Christy. Friends for me are few and far
between so e-friends like you two would be so cool to have. It would really
mean a lot to me if you could make this possible.

Thank you for making my surftime a pleasurable time

Take care,

Lots of Love

ROGER xxx

PS (Just so I know it really is you, a couple of quick questions. Who owns the copy of Titanic that's in the hi-fi cabinet by the stairs you and Christy posed on? Christy has a pierced navel, what does she wear in it? (I can check this
one!))

AdultWire · 06-07-2002, 01:44 AM

Haha.. hold on while I vomit.

AdultWebGraphics · 06-07-2002, 01:50 AM

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marty · 06-07-2002, 01:51 AM

Loch · 06-07-2002, 01:54 AM

HOLY shit that is one guy i would NOT like to meet.
he is deffinently a serial killer prospect

Gemini · 06-07-2002, 01:58 AM

Spammer.

spanky · 06-07-2002, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWebGraphics
www.realgirlsusa.com

looks like this story will have a happy ending after all. almost brings a tear to my eye.

cheers

Darren · 06-07-2002, 02:06 AM

WTF

"Just so I know it really is you, a couple of quick questions. Who owns the copy of Titanic that's in the hi-fi cabinet by the stairs you and Christy posed on?"

06-07-2002, 01:41 AM	#1
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	Possible NEW MEMBER & insane surfer. Just got this email from a surfer refering to the pictures here of the girl i call ELISHA. http://www.penisreviews.com/elisha.htm Anyone own a site with pics of her in the tour i can refer this surfer to? his email: Hello Elisha, Hmm, an interesting way to get in contact with you I must admit, but I've been wanting to do so for weeks now and I'm so glad that I've finally been able to. Don't worry I'm not about to ask you about penises, I only need to look at you to know that I've got absolutely no problems where mine is concerned! Nope, I'm interested in you, the real Elisha. I've been from one end of Yahoo to the other tracking down your various galleries and it has been so worth all the insomnia. You are one of the most gorgeous girls ever to have hitchhiked down the Information Superhighway. Interesting turn of phrase I know but I am being honest. Which is more than can be said for the webmasters that type the accompanying text for your galleries! This is why I'm so glad that I was able to find your email address so that I can find out from you yourself what you are really like. I first found you through Christy who I understand is your best friend. I had found a gallery of her posing in a kitchen and then when I opened up Sugar Teens in mid May I found you posing in the self-same kitchen. Since then I've tracked down every gallery of the two of you that I could possibly access and believe me it has taken me ages to do so. (You won't believe how many times that one of you taking off that pink dress crops up!) How did I find Christy? Ah, well, there we do indeed have a story! I first found her several months ago now, I believe it was on Pichunter. Anyway, it just so happens that Christy is almost the double of Helen, a really good friend of mine. I say almost because Christy has dark eyes and Helen's are blue. Other than that and they could be identical twins. (Well fully clothed anyway, I haven't seen Helen naked!) Elisha, I know what you're thinking, but I'm not joking around here, I'm always honest about things like this. I tell you, it is scary sometimes looking at Christy and having to convince myself that it isn't Helen posing there. She can make me feel a tad guilty sometimes as Helen and I often would have long talks about the old "When Harry Met Sally" situation and up until I found Christy I was pretty much ok with it all. Things got interesting the other week; I was walking home after a night's drinking when who should roll up an offer me a ride home but Helen. She and I hadn't seen each other for nearly a year so it was great to see her and catch up. Sitting there listening to her lovely voice, I started thinking about Christy and was beginning to feel a bit horny. Then she uttered the immortal words "I'm single." well, I melted (my heart did anyway). Yup, from then till I got home there was the whole Angel/Devil thing going on upon my shoulders. "She's your friend, you'll lose her!" "You're home alone tonight, ask her back!" Thankfully I took the former's advice or things could've gotten complicated! Anyway, enough about Christy (I'd love to email her.) for now and back to you. What is the real story? Is the real you as lovely as you seem in your pictures? I'm far more interested in you as a person than as a glamour model. Stuck here in the cold and miserable UK, I could really do with getting to know beautiful American girls like you and Christy. Friends for me are few and far between so e-friends like you two would be so cool to have. It would really mean a lot to me if you could make this possible. Thank you for making my surftime a pleasurable time Take care, Lots of Love ROGER xxx PS (Just so I know it really is you, a couple of quick questions. Who owns the copy of Titanic that's in the hi-fi cabinet by the stairs you and Christy posed on? Christy has a pierced navel, what does she wear in it? (I can check this one!)) __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

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