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Old 07-11-2006, 09:08 AM   #1
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Another Crackwhore Story

You all my recal my last encounter with a crackwhore when I arrived to work, I have another one. I showed up today to find a crowd of coworkers staring at a lady who was attempting to do the robot or something for over 30 minutes. I think she was really trying to sit down but didn't know how. A coworker called 911 and an ambulance showed up. As soon as she saw them walk towards her, she immediately snapped out of it and hopped on her bike, cursed at us to "mind our fucking business" and she rode off as if she wasn't high at all. I know, you all are probably saying, "Thread is useless without pics" -- This time I was prepared and took a video with my phone, then uploaded to youtube. Enjoy.

Crazy robot-dancing crackwhore.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:09 AM   #2
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haha she may be a crackwhore.. but she sure can dance!

I think you found flog the logs replacement for the dance off.

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Old 07-11-2006, 09:10 AM   #3
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:12 AM   #4
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Man thats not the robot . . . thats the c walk. The Crack Walk.

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Old 07-11-2006, 09:14 AM   #5
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:15 AM   #6
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:21 AM   #8
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LOL thats great!! she was getting down wit her bad self


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Old 07-11-2006, 09:23 AM   #9
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:28 AM   #10
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:31 AM   #11
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This is the weirdest thing I've seen all morning. It's very erotic as well. God I love women acting like robots. Or robot women. As long as it's robot something I'm pretty sure it would still get me hard.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:41 AM   #12
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Seriously, this lady was weird as hell. You can't see it, but she had meth face. A HUGE bloody wound on her nose. Yuck ...
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Old 07-11-2006, 10:37 AM   #13
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dude, that was fucking awesome, thank you so much for that video LOL

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Old 07-11-2006, 11:26 AM   #14
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:11 PM   #15
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:14 PM   #18
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:15 PM   #19
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:16 PM   #20
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:16 PM   #21
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Gotta love weird people lol

She was practicing to be an undercover crack addict.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:36 PM   #22
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lol, where the fuck do you work?
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:37 PM   #23
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next time you see that bitch tell her she owes me some money
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:47 PM   #27
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:54 PM   #28
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hahaha.. that's not a robot dance.. i don't know wtf it was! but it's too funny!
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:06 PM   #29
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You all my recal my last encounter with a crackwhore when I arrived to work, I have another one. I showed up today to find a crowd of coworkers staring at a lady who was attempting to do the robot or something for over 30 minutes. I think she was really trying to sit down but didn't know how. A coworker called 911 and an ambulance showed up. As soon as she saw them walk towards her, she immediately snapped out of it and hopped on her bike, cursed at us to "mind our fucking business" and she rode off as if she wasn't high at all. I know, you all are probably saying, "Thread is useless without pics" -- This time I was prepared and took a video with my phone, then uploaded to youtube. Enjoy.

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Hahaha...MOM!!!!
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Gotta love weird people lol

She was practicing to be an undercover crack addict.



one night me and a friend were drinking in my car outside a club before we went in and two bums walking like they were drunk came up to my window then flashed a badge and we recieved 30.00 ticket for drinking within 500 feet of a bar
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:46 PM   #37
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Oh crap that was funny. Thank you for posting it. hahaha
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