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#351 |
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Cum bum drum.
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#353 |
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Sarah Connor: [narrating] 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
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#354 |
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Yet another post.
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did i win the money?
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#357 |
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The Terminator: The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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#358 |
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We need more post whores over here.
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#359 |
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Sarah Connor: [narrating] Dyson listened while the Terminator laid it all down: Skynet, Judgment Day, the history of things to come. It's not everyday you hear that you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. He took it pretty well.
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#361 |
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You guys are gonna be pissed off when I'l win this.
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#362 |
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im already practicing my victory dance
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#365 |
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Come on, come on.
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#367 |
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[John Connor is in a telephone booth, wanting to call home]
John Connor: [to Terminator] You got a quarter? [the Terminater smashed the coin box and hands him a quarter] |
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#368 |
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BRING IT ON!!!!!
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#369 |
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This is gonna be over in like 15 minutes
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#370 |
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Sarah Connor: [voiceover] Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It would never hurt him or shout at him or get drunk and hit him or say it was too busy to spend time with him. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers that came over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only thing that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
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#371 |
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We are getting there...
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#372 |
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I would like to thank the academy and adloader for the $$
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#375 |
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o~/ Tell me how does it feel. /~o
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#376 |
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The Terminator: My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone.
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Posting is fun.
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#378 |
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Must... keep... posting...
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#379 |
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paris has a decent ass
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#380 |
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Sarah Connor: [narrating] The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
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#381 |
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So, any ass pictures coming this way?
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#382 |
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What's the difference between dog shit and hahahahahahas?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking. |
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#383 |
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I want some hot tea.
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#384 |
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keep going.
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#385 |
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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. |
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#386 |
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don't click this
http://www.filecabi.net/video/octopussy.html |
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#388 |
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the hahahahahaha who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. |
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#389 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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#390 |
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ok bad joke... Next.
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#391 |
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How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. |
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#392 |
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Come on, almost there.
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#393 |
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im fucking sweating and the a/c is set to 68, what the fuck
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Are we there yet?
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#395 |
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new page yet?
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#396 |
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How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. |
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#397 |
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I'm posting this naked.
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#399 |
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how can you beat this?
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Only 100 more b aby
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