Yo momma's an astronaut!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


Yo Mamma is so hairy she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.

Yo Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

Yo momma is so fat, when she goes into the bathroom, the toilet is scared.

lol :thumbsup

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down

Hey you can say what you want about my mama as long as you keep leaving me the money behind the toaster.

yo mama is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

:1orglaugh

Come on now, we should get off of the subject of mamas...







...cuz I just got off of yours. :pimp

Yo mama so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back childhood memories.

Yo mama so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.

Yo mama so old, she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.

Yo mama so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

Yo mama so old, when she gave birth, you came out with dentures.

Yo mama so old, she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade

Yo mama so old, her birthday expired.

Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make TWO trips.

yo mama so thin she can dodge the rain

i disagree :Oh crap

here we go a few from the UK
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Yo mamma is like a KFC Dinner .. When you finished with the legs and breasts, you have a bone in a greasy box

Yo Mamma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents used to drag her pram

Yo Mamma is so fat that when she has sex with yo pappa he sucks a sweet for his ears, burns his arse on the light bulb and then they rock them selves to sleep

Yo Mamma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents used to feed her with a sling shot

Yo Mamma is so ugly when she was a baby her parents used to take her for walks and people used to say ewww nice pram

Yo Mamma is so smelly the council pay her to keep flies off the dog shit in the parks

Yo Mamma is so fat the speak your weight machine says one at a time

Yo Mamma is so fat the only place she can realy get weighed is a whale weigh station

Yo Mamma is so fat greenpeace keep throwing her into the sea and shouting "we've saved another one"

Yo Mamma is so fat the TV Station has named her story "Vampire the Buffet Slayer"

Yo mamas so stinking she made speedstick slow down and secret sell out

Yo momma is so old, I squeezed here boobs and powdered milk came out.
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
Yo momma is so poor, the front and back door are on the same hinge.
Yo momma is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get wet.
Yo momma is so fat, she masterbates to a cookbook.
Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
Yo momma's lips are so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet.
Yo momma's head is so big, she gets her hair braided by angels.
Yo momma is so tall, when she backflips, she kicks jesus in the chin.
Yo momma is so fat, your family portrait weighs 30lbs.
Yo momma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside, so she ran out with a spoon and a bowl.
Yo momma is so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Yo momma is so nasty, I saw here putting ice between her legs, I asked her what she was doing and she said: "Keeping the crabs fresh". :thumbsup

your mama's so dumb she sits on the tv and watch's the couch.

Yo Mamma is so fat when she fell over gravy Poured out her leg

Yo Mamma is so fat when she fell over gravy Poured out her leg

bitch so fat....

:1orglaugh

one of my favorites...

yo mommas so fat she got baptised at sea world.

You guys watch that show Yo Momma?

your mommas so nasty she has to cut the strings on her tampons cuz the crabs keep bungee jumping.


got this from a friend your mommas so poor she got breast cancer and they replaced it with a trounle bubble