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Woj - normally I respect your opinions and posts, but this one has me standing back and saying, "Whoa....wtf?!"

Who are you to determine from an armchair perspective the legitimacy of how to deal with someone parked in a handicap parking zone?

Are YOU that arrogant?

The company's policy that I work for is to have offenders ticketed and towed. But **I'm** the asshole.

Thanks for the deep thought.

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That's right....I'm the moron - fake nick.

Care to post another half dozen pieces of drivel that eminate from your head?

Keep us entertained, simpleton.

People who use that 'just doing my job' excuse for bullshit, crass or just plain lowdown actions are just cowards.

If you were 'just doing your job' you wouldn't brag about it. You are bragging about it because you enjoyed it, what's more you enjoyed it because you could be a snitching cock and then PRETEND that you had no choice.

Grow a spine.

Ever heard the story about the old man who walks into a store to do some quick shopping? 5 minutes later he walks out to see a cop writing a parking ticket. Immediately, he goes up to the officer and pleads with him, "I was only in the store 5 minutes!"

The cop doesn't flinch and keeps writing.

The old man then calls him a flat foot and a few other insults.
Cop smirks and begins to write another ticket.

Furious, the old man calls the cop a pig, insults his mother and spits on his shoe.
The cop just smirks and writes *another* ticket and walks away.

A bystander who saw the whole exchange approaches the old man and asks incredulously, "Are you stupid? Why did you keep insulting the cop? Now you've got $250 in fines instead of a $20 parking ticket!"

The old man just laughs, "That's okay: It's not my car. I took the bus here."

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Wow, so much hate in this thread.

Almost more than that thread about beating red light cameras...

Who wants beef with a snitch?

I love your well-thought response.

Obviously, written from the perspective of someone who doesn't have a family to support.

I'd add much more to this reply....but ya' know...you're a douche, who doesn't deserve my time and effort to justify your simple thinking.

While you jackasses have enjoyed spewing your venom from the sanctuary of mama's basement - here's what I've been enjoying while reading your silliness:


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Oh...btw - Kastle Archives

All's good.

Views are.....funky.

If you feel comfortable feeding your brats with earnings from your job as a part-time tattle-tale keep it up. One generation of finks learns from the last.

Frankly I'd feed a kid grass before I'd feed him food bought with the proceeds of being a paid snitch.

Besides, I earn more than enough as a webmaster to take care of all my responsibilities, you fucking nark.

I'll try and keep this mono-syllabic for you. You'll appreciate that. No promises, though.

Its not possible for you to write from the perspective of someone who ACTUALLY has children, otherwise your response would be from an entirely different perspetive.

I wonder....what really motivates you to say what you do? Is it dark where your are? Has mommy gone to bed and you're free to don your keyboard flack jacket and try to be an online hero with what you perceive to be your intellectual prowess?

Do you really want to fuck with me?

Stop and think.

Oh, did you get owned, chump.

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Good that you live your life based on unfunny punchlines.

towing is fine he deserved it, but to say "rich snob" simply showes that you're one jelouse cocksucker... that's why he drives a jag and you in your gay ass law enforcement car all day... :1orglaugh remind me of the time when i went to the bank at the end of the day, there was no damn cars around, so i just parked in front of the bank for 2minutes to go get $60 or so, as I come out some fag (just like you) writes me a ticket... I dont even know where he came from, since there was not many cars around

Dude, ask around. I'm not new.

And do I want to fuck with you? Of course, I've been at it all morning.

Reminds me of a time I pulled up to the front of a club on a busy street in my car with the radio loud to get Valet'd.

I get out of the car, a cop pulls next to me, rolls down his window and yells, "TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO". I'm like, wtf? It's a stock stereo on a MB SL, they aren't that loud. I get back in, turn it down, and he yells driving off, "Next time I won't warn you".

WTF? I hate asshole LEO's with small dick syndrome.

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Jimmy is old school.

You're a fucking idiot.

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Already been said but bears repeating. I don't care whether they drive an expensive car like a Jag or Rolls Royce or a cheap rusted out 68 Dodge if they park in a handicap zone when they aren't handicapped and allowed to do so they deserve to get towed. Rich or poor has nothing to do with it. Common decency does.

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You know, people like you deserve to be shot. And dont worry, you'll tow the wrong guy someday real soon and he'll come out of the house or wherever with a 12 ga and teach your little unarmed, no power of arrest, wannabe cop punk ass a thing or two about the real world.

