Will have to back out of that 4 on 1 fight challenge. (temporarily)

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  • engorgecash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2006
    • 412

    #1

    Will have to back out of that 4 on 1 fight challenge. (temporarily)

    I thought pouring hot water on my anus was a good idea. I thought it would be like making instant "Cup o' soup." As it turns out, the broth was bland and my anal tissue is now inflamed and sloughing off.

    On the plus side, my ass hole is now 8 inches wide and I am able to crap out my turds like a bunch of bananas.

    Until then. Better be trainin'
  • Burridge
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 1186

    #2
    NYC

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    • dissipate
      The Dirty Frenchman
      • Nov 2005
      • 8904

      #3

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      • Shok
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 5611

        #4
        Im comming to tear the labels off yo matress motherfucka YO!

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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          that is fucking hilarious... just make sure you keep peeling the skin/tissue off as you heal, other wise you will end up with a very tight anus and the target of many homersexuals...

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          • Z
            Vidi Vici Veni
            • Nov 2002
            • 6308

            #6
            Quality...low quality

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7

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              • polish_aristocrat
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2002
                • 40377

                #8
                Originally posted by Manowar
                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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