Contest - The $750 Picture

**scottybuzz** · 07-06-2006, 05:24 PM

"Oh la la, i've lost my body!"

**Basic_man** · 07-06-2006, 05:26 PM

" What? I thought it was a dick! "

**Ice** · 07-06-2006, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

Okay guys... gimme some funny ass captions and cheer me up.

"What I have to do before having sex with Mark Tiarra"

**pornpf69** · 07-06-2006, 05:30 PM

does it fit?

**MarkTiarra** · 07-06-2006, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Ice

"What I have to do before having sex with Mark Tiarra"

So that's how I get them to say yes... =]

**Violetta** · 07-06-2006, 05:38 PM

"Oh no. Not that Mark Tiarra fool again! Who do I have to blow to get rid of him? Hmm... perhaps I can pour some spice in that wound he has?! Hopefully it will get infected! Well, bottoms up first"

**CamsLord** · 07-06-2006, 05:39 PM

**Violetta** · 07-06-2006, 06:41 PM

hope you get well soon btw!

**SilentKnight** · 07-06-2006, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

After Pinocchio left home and became a cokehead and meth addict...Gepetto found comfort in the bottle.

**MarkTiarra** · 07-06-2006, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by Rockatansky

"Oh no. Not that Mark Tiarra fool again! Who do I have to blow to get rid of him? Hmm... perhaps I can pour some spice in that wound he has?! Hopefully it will get infected! Well, bottoms up first"

Ouch! Did I break your arm with a Kimura in a past life? =]

**MarkTiarra** · 07-06-2006, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

After Pinocchio left home and became a cokehead and meth addict...Gepetto found comfort in the bottle.

Oooo... an early runner for the winner. That's funny shit.

**Violetta** · 07-06-2006, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

Ouch! Did I break your arm with a Kimura in a past life? =]

hehe... no no!

**Spunky** · 07-06-2006, 07:00 PM

Viva la Italia!

**Spunky** · 07-06-2006, 07:00 PM

Viva la Italia!

**notabook** · 07-06-2006, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

After losing 250 pounds on an all liquid diet, Chef Paul Prudhomme was able to see his penis again for the first time in forty years.

**MarkTiarra** · 07-07-2006, 09:58 AM

Any other brilliant comedians out there today? =] C.mon... I just found out I may be laid up for as much as two weeks. I need some humor!

**NoWhErE** · 07-07-2006, 10:01 AM

"At first he practiced with carrots, then cucumbers followed by big bottles of wine. Soon he would be ready for Mark Tiarra"

**2HousePlague** · 07-07-2006, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

Okay so I just got back from Texas... had an injury that got infected... spent the night in the hospital and am now stuck in bed with nothing but my laptop and a weak sense of humor. Anyway I was going through my pics from the trip and I took this one at a restuarant in this seedy part of Dallas. It's fucking funny so I'm gonna hopefully get a laugh and give a prize to whoever comes up with the best caption for it by Midnight Eastern Time, Friday night /Saturday morning.

Prize is a free copy of the P&L projections sheet, which is a great tool to help you make informed decisions with your paysites. (http://www.guaranteeddesigns.com/consulting.htm. If you're not running a paysite and don't need such a tool... well you can always play for the admiration of GFYers about how funny you are. =]

Okay guys... gimme some funny ass captions and cheer me up.

OVERHEARD IN A LITTLE ITALY KITCHEN, CIRCA 2078:

"Yeah, Enzo was the first cook we had when my parents opened the restaurant back in 2022. Ah, poor Enzo, he hit the bottle a little too much, and the till even more often than that... We had him frozen in color carbonite in his favorite pose... oh, the whole body, but with space being so expensive in the city... we cut off all but the best part... Salute!"

2hp

**NTSS** · 07-07-2006, 11:09 AM

"Guess this beats tampering"

**MaDalton** · 07-07-2006, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

Spit or swallow?

**MarkTiarra** · 07-07-2006, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

Spit or swallow?

So simple but so funny. =] Thanks for the laugh guys!

**Bama** · 07-07-2006, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

There has GOT to be a better way to go down on Barbara Eden!

**TheJimmy** · 07-07-2006, 01:11 PM

"It's Festifus for the rest of us! And NOW for the feats of strength!!!!"

Dude that kinda looks like George's dad on Seinfeld...

**BusterBunny** · 07-07-2006, 01:15 PM

so shoes no shirt no booze no service

the customer is always right, unless the cook is hammered

waiter, there is some vomit in my soup

**MarkTiarra** · 07-07-2006, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Bama

There has GOT to be a better way to go down on Barbara Eden!

Man there were a few here that made me laugh but this one got the most chuckles. Hit me up and I'll get the sheet over to ya' and set up a time to discuss. Email and all that is linked in my sig. =]

Thanks for humoring me guys.

Contest - The $750 Picture

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