At first, I thought you were just being sarcastic about taking a job as a unpaid meter maid and part time asshole. But you werent, you actually took a job making other people's lives miserable. How many other people have you had towed? Is it always rich people or do you tow anything while you zealiously enforce the so-called law? Have you ever thought about the fact that maybe you are towing thier only means of transportation and thier livlihood? What about when you see an old car broke down on the side of the road. Do you call in and have it towed away, without considering the fact that it might be the last possession that some guy has or that he went to go borrow money from a friend/family member to get a part and would be back in the morning to get it, and now you piled a tow and storage bill onto an already tough situation?

I had an experince once with a jackass like you when I just got my license. I parked in front of a fire hydrant in downtown Indianapolis while I was volunteering at a poltical fundraiser dinner. Now, I didnt know there was a fire hydrant there because some city slobs for employees had stacked up some barricades that they had taken off the street after finishing some sort of project in front of it so that it was impossible to see from my angle that there was a damn fire hydrant there.

I had to pay the city nearly $200 for the tow, the storage and the fine and that was money at the time that I couldnt afford. To make matters worse, it had to be in cash and the city didnt take credit cards, nor was there an ATM anywhere nearby. The nearest one was 11 blocks away. It was 1 AM, and it was toward the south side of town, a place where a white boy shouldnt be at night. But I bet some jackass like you saw my reasonably nice car and said "Look at this fuck, parking in front of the fire hydrant, I'm gonna teach him a thing or two!" and called in the tow. Of course, I wrote to city officals and tried to get my money back, no such luck.

You arent even getting paid for what you do, are you? You just do it for the sheer pleasure it gives you in fucking people over. You arent even a meter maid, they get paid for thier 'service'. You are below that.

You are a disgusting puke. I hope someone gives you what you deserve.

If he was parked handicap, that's a good thing. Handicap zones and parking near the streets corner should be the only place where parking tickets are given.

Oddly enough...you'll also be among the first to complain why traffic isn't moving as fast as you think it should.

Maybe its because some asshole is parked where he shouldn't be, huh?

Walk a mile.....

Did you read idiot? I was in Valet, which was next to the road.

Moron.

I think it's awesome :) I'd love to be able to get every asshole who doesn't have a placard and parks in handicapped parking towed and fined. I don't care if they're driving a Rolls or a Pinto (and yes, I actually DID see a Pinto in the grocery store parking lot so people are still driving them ;) ).

The rampant assumptions that litter your warped views are truly creative.

The sheer pleasure would be dealing with ignorant and assholes like you.

Advocating murder over a parking infraction is about the most juvenile thing I've read on GFY.

What are you...12?

haha, thats funny~

Whoa! That's what - a 9.5 on the Pity Meter?

Step away from the keyboard - and listen to yourself.

You admit to having parked in front of a hydrant. You got ticketed and towed. Should have been end of story.

But no - then you go on with a lame excuse (which, btw - are like assholes ... everyone has one). With your excuse you blame:

1. the slobbish city workers
2. the guy who wrote the ticket and had you towed

I'm surprised you left out the guy who installed the hydrant. Or the guy who sold you the car. Or Ronald McDonald.

What's missing here?

Oh, I know.

YOU.

You're to blame. Its YOUR fault.

But wait, it gets better.

Then you throw all this vile, hatred and contempt at some anonymous guy on the internet who you've never met, doesn't know you - and did NOTHING to you. He's not even in the same fucking country as you. Yet you take out your stupidity and frustration on a complete stranger.

Way to go, fucktard. You're a genuine piece of work.

I'm glad your fat ass got towed and that it was a major inconvenience.

Attitudes like yours deserve it.

I just have one more thing to say: GFY!

but do you park in handicapped zones or not?

personally i never take their places and those who do definitely make me angry

disabled people should be given some respect instead of making ther lifes even harder and taking their rights from them

Lol why you have to be jealous when you have some asshole abusing the parkingzones for handicapted ppl?

Oh and you don't have to be rick for a jag...Buy a 2 year old one(s type), and you buy one for the same price as a new Civic Type R...

i dont necessarly understand the bragging part of this thread though

Helped get it to 3 pages, over 100 replies and nearly a thousand views?

jealousy is a bitch

none of you people talking shit are handicapped.. so you opinion means diddly. the man did his job.

Spoken like a true poet laureate.

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