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Old 07-09-2006, 09:42 AM   #1
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I want a midget

Not to have sex with or anything, but just to follow me around places.

It seems like ALL of the really cool people have midgets. I want one.

Where do people get them? Do they place ads in the classifieds section of the paper or what?

I wonder how much you have to pay them to follow you around everywhere?

MIDGETS - THE ULTIMATE BLING!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-09-2006, 09:43 AM   #2
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call bridget the midget ;)
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Old 07-09-2006, 09:45 AM   #3
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lol! you're funny mate...
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Old 07-09-2006, 10:14 AM   #4
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Old 07-09-2006, 10:30 AM   #5
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Old 07-09-2006, 10:31 AM   #6
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Old 07-09-2006, 10:38 AM   #7
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Maybe this will help you find what you're looking for.

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Old 07-09-2006, 11:25 AM   #8
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Go to midgets.com and slap down $250,000.00 per year and get on with your life.
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Old 07-09-2006, 11:27 AM   #9
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Old 07-09-2006, 11:33 AM   #10
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LC is pretty short. He might work for you.
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Old 07-09-2006, 11:34 AM   #11
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Not to have sex with or anything, but just to follow me around places.

It seems like ALL of the really cool people have midgets. I want one.

Where do people get them? Do they place ads in the classifieds section of the paper or what?

I wonder how much you have to pay them to follow you around everywhere?

MIDGETS - THE ULTIMATE BLING!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-09-2006, 11:47 AM   #12
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Old 07-09-2006, 12:41 PM   #13
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i agree... midgets are great fun... i always wanted one.. also, an 18 y/o asian kid who walks around the house in his underwear, lighting firecrackers...
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Old 07-09-2006, 12:46 PM   #14
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You make sense and you are on to something...check out Cory's plan from Wegcash...I like it here is his site

http://www.midgetarmy.com/

and here is his video on youtube

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2AiBC-moQnc

Maybe the are the answer to all our problems..

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Old 07-09-2006, 12:47 PM   #15
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dammm i did not even see that you posted...i was so excited to share your vision..


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Old 07-09-2006, 12:51 PM   #16
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Old 07-09-2006, 12:53 PM   #17
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Midget army is the shit ... but it should be fucking expensive lol
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Old 07-09-2006, 01:02 PM   #18
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Yeah, I found that one too :D heh
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Old 07-09-2006, 01:03 PM   #19
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Thanks Cory I just watched it again....When is Poppy going to star in the next episode?

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Old 07-09-2006, 01:07 PM   #20
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midgets scare me.
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Old 07-09-2006, 07:32 PM   #21
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Mr. Romance....hahahaha
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