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I've never fucked gal (I don't know what is it) and I think chicks are much better... And if you don't wanna her pussy to fart just fuck her anally... It's much interesting thing than fucking gals...
For fucks sake. I know that women are not supposed to fart or burp or get sick or have hair in unpleasant places, but GET REAL. These 'squiffs' as I believe they are called are YOUR FAULT. We don't naturally accumulate air in our pussies, it comes from you blokes thrusting in and out, forcing the air in. If you don't want to hear a girl (gal, chick, babe, whatever) squiff, then don't fuck her. Period.
Girls are you with me on this one? Don't you hate when guys grunt, sweat, fart, smell like B.O., during sex?
Guys need to get that stigma out their heads that a girl is supposed to be some kind of superhuman that does not experience the normal bodily functions that people are supposed to have...I once had an ex-boyfriend who told me that if I ever farted in front of him that he would be sick meanwhile he would sit on me and fart and pull the old dutch oven trick when we were in bed...sick...
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... let me explain, tex willer fucked a guy up the ass ... pulled all out ... and than his boy lover farted straight into his face ... corect me if I am wrong, but that´s what I understood ...
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... let me explain, tex willer fucked a guy up the ass ... pulled all out ... and than his boy lover farted straight into his face ... corect me if I am wrong, but that´s what I understood ...
damn, this sounds so real, looks like you?ve been there already =))
Originally posted by MrBandwidth I like giving my girlfriend a Dutch Oven after we have sex...It's fun!
fun for you of course...to us girls it is completely repulsive...my ex-boyfriend once locked me in a bathroom with him while he took a shit...i have never been so mortified in my entire life...
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fun for you of course...to us girls it is completely repulsive...my ex-boyfriend once locked me in a bathroom with him while he took a shit...i have never been so mortified in my entire life...
Muffy
shit, did you got back with this guy or you *dumped* him for good?
Originally posted by TeenGodFather It's better than a real fart when doing 69, I'd suspect.
And far better than getting a real fart while giving rim.
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And, BTW, you guys don't know anything until you find out what biffers and crumps is all about.
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I use to date this lady a few years ago, I could make her pussy fart and fart... I like it... As a mater of fact come to
think of it. I do not think there is any sweeter music.... It is music... Some time's she would cum right when I was
making her pussy fart and then I had pussy cum fart... shit I was in hillbilly haven.. pussy cum farts
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Originally posted by jimmyf I use to date this lady a few years ago, I could make her pussy fart and fart... I like it... As a mater of fact come to
think of it. I do not think there is any sweeter music.... It is music... Some time's she would cum right when I was
making her pussy fart and then I had pussy cum fart... shit I was in hillbilly haven.. pussy cum farts
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