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Old 07-04-2006, 12:04 PM   #1
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:2cents Why do peolpe sit around and post about Ramos ALL FUCKING DAY

Ok... we understand how you feel... Enough Already!

a GOOD chunk of you don't even have reason not to like him, you simply are just jumping on the bandwagon because the next guy is doing it. Others just do it because they have no life and want something to bitch about.

Do you think it's possible that we can go one single day without hearing about it? Can we just get over these problems and move on? You are not going to increase your sales by dwelling on the past. You are not going to increase your vagina income by sitting on GFY all day and all night posting negative BS and photochopping pictures of Ramos.

If a date is what you need.. Try this (I originally made it for the people on MySpace, but seems somehow appropriate here now too).

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Why do people (mainly guys) always feel that posting comments with things like, "DAMN girl, you have such nice boobies" and "I wish I had some peanut butter so I could spackle your asscrack and make a sandwich" is going to all of a sudden invoke instant sexual attraction get them a date with their MySpace friends (which btw ladies and gentlemen, most people will accept friend requests from the profile of a turd with wings to try and win their "friend count popularity contests") ???

It simply amazes me that most do not have the courage to talk to their local grocery store courtesy clerk, but all of a sudden muster up the strength of 10 Rico Suaves when they are in front of a computer monitor.

Here is a few dating tips:

1. SpeedDating - Goto 8minutedating.com, schedule an appointment for a session in your local area, go to said session, talk to 20 girls in 10 minutes, watch yourself fail miserably at EVERY one of them (but be sure to ask them why, and PAY ATTENTION) except the dead weight with a wart on her lip and the personality of a spent napkin at an adult arcade, and sit down to absorb what you have learned.

2. Talk to girls with a live pulse - That's RIGHT! You can't have sex with a keyboard (not yet anyways, they are inventing something like this for the truly pathetic). These girls that you are talking to that look like they are straight out of Maxim magazine... hate to break it to you... but they are NOT REAL! That's why they have links up in their profile to check out their Naughtier profile or their Webcam (get real, if you are falling for this, you are a True and Blue Douche-Bag)

3. Look into their eyes - Believe it or not, women are not that responsive to guys that have conversations with their tits the whole time. Yes, they are wearing low cut shirts to get your attention. No, they are not wearing low cut shirts to give you more mental images for your spank-bank in the toilet stall. If having sex is on your mind the whole introduction period.. you had either be DAMN GOOD, or go rub one off before you try and talk to her.

4. Start HERE - Click the little "X" on the top right of this window, get your ass up, and go enjoy the lovely weather and the women it attracts!

PS.. This is NOT directed to my friends, but if you took offense to this, YOU SHOULD!
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:10 PM   #2
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:10 PM   #3
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btw.. this is not taking sides.. (although he has never done me wrong)


but EVERY other thread that says Ramos now.. is a bit annoying
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