This dolphin is raping swimmers - GoFuckYourself.com

Brown Bear · 06-04-2002, 02:12 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe...hin/index.html

Just once I wish I could swim in the ocean without getting raped by a fucking dolphin!

bhutocracy · 06-04-2002, 02:20 AM

heheheh that would be the funniest episode of "flipper" ever

FATPad · 06-04-2002, 02:30 AM

I agree. Nothing worse than going out for a nice swim and getting ass reamed by a horny dolphin.

bhutocracy · 06-04-2002, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
I agree. Nothing worse than going out for a nice swim and getting ass reamed by a horny dolphin.

french dolphins.. *rollseyes*

FATPad · 06-04-2002, 02:33 AM

Except for maybe being ass reamed by a small dicked dolphin. Size DOES matter, ya know.

FATPad · 06-04-2002, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

french dolphins.. *rollseyes*

LOL

Babaganoosh · 06-04-2002, 02:35 AM

I WANT THE CONTENT!

dank · 06-04-2002, 02:47 AM

Boneprone fucked him

Babaganoosh · 06-04-2002, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by dank
Boneprone fucked him

Maybe he fucked Boneprone...

BabeHunter · 06-04-2002, 03:28 AM

England -- Swimmers are being warned to stay away from a "sexually aggressive" dolphin

candy · 06-04-2002, 04:09 AM

This is pretty good!
Hehehe

Paul Markham · 06-04-2002, 04:24 AM

Just another thread about kiddie porn.

Didn't any of you notice the dolphin is only 10 years old.

REPORT THE SWIMMERS

Mr.Fiction · 06-04-2002, 04:29 AM

I thought this was going to be another thread complaining about some gallery on The Hun.

a1ka1ine · 06-04-2002, 04:44 AM

i didnt think we had dolphins over here.. =/

Mr.Fiction · 06-04-2002, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by a1ka1ine
i didnt think we had dolphins over here.. =/

Apparently you've been missing out on a lot of good times then.

Slick · 06-04-2002, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I WANT THE CONTENT!

Ha ha ha, that's what I was thinking. Perhaps we can team up and hire a couple of hot chicks to go out there and let this dolphin have his way with them and take some great pics

The thing is that the dolphin just wants a piece of ass. How would you feel if you were the only one of your kind in an area and you didn't have hands to wack off with, you'd do the same thing that he is, ha ha ha.

Seriously though, I don't understand this though, why it's such a huge problem. All that they have to do is shoot him with a tranquilizer to put him out and transport him where there's more of his kind, that's a simple solution.

Evil1 · 06-04-2002, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe...hin/index.html

Just once I wish I could swim in the ocean without getting raped by a fucking dolphin!

Fuck the dolphin before it fucks you!

bhutocracy · 06-04-2002, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1

Fuck the dolphin before it fucks you!

heheheh:

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is [removed to protect dolphinlovers], musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children."

FlyingIguana · 06-04-2002, 09:01 AM

flippers a porn star now?

move over ron jeremy

06-04-2002, 09:46 AM

REAL swimmers do know how to deal with those situations. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about

XXXPaysiteDesign · 06-04-2002, 09:58 AM

all he wants is a little bit of dolphin lovin, is that so much to ask?

^R3K^ · 06-04-2002, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
Fuck the dolphin before it fucks you!

HAHA!!!

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."

WTF? · 06-04-2002, 10:02 AM

I like goats, their nice and fluffy.

kmanrox · 06-04-2002, 10:02 AM

i'd fist her

willow · 06-04-2002, 10:06 AM

The least they could do is fly in a horny female dolphin for the poor guy, maybe two.

foe · 06-04-2002, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

french dolphins.. *rollseyes*

LOL so true

foe · 06-04-2002, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1

Fuck the dolphin before it fucks you!

Remind me off Mr Bond you have 130 venarial diseases 30 of which have been previously only found in sharks

Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?

A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)

foe · 06-04-2002, 10:39 AM

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heheheh:

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is [removed to protect dolphinlovers], musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children."

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