Bushcronium: New element discovered - GoFuckYourself.com

munki · 07-09-2006, 02:22 AM

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Bushcronium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Bushcronium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Bushcronium has a normal half-life of multiples of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Bushcronium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element which radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit primarily as incoherent noise, since it has as many peons but twice as many morons.

Scientists have added this new element to the IDIOTIC TABLE

Kimo · 07-09-2006, 03:35 AM

lol thread delivers!

had me confused for a minute there :P

munki · 07-09-2006, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

lol thread delivers!

had me confused for a minute there :P

It's a real thinker...

Love Sex · 07-09-2006, 04:51 AM

thats a good laugh

Mr. Mojo Risin · 07-09-2006, 04:57 AM

ha ha ha

Dagwolf · 07-09-2006, 05:21 AM

Shit, now I have to buy a new periodic table.

tenderobject · 07-09-2006, 05:34 AM

fucking hilarious

munki · 07-09-2006, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex

thats a good laugh

MakingCoin_Fatal · 07-09-2006, 07:15 AM

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munki · 07-09-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MakingCoin_Fatal

haha! thats really funny... lol!

SirMoby · 07-09-2006, 03:35 PM

Isn't Bushcronium part of the party against big spending and big government?

BoyAlley · 07-09-2006, 03:40 PM

Ok that was pretty damn funnay.

munki · 07-10-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Ok that was pretty damn funnay.

Boyalley approval... thats sexy...

BIGTYMER · 07-10-2006, 01:25 AM

I knew the second I saw 'BUSHcronium'.

Bdiddy · 07-10-2006, 02:16 AM

munki · 07-10-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BluewireBrian

ProducerCashDave · 07-10-2006, 06:04 PM

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07-09-2006, 02:22 AM	#1
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Bushcronium: New element discovered A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Bushcronium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Bushcronium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Bushcronium has a normal half-life of multiples of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Bushcronium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element which radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit primarily as incoherent noise, since it has as many peons but twice as many morons. Scientists have added this new element to the IDIOTIC TABLE __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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