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woj · 07-05-2006, 04:19 PM

50...........

$5 submissions · 07-05-2006, 04:19 PM

I wonder what his co-defendant's sentence will be.

Tdog · 07-05-2006, 05:13 PM

I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

Big_Red · 07-05-2006, 05:17 PM

Tdog that just about hit the nail on the head.

woj · 07-05-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

KRL · 07-05-2006, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D

whats enron?

A really big adult affiliate program from way back.

Drake · 07-05-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

Awesome

Bdiddy · 07-05-2006, 07:08 PM

If it's true...GOOD RIDDANCE

Bdiddy · 07-05-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

That is badass

woj · 07-05-2006, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

A really big adult affiliate program from way back.

Big_Red · 07-05-2006, 08:55 PM

Webby · 07-05-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

Maybe his heart couldnt take all the crap he tried to pull off.

Prob not Big_Red... and prob already expended more than enough energy building up Enron in the first place to do any scams.

Karma can be a bitch.. but hell, would not wish that on anyone.

Would be interesting to see a real autopsy tho - it may have reached a point where it's time for the lockup and the pressure was on to open mouths and threats started flying

Tho.. may be nothing behind it.

MaddCaz · 07-05-2006, 09:09 PM

how many lay Threads now?

Webby · 07-05-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

how many lay Threads now?

51 MaddCaz - 32 of em ending up in a rabble

Sickthing · 07-05-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

*sniff sniff*

I smell suicide...

Hmmm, let me think. 70ish years old. 40 years of prison? Death. Since I don't want widening my asshole, I think the answer is pretty clear.

E$_manager · 07-05-2006, 09:26 PM

so is it good or bad?

Big_Red · 07-05-2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

how many lay Threads now?

I was the first thread. There is only one.

Thanks for playing.

Big_Red · 07-05-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby

Prob not Big_Red... and prob already expended more than enough energy building up Enron in the first place to do any scams.

Karma can be a bitch.. but hell, would not wish that on anyone.

Would be interesting to see a real autopsy tho - it may have reached a point where it's time for the lockup and the pressure was on to open mouths and threats started flying

Tho.. may be nothing behind it.

As I said in a prior post. I think the families who got ripped off should demand to see his dead body.

But yeh, Karma is a bitch i tell ya.

mardigras · 07-05-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

What happened to the other $100?

woj · 07-06-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

What happened to the other $100?

He used the $100 to buy the donkey? remember?

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Tdog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,707	I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny: A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"? Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says. "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said. A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"? "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked. "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

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