CONTEST! - for SPONSORS, not webmasters! (+pic!)

Hellow.
So, I've been out of the game now for probably more than six months. I've been doing stupid work for silly clients and finally am coming back to my roots, as a webmaster. Who cares eh?

I am looking for a new sponsor to promote. I won't say I'm the best webmaster in the world, but I am very eager to put the majority of my time now into adult program promotion.

So? Well, here's the competition. I want a video ipod. I know a lot of sponsors give them away, but only after x amount of sales or after winning some competition or making the best logo or whatever. If you are a sponsor, what I want you to do, is tell me what I can do for you (x amount of sales or so on) in order for you to send me a video ipod, and the sponsor who makes it easiest for me to get one will be 'the winner' and I'll do my best to achieve what they require and then continue to promote them. I have worked in just about every niche at some point and am open to promoting them all.

So, if you're a sponsor, what do you win? Well, you get your x amount of sales or whatever criteria you set, plus one more webmaster who will promote you with love and devotion. You also are going to get just a bit more exposure and reputation as a good sponsor... That always helps.


Now, to the jerks who say "hey just make some sales and buy a video ipod!", I say fuck off. The point is to see which sponsor will find this interesting and which will end up being the most 'generous'.

And, before I forget,



Thank you - and you are a gentleman and a scholar.