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Anthony 07-03-2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
No, I?m trying to figure out if your IQ score is bigger than your age. If I was looking for a date I would be talking to your MOM

Oh the burn!

Did you hone that rapier wit in SP?@!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

woj 07-03-2006 11:21 PM

100..........

dig420 07-03-2006 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
Well showing no respect to Kung Fu is just showing ignorance... Just because it's not effective in MMA doesn't mean it's utter crap... Not every Martial Art is based purely on combat...

Sounds like you're interested in proving you're a tough guy more than anything else...

Kung Fu deserves NO respect whatsoever. It teaches you how to kick and punch and it's good cardio, but Tae Bo is just as effective in a real fight.

dig420 07-03-2006 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
entao ... que filho da puta e do taxista entra nesse forum?
http://jesda.spilky.com/asshat.jpg

Tudo Bem, dude... relax

dunefield 07-03-2006 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
I made one comment about the myth of a 90 year old master being unbeatable and I'm calling it crap?! I put the dancing in my last post as a goad to you, now I understand.

One of my mates of old from Australia is a Kung Fu guy. Fucker scared the shit out of me, and nearly broke my wrist as we were doing drills at full force. I have a healthy respect for KF guys who do active resistance, SanShou, etc.

Please provide proof of my being a tough guy anywhere in this thread. Since you weren't able to find anything else in your earlier accusations.

Thanks.

BAHAHAHA so what if you haven't knocked any martials arts in this thread... You have in previous threads (are you going to deny that?)... It seems you compare everything to MMA as if it must be effective in the ring...

But I mean every martial art should use Pride and UFC as their base... Forget hundreds of years of tradition...

goldrush 07-03-2006 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
Kung Fu deserves NO respect whatsoever. It teaches you how to kick and punch and it's good cardio, but Tae Bo is just as effective in a real fight.

That's BS :( Not denying there are a lot of crap "health" oriented kung fu schools out there but there are good combat oriented teachers out there too.

UtahSaints 07-03-2006 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
Tudo Bem, dude... relax

oi, the guy is an asshole..

Double L 07-03-2006 11:43 PM

So on the topic... BJJ is the worst thing to happen to martial arts because? Because of what you saw on Spike TV? After reading all this Im still lost in why you're so against BJJ and why you think its the worst thing to happen to martial arts?

Drake 07-03-2006 11:44 PM

Real fighters fight in the "Kumatai"

http://entertaining.free.fr/vandamme...bloodsport.jpg

Anthony 07-03-2006 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
BAHAHAHA so what if you haven't knocked any martials arts in this thread... You have in previous threads (are you going to deny that?)... It seems you compare everything to MMA as if it must be effective in the ring...

But I mean every martial art should use Pride and UFC as their base... Forget hundreds of years of tradition...

Ok, so I caught you in another lie.

I compare everything to MMA because MMA ACTUALLY WORKS.

Hundreds of years of tradition that doesn't work. Imperical Data shows that, but you ignore that.

"Oh that KUNG FU guy in the early UFC's were all shit anyways, they didn't have the right lineage."

dunefield 07-03-2006 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Ok, so I caught you in another lie.

I compare everything to MMA because MMA ACTUALLY WORKS.

Hundreds of years of tradition that doesn't work. Imperical Data shows that, but you ignore that.

"Oh that KUNG FU guy in the early UFC's were all shit anyways, they didn't have the right lineage."

What lie? You bag other martial arts... Don't deny you haven't in other threads...

OH god... I guess tradition means nothing to you... MMA works in what way? Beating the living shit out of someone else?

I guess thats all that matters to you...

Anthony 07-03-2006 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
What lie? You bag other martial arts... Don't deny you haven't in other threads...

I don't. I deny doing it here, where you have accused me.

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OH god... I guess tradition means nothing to you... MMA works in what way? Beating the living shit out of someone else?

I guess thats all that matters to you...
What is the definition of fighting to you?

What else matters in fighting? My dad gave me advice which I have passed on to my kids.

"If you get in a fight for your life, keep hitting that fucker till he doesn't get up."

UtahSaints 07-03-2006 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Ok, so I caught you in another lie.

I compare everything to MMA because MMA ACTUALLY WORKS.

Hundreds of years of tradition that doesn't work. Imperical Data shows that, but you ignore that.

"Oh that KUNG FU guy in the early UFC's were all shit anyways, they didn't have the right lineage."

Since you have yet to answer my question I would say you?re 19 and your puberty is 6 years too late????

dunefield 07-04-2006 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
I don't. I deny doing it here, where you have accused me.



What is the definition of fighting to you?

What else matters in fighting? My dad gave me advice which I have passed on to my kids.

"If you get in a fight for your life, keep hitting that fucker till he doesn't get up."

ERRRR!!! People do martial arts other than to fight... So you learn Martial Arts only because you want to hurt other people with it?

Great stuff meathead...

Anthony 07-04-2006 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
ERRRR!!! People do martial arts other than to fight... So you learn Martial Arts only because you want to hurt other people with it?

Great stuff meathead...

OH MY GOD. You are kidding me.

What is your definition of fighting?

You must study Kung Fu to do the Lion Dance.

Good stuff!

dunefield 07-04-2006 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
OH MY GOD. You are kidding me.

What is your definition of fighting?

You must study Kung Fu to do the Lion Dance.

Good stuff!

I don't do Kung Fu but I have nothing against it... Why should I? People do it cause they enjoy it...

My definition of fighting... Well my definition doesn't involve learning a martial art so I can bash up other people with it...

Fighting happens when people are angry? drunk? Not because they wanna try out their new submission and break someones ankle for the sake of it...


