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  • Brown Bear
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    • May 2002
    • 4982

    #1

    Pussy farts

    Don't you hate it when your fuckin a chick and you pull all the way out then stick it back in and get pussy farts?

    Talk about killing the moment!
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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    It's better than a real fart when doing 69, I'd suspect.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • Tex Willer
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 1105

      #3
      i've never fucked a chick but that happened 2 me when fucked a gal and you're right it does kill the moment =)

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      • InsaneMidget
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        • May 2002
        • 3767

        #4
        Originally posted by Tex Willer
        i've never fucked a chick but that happened 2 me when fucked a gal and you're right it does kill the moment =)
        WHAT????????????

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        • poolie
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          • Apr 2002
          • 278

          #5
          hehe yeah know that
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          • Excretor
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            • Jun 2001
            • 1123

            #6


            I've never fucked gal (I don't know what is it) and I think chicks are much better... And if you don't wanna her pussy to fart just fuck her anally... It's much interesting thing than fucking gals...
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            • Beastiepoo
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              • Mar 2002
              • 1971

              #7
              For fucks sake. I know that women are not supposed to fart or burp or get sick or have hair in unpleasant places, but GET REAL. These 'squiffs' as I believe they are called are YOUR FAULT. We don't naturally accumulate air in our pussies, it comes from you blokes thrusting in and out, forcing the air in. If you don't want to hear a girl (gal, chick, babe, whatever) squiff, then don't fuck her. Period.
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              • Tex Willer
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                • Apr 2002
                • 1105

                #8
                LOL

                i like the way you said "period" =)

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                • Muffy
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 494

                  #9
                  Girls are you with me on this one? Don't you hate when guys grunt, sweat, fart, smell like B.O., during sex?

                  Guys need to get that stigma out their heads that a girl is supposed to be some kind of superhuman that does not experience the normal bodily functions that people are supposed to have...I once had an ex-boyfriend who told me that if I ever farted in front of him that he would be sick meanwhile he would sit on me and fart and pull the old dutch oven trick when we were in bed...sick...



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                  • funkmaster
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 7938

                    #10
                    "WHAT???????????? "

                    ... let me explain, tex willer fucked a guy up the ass ... pulled all out ... and than his boy lover farted straight into his face ... corect me if I am wrong, but that´s what I understood ...

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                    • Jakke PNG
                      ex-TeenGodFather
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20306

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tex Willer
                      LOL

                      i like the way you said "period" =)
                      ..and I'm off.

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                      • Tex Willer
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 1105

                        #12
                        Originally posted by funkmaster
                        "WHAT???????????? "

                        ... let me explain, tex willer fucked a guy up the ass ... pulled all out ... and than his boy lover farted straight into his face ... corect me if I am wrong, but that´s what I understood ...
                        damn, this sounds so real, looks like you?ve been there already =))

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                        • funkmaster
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 7938

                          #13
                          "damn, this sounds so real, looks like you?ve been there already =))"

                          ... tex, please keep our sweet secret ... errrrrrr .... secret ...

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                          • MrBandwidth
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                            • May 2002
                            • 191

                            #14
                            I like giving my girlfriend a Dutch Oven after we have sex...It's fun!

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                            • Tex Willer
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                              • Apr 2002
                              • 1105

                              #15
                              Originally posted by funkmaster
                              "damn, this sounds so real, looks like you?ve been there already =))"

                              ... tex, please keep our sweet secret ... errrrrrr .... secret ...
                              damn, i told you to learn difference between 'send email' and 'submit reply' =))

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                              • Muffy
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                                • Apr 2001
                                • 494

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MrBandwidth
                                I like giving my girlfriend a Dutch Oven after we have sex...It's fun!
                                fun for you of course...to us girls it is completely repulsive...my ex-boyfriend once locked me in a bathroom with him while he took a shit...i have never been so mortified in my entire life...

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                                • MiLo
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 2970

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Muffy


                                  fun for you of course...to us girls it is completely repulsive...my ex-boyfriend once locked me in a bathroom with him while he took a shit...i have never been so mortified in my entire life...

                                  Muffy


                                  shit, did you got back with this guy or you *dumped* him for good?
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                                  • MiLo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 2970

                                    #18
                                    BTW... WTF? is that *thrusting air* shit true?

                                    I swear that before i read this thread, i never knew why the girls i fucked did that *farting*.... does that make me gay?
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                                    • -=HOAX=-
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                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 4365

                                      #19
                                      A pussy fart is the sound a pussy makes when it says, "You've got a lot to learn, little boy!"
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                                      • cherrylula
                                        lol
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 15969

                                        #20
                                        In some countries farting and burping means you are enjoying your meal.

                                        I am almost 100% sure this is customary in Japan....anybody know?

