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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Third mall from the sun
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Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher
"Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just ... [pee noise] Just standing around pissing on him, and his little piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard. 'Ooh, I can't get hard. Ronnie, pee in my mouth'. 'Well, how's that, Rush?' He still can't get hard, so they call in Barbara Bush. She takes her pearls off, shoves them up his ass, squats over him, undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. 'Uhh.... uhh.....' She squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally, his tiny dick gets half-way hard. 'uhh-Oooh!' A little bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere. Am I the only one that sees that? Thank god I had the insight to notice Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher; he munches scat." -- Bill Hicks / Rant in E-Minor
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I hate that bitch
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So Fucking Banned
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Hahah, bump for this.
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this & that
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Rush who ......... never heard of the fat bastard.
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Location: Inside .NET
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bill hicks is one of my favorite comedians. it's a damn shame he died.
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rush equals scumbag junkie
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