But hey if bashing up guys for fun to prove you're "the man" is some accomplishment keep at it...

Doctor Dre 07-04-2006 12:09 AM

Street fighting have evolved a lot in the last 15 years ... you can't compare the styles from before to now.

America have that power... they grab some things and make them evolve faster then they did in the last 1000 years.

TheJimmy 07-04-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
I spent 3 years in SP, moron

I spent 3 years in S. Korea, and I'd love a cookie...

:thumbsup :pimp

Anthony 07-04-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
I don't do Kung Fu but I have nothing against it... Why should I? People do it cause they enjoy it...

My definition of fighting... Well my definition doesn't involve learning a martial art so I can bash up other people with it...

Fighting happens when people are angry? drunk? Not because they wanna try out their new submission and break someones ankle for the sake of it...


But hey if bashing up guys for fun to prove you're "the man" is some accomplishment keep at it...

You are quite good at throwing out the red herrings.

Martial Arts - Arts of combat

Can you get your foot out of your mouth to give me a better definition of fighting?

Thanks.

Anthony 07-04-2006 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Street fighting have evolved a lot in the last 15 years ... you can't compare the styles from before to now.

America have that power... they grab some things and make them evolve faster then they did in the last 1000 years.

Dude, Canada has put out some excellent fighters.

Denis Kang is out of Vancouver, and is bad fucking ass! :thumbsup :thumbsup

George Rush St. Pierre, Losieu, all excellent fighters!

webjoker 07-04-2006 12:13 AM

this is the proof the BJJ is the best martial art in the world and everybody should learn it:
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2538



:upsidedow :upsidedow :upsidedow :upsidedow


Anthony 07-04-2006 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by webjoker
this is the proof the BJJ is the best martial art in the world and everybody should learn it:
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2538

Gotta love the high mount. :)

Of course I hate it when it's another equally large sweaty man doing it to me. :)

UtahSaints 07-04-2006 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
You are quite good at throwing out the red herrings.

Martial Arts - Arts of combat

Can you get your foot out of your mouth to give me a better definition of fighting?

Thanks.

I just don?t give up, do ya? Ass must be your middle name ?fighter??

dunefield 07-04-2006 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
You are quite good at throwing out the red herrings.

Martial Arts - Arts of combat

Can you get your foot out of your mouth to give me a better definition of fighting?

Thanks.

Why do I need to give a "better" definition... I just said mine... If it's not good enough for you sounds like you have some kind of standard of what it is...

So let me guess... Aikido, Tai Chi are combat arts? You do realise there are forms of Karate which is nothing more than soft contact... Who cares if they aren't effective in the ring... People do it for other reasons... Tradition being one of them... You do realise it's also a "culture" to some people...

Anthony 07-04-2006 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
I just don?t give up, do ya? Ass must be your middle name ?fighter??

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Hooligan 07-04-2006 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
that shit is just gay ..

Brazilian capoeira is even gayer.

Anthony 07-04-2006 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan
Brazilian capoeira is even gayer.

Considering that at every Capoeira school I've visited had over 50 percent female, I would disagree.

UtahSaints 07-04-2006 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
English mother fucker, do you speak it?

fucked your mom the Brazilian style.. she did have a dick.. grosssssss

dig420 07-04-2006 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
Why do I need to give a "better" definition... I just said mine... If it's not good enough for you sounds like you have some kind of standard of what it is...

So let me guess... Aikido, Tai Chi are combat arts? You do realise there are forms of Karate which is nothing more than soft contact... Who cares if they aren't effective in the ring... People do it for other reasons... Tradition being one of them... You do realise it's also a "culture" to some people...

hey man, do you go to a drawing class because you like to look at paper? hell no, you go so you can learn to draw. If you're going to a MA class and you're not interested in learning how to protect yourself in a fight, you need to be doing something else with your time.

dig420 07-04-2006 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
fucked your mom the Brazilian style.. she did have a dick.. grosssssss

talking about people's mothers is weak schoolyard shit, the sign of a mind desperately search for something to say and not having the ability to find it

dunefield 07-04-2006 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420
hey man, do you go to a drawing class because you like to look at paper? hell no, you go so you can learn to draw. If you're going to a MA class and you're not interested in learning how to protect yourself in a fight, you need to be doing something else with your time.

Read the bit regarding culture and tradition again...

dig420 07-04-2006 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dunefield
Read the bit regarding culture and tradition again...

sounds like useless bullshit to me

UtahSaints 07-04-2006 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420
talking about people's mothers is weak schoolyard shit, the sign of a mind desperately search for something to say and not having the ability to find it

Read 2 pages before this one and tell me about the it.. for now I did fuck his mom..

dunefield 07-04-2006 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420
sounds like useless bullshit to me

more like ignorance...

$5 submissions 07-04-2006 12:55 AM

Oh man.... the threadstarter is just asking for it. LOL Flamebait? hehehee

goldrush 07-04-2006 12:58 AM

yeah any thread with BJJ in the title, you're sure to get anthony and dig420 trolling in here within 5 mins.

dig420 07-04-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by goldrush
yeah any thread with BJJ in the title, you're sure to get anthony and dig420 trolling in here within 5 mins.

what do you expect? BJJ and poker are my only two forms of recreation, and poker sucks.

WarChild 07-04-2006 10:55 AM

I particularily like it when people use other people's skills as some sort of proof of their own.

"Your BJJ is bullshit, Sambo is the best, just look at Fedor."

I always answer the same way "Yes, Fedor is a fucking machine with vicious ground and pound and excellent positional control. I agree. However, maybe we should compare _YOUR_ Sambo training to my BJJ training."


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