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07-05-2006, 11:53 AM
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EMS: Actual Personals From Jewish Newspapers
Actual Personals From Jewish Newspapers
Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important. Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.I am a sensitive Jewish prince to whom you can open your heart to share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. Jewish male, 34. Very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp. Looking for more funny shit? Click
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07-05-2006, 11:54 AM
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So Fucking Gay
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Ok. Some of those are funnay....
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07-05-2006, 12:01 PM
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07-05-2006, 12:05 PM
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Silly Jews.
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07-05-2006, 12:05 PM
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A freakin' legend!
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Oy vay!
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07-05-2006, 12:58 PM
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Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.
LOL LOL LOL hawt damn that is good shit... sounds like a normal person and in the end slight limp is added and the whole picture just burst made me laugh, good one madawgz .)
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07-05-2006, 01:08 PM
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07-05-2006, 01:12 PM
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doubt they are real
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07-05-2006, 01:15 PM
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I like the "with 18 years of teaching in my behind"-part
could you picture that? cram yourself up your own ass to do some teaching! |
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07-05-2006, 01:16 PM
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"I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please."
LOL That's the best part.
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07-05-2006, 01:23 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I salute jewish chicks ...
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07-05-2006, 01:58 PM
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yeah those just scream "bullshit email fwd" to me.
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07-05-2006, 02:17 PM
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actually, get me the number for the one with the limp, I have an idea for a site.
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07-05-2006, 02:36 PM
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Actually i'm pertty sure it's a tranny
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07-05-2006, 02:37 PM
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A man trapped in a woman's body
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HAHA, W T F ? HAHAHA. I can make 1000 jokes about jews from that ad. 
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07-05-2006, 03:29 PM
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07-05-2006, 03:33 PM
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More like he has "18 years of teachin in his past".
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