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Sarah_Jayne · 07-13-2006, 06:59 AM

British police tell boozy women to wear nice knickers

LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.

The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed at hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort of young lady who might be found blind drunk and vomiting in a gutter after a night out on the town.

"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.

"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."

The Suffolk constabulary in eastern England insists there is a serious point behind their seemingly bizarre advice.

Officers felt they had to talk to women in a language they might understand.

"There have been a number of attacks on women who have been drinking and there is a serious message to get across," a Suffolk Police spokeswoman told The Guardian newsapaper.

"We've written this in a gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style in the hope that young women will pick it up and read it and take notice."

British police forces are no strangers to wacky ways of communicating with the public.

In January, Avon and Somerset Police plastered baffling messages in "trendy" text message-style patois across rough estates in Bristol, southwest England, warning youths to curb their anti-social behaviour.

"D bil cum arnd hre n wl vzit ur olds if ur messin bout," read one, while another asked: "du ur olds knw whr U r o wot ur doin coz D bil wl tel em." ("The Bill (slang term for police) come around here and will visit your olds (parents) if you are messing about" "Do your olds know where you are or what you are doing because the Bill will tell them")

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060713...t_060713061111

dynastoned · 07-13-2006, 07:02 AM

haha im moving to london

teksonline · 07-13-2006, 07:03 AM

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Tdog · 07-13-2006, 07:07 AM

Sounds like the police are doing something right.

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-13-2006, 07:15 AM

no thanks!
I'll wait for the Readers Digest condensed version.

BlackCrayon · 07-13-2006, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

"D bil cum arnd hre n wl vzit ur olds if ur messin bout," read one
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060713...t_060713061111

huh? and to think the english were once masters of their own language, lol. british slang is getting worse than ebonics.

wyldblyss · 07-13-2006, 07:36 AM

Oh my lol...I tell my kids to wear clean panties in case they get in an accident, not in case they are blind drunk in some alley

Sarah_Jayne · 07-13-2006, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

huh? and to think the english were once masters of their own language, lol. british slang is getting worse than ebonics.

Largely based on SMS text message language. Everyone over here texts and that mixed with 'urban' lingo has made that mess. I can understand it if I have to but I would rather not. There was a story last year that some kid wrote an entire exam essay in such language and then complained in the press when the teacher failed her.

Sarah_Jayne · 07-13-2006, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

no thanks!
I'll wait for the Readers Digest condensed version.

Sue your school for failing to teach you how to read more than 100 words in one sitting.

scottybuzz · 07-13-2006, 07:42 AM

hahahhaa man this is wierd

notabook · 07-13-2006, 08:51 AM

British people are so.. queer.

E$_manager · 07-13-2006, 09:20 AM

i knew i had to move in London! HA!

Adultnet · 07-13-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tdog

Sounds like the police are doing something right.

yeah good news

Kimo · 07-13-2006, 09:53 AM

lol thats hilarious

reynold · 07-13-2006, 07:44 PM

Looks like they're doing a great job on it.. Keep it up officer!

RayBonga · 07-14-2006, 12:14 AM

They should arrest any girl that doesn't follow the advice

CamsLord · 07-14-2006, 12:15 AM

whats a knicker

Sarah_Jayne · 07-14-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CamsLord

whats a knicker

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