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07-04-2006, 12:21 AM
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Short story - How my fleshlight got robbed
Now this is a funny one.
I've had a fleshlight way before the GFY buzz... anyways I don't really use it, and it was in a desk in the basement. A couple weeks ago, while I was away, my house got robbed. The only thing they took from this specific aera was the fleshlight. How fucked up is that ? :P
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07-04-2006, 12:31 AM
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Did you tell the cops?
Hopefully the robbers thought it was a flashlight.... I mean... really....Who steals another mans fleshlight? |
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07-04-2006, 12:35 AM
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lol
The cops aiin't gonna do shit... I've only filled the descriptions with the real expensive things they stole (2 comps, most of my nice suits, dish washer, clothe washer and drier, sound system etc etc etc)
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07-04-2006, 12:43 AM
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LOL!
Lets hope you have an STD and they don't clean it before they use it.  |
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07-04-2006, 12:45 AM
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They stole them... full of aquarium water. I hope one of the fucker had a good taste of what my fishs taste like ;)
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07-04-2006, 12:47 AM
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"I don't really use it" YEAH YEAH...........that's what they all say
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07-04-2006, 12:48 AM
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The movers came in the mornign 2 days before to pickup my ex's shit (move her)... and they probably came back later to pickup my shit (and keep it). My neighboor seen them but they didn't know if they were my movers or what, because I have a lot of people comming in an out. Quote:
I had changed my insurance of place a couple days earlier, my ex cut the alarm system ;)
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07-04-2006, 12:56 AM
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washing it out really is a pain in the ass. they need to invent a self cleaning model. :-)
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07-04-2006, 01:51 AM
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wow, thats fucked up, maybe they were curious
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