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                                        • kmanrox
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 29295

                                          #21
                                          Can you say

                                          QUEEF ?????
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                                          • Houdini
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                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 1651

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by kmanrox
                                            Can you say

                                            QUEEF ?????
                                            Queef.

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                                            • Fletch XXX
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                                              • Jan 2002
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                                              #23
                                              I thought it was with a "v"?

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                                              • MrBandwidth
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 191

                                                #24
                                                I would love to give someone a "Chili Dog", but I don't know if she'd ever talk to me again....

                                                Oh, what to do, what to do...

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                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MrBandwidth
                                                  I would love to give someone a "Chili Dog", but I don't know if she'd ever talk to me again....

                                                  Oh, what to do, what to do...
                                                  We have Chili Dogged a girl before and I have pics. I have them on disc hahaha.... one day I will share. She'd kill me.

                                                  Just as I have yet to disclose what a "Superbooger" is hahaha I have pics and pics, im just not ready to launch yet.


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                                                  • MrBandwidth
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                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 191

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                    We have Chili Dogged a girl before and I have pics. I have them on disc hahaha.... one day I will share. She'd kill me.

                                                    Just as I have yet to disclose what a "Superbooger" is hahaha I have pics and pics, im just not ready to launch yet.

                                                    Superbooger??? I am afraid...

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                                                    • Martin
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                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 17278

                                                      #27
                                                      I love when I hear those queefs.... Means she wet and loving it...

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                                                      • Midnyte
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                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 126

                                                        #28
                                                        Um...what's a chilli dog?

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                                                        • MrBandwidth
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                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 191

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Midnyte
                                                          Um...what's a chilli dog?
                                                          Taken from Dictionary.com:

                                                          Chili Dog - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest then titty fucking her, henceforth the appearence of a "Chili Dog".

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                                                          • UnseenWorld
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                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 5279

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                            It's better than a real fart when doing 69, I'd suspect.
                                                            And far better than getting a real fart while giving rim.
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                                                            • UnseenWorld
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                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 5279

                                                              #31
                                                              And, BTW, you guys don't know anything until you find out what biffers and crumps is all about.
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                                                              • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 4365

                                                                #32
                                                                A "Rusty Trumpet" is fun too...
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                                                                • Beastiepoo
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                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 1971

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                  Can you say

                                                                  QUEEF ?????
                                                                  Thats what its called! Now where did I get the word 'squiff' from...

                                                                  hmmm..................
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                                                                  • JimmyReject
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                                                                    • May 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I like them

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                                                                    • Pete
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      It doesnt happen very often but I'll agree, it does ruin the moment. What do you do, laugh or pretend it didnt happen
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                                                                      • Morgan
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                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 10520

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Lots of girls can just suck up some air like a vigacuum (vagina + vacuum) and queef on command!
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                                                                        • Jamie
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                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 2517

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
                                                                          BTW... WTF? is that *thrusting air* shit true?

                                                                          I swear that before i read this thread, i never knew why the girls i fucked did that *farting*.... does that make me gay?

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                                                                          • Midnyte
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                                                                            • May 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Chili Dog - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest then titty fucking her, henceforth the appearence of a "Chili Dog".
                                                                            mmm....yummy

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                                                                            • foe
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                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 5246

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Tex Willer
                                                                              LOL

                                                                              i like the way you said "period" =)
                                                                              was just thinking of that pun too

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                                                                              • jimmyf
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 12651

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I use to date this lady a few years ago, I could make her pussy fart and fart... I like it... As a mater of fact come to
                                                                                think of it. I do not think there is any sweeter music.... It is music... Some time's she would cum right when I was
                                                                                making her pussy fart and then I had pussy cum fart... shit I was in hillbilly haven.. pussy cum farts
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                                                                                • schilli
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 265

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Fuck I love pussy farts.... makes it all seem so fucking real!!

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                                                                                  • foe
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                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 5246

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by jimmyf
                                                                                    I use to date this lady a few years ago, I could make her pussy fart and fart... I like it... As a mater of fact come to
                                                                                    think of it. I do not think there is any sweeter music.... It is music... Some time's she would cum right when I was
                                                                                    making her pussy fart and then I had pussy cum fart... shit I was in hillbilly haven.. pussy cum farts
                                                                                    LOL

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                                                                                    • jimmyf
                                                                                      OU812
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 12651

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by schilli
                                                                                      Fuck I love pussy farts.... makes it all seem so fucking real!!

                                                                                      Check out the pussy farts in my website:

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                                                                                      • schilli
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                                                                                        • Jun 2002
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • Milton
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 1118

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          yes thats wery nasty stuff

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                                                                                          • baddog
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                                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                                            • 107089

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                            In some countries farting and burping means you are enjoying your meal.

                                                                                            I am almost 100% sure this is customary in Japan....anybody know?
                                                                                            In Hawaii is an insult if you don't

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