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TGP secrets revealed!!!
All the money is in tgp's. We all know that right? So heres how you do it.
First you buy a tgp script, you design your site around this scipt. Add a few pictures of naked girls etc. & then your sponsorship banners. (Banners are not important on tgp's because no ones going to pay for anything at a free site). Then you buy 10,000 hits a day of someones worthless tgp traffic. After a few months of trading links with other tgp's & buying traffic, you get a small loyal amount of bookmarkers who come to your site every day and they download your free porn. Pretty soon you have 100,000 people visiting your site a day downloading all the free porn they can get their hands on. But of course they aren't buying anything. So how do you make money since you can't sell anything you ask? You sell your traffic to the next fool looking to start a TGP ![]() Good luck & thanks for your support in the continued destruction of the adult industry! this is for entertainment purposes only, & was solely intended to piss people off |
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Bwahahahahahaha!
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fuck you asshole.
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unless you have half a brain and learn how to convert tgp traffic.
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good one
anyone wanna purchase 10 k of super tgp traffic hehe |
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This is a decently funny thread.
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Is that why The Hun and World Sex and all the other big tgp sites sell top gallery spots? Oh.....its because they cant convert the traffic so you might as well sucker some loser into buying it!!!!!
Hahahahaha....People are starting to figure it out now!
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Again, welcome back Pro... hahahaha
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lol so true :D
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yeah. whatever. now who's stupid?
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Actually, Pr0 what you say is quite true. There is a bit more to it, but basically you said it in a nut shell.
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Funny how people always attack what they do not understand and/or fail at.
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ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 ![]() Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o |
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Nice one pr0, that cheered me gloomy day up
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Secondly i understand exactly how tgp's work. And lastely, i've never failed at anything, however i have become annoyed/bored with things & chosen to stop. By the way your prices are great choker. For $6,000 dollars i could organize a virtual million man march. |
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OMG, Askmomma....... so I am supposed to stop making money ?? Take my tgp down??? WTF Come up with a solution that every adult webmaster will agree on and I will to. Until then tgps' are going to thrive. Bitching about the ways guys do their business is stupid. Porn online will evolve to what ever the market dictates. If guys want free porn, the sites that provide that need are the sites that are going to survive. Just because you don't like what this busines has become, it does not mean that you are in the majority. You really are in the minority. Thousands of tgps you have never heard of are making money hand over fist. I bet you are one of those that bitch everytime a Walmart comes into town and runs the small guys out of business. It's called survival of the fittest. And there's a hell of a lot of tgps surviving just fine right now. So when are all the tgps gonna take their sites down so online porn will survive forever??????
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Ah yeah Pro, I know you are doing it for fun, but these other guys jumping in are just kinda silly imo
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I just find it all quite amusing, i could care less what happens to this industry.
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Unless you tell some ppl it's funny, they won't laugh
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Hardcore porn addicts like myself know that TGP's offer shitty porn, and that a paysite is the only place to get anything decent.
Of course I dont pay for memberships either, I use stolen passwords.
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*bump* 350 views of this humor masterpeice is just simply not enough
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what was your question?
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Good sum up of the tpg industry
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lol that was good..
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people dont want to give away 20 answers
but if you ask 20 people 1 question you still get 20 answers. if you need help on marketing there's tons of mainstream info that you just change to suit your needs. search for different studies conducted also important brush up on your ad copy where to place nouns and verbs and action words and shit. |
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This thread is depressing me. I think I'll add another 50 galleries tomorrow.
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You been smoking the tree of knowledge again?
Hehe... Choker is right -- go with the flow -- besides you forgot about all the lame paysites begging for traffic! They just invested $5K, $10K, $20K in content, servers, software, web design etc... Now they just need some shitty TGP traffic so they can prove to themselves that they really have failed miserably. |
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someone that takes this thread seriously is obviously someone insecure about converting TGP traffic hehe...
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Sorry
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On the other hand -- I think pr0 is making a good point -- it seems like the extreme demand for traffic has made traffic more valuable than it's actually worth is many cases... If I'm selling 10,000 banner clicks -- why not just put that shit up for auction on EBAY? -- why do I need to take a risk on conversions??? Let the paysite with the most balls buy it! There are so many paysites now and the bottom line is that all these paysites have to compete for their piece of the traffic pie -- and the slices are getting smaller and smaller with every new successful paysite on the block...
and now many of the big TGP's are producing their own content and pushing each other's paysites as personal favors -- so I think it will only get more interesting... |
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Shemp i love you man!
![]() TheFly you bring up some interesting points Everyone else, i hope you got a good laugh! |
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lol Shemp - very very funny
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all the money is in the tgp's???????
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