Attention Designers: Fleshlight is hiring! - GoFuckYourself.com

CT · 07-03-2006, 02:00 PM

**Position Available Immediately**

As most of you know, FLESHLIGHT is undergoing some massive changes. In order to help us provide the BEST promotional materials to our webmasters, we are seeking a HIGHLY talented, multi-faceted web designer capable of developing multiple promotional tools while using the most recent technology and creative ideas.

The MUSTs for this position are:

-MUST be creative
-MUST be detail and deadline oriented
-MUST be a team player, as you will be working with our entire staff to give Fleshlight and it's affiliates Kick-Ass designs
-MUST be willing to be exclusive and relocate to Austin, TX

Like we said, we TRULY are looking for the BEST of the BEST and are willing to pay top dollar for the right person. We offer an industry leading salary AND benefits package!

Our work environment is Fast-Paced and challenging but fun at the same time. We have spared no expense in our technology and have the most modern equipment and software to assist in the design process.

If you have what we're looking for, please respond to jobs AT fleshlight.com

Also, if you know somebody who would be good for this position, please send them our way and we'll give you a $100 referral fee.

JD · 07-03-2006, 02:02 PM

I made the banner in my sig. do I get the job?

sonofsam · 07-03-2006, 02:02 PM

I heard Ramos knows how to use MS Paint ... want me to get his ICQ for you?

giftedtwisted · 07-03-2006, 02:05 PM

lol I'm moving out of texas. go figure.

good luck and good bump

BlueWire · 07-03-2006, 02:05 PM

I heard ramos was available

QuaWee · 07-03-2006, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

I heard Ramos knows how to use MS Paint ... want me to get his ICQ for you?

Th!nk · 07-03-2006, 02:09 PM

hi! email on the way

kindly check it out.

High Plains Drifter · 07-03-2006, 02:13 PM

You want the best of the best and you're offering a $100 referrel fee? Good luck with that.

07-03-2006, 02:13 PM

I'd hit it

cyberstar · 07-03-2006, 02:31 PM

bump for freelance designers to apply for this job.. so i can have your clients... hehehe

2HousePlague · 07-03-2006, 02:58 PM

sig spott.

2hp

CamsLord · 07-03-2006, 03:00 PM

this is a great opportunity for somebody, i wish i could do it but i cant even draw circles

EdgeXXX · 07-03-2006, 03:07 PM

Good luck with your search. Here's a bump for you.

Tylo · 07-03-2006, 03:10 PM

wow thats solid!! Good luck to the everyone applying

KrisKross · 07-03-2006, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Th!nk

hi! email on the way

kindly check it out.

He's looking for an in-house designer, not an outsourced designer. If your English reading skills are so poor, I shudder to think about what the promo text your designers write looks like.

Miguel T · 07-03-2006, 03:24 PM

Im far away... Europe...

Wouldnt be possible to relocate there.

Yoni · 07-03-2006, 03:55 PM

bump for you guys

CT · 07-03-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutePorn

Im far away... Europe...

Wouldnt be possible to relocate there.

We encourage everyone to apply.

tenderobject · 07-03-2006, 04:35 PM

im free but im expensive and not in the us. it sucks! this is a good offer!

Platinumpimp · 07-03-2006, 04:45 PM

Come on peeps help Chris out to fill in a great position.

dodger01 · 07-03-2006, 05:22 PM

I'm a terrible designer, but I speak English(albeit with a southern acsent) and live in the usa. I sell insurance so I can pretty much do anything. Waiting to hear from you!!!

wdforty · 07-03-2006, 05:22 PM

Good luck to all applicants

CT · 07-03-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodger01

I'm a terrible designer, but I speak English(albeit with a southern acsent) and live in the usa. I sell insurance so I can pretty much do anything. Waiting to hear from you!!!

Basic_man · 07-03-2006, 06:00 PM

I tought Juicy could design ... he can only do PR :P

fris · 07-03-2006, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

I heard Ramos knows how to use MS Paint ... want me to get his ICQ for you?

dont thread crap.

CT · 07-03-2006, 07:38 PM

bump for the evening crew

Chris · 07-03-2006, 07:47 PM

any if the designer needs a place in austin i can help ya out with that :D

MaddCaz · 07-03-2006, 07:48 PM

dude said MS Paint!!!

madawgz · 07-03-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

I heard Ramos knows how to use MS Paint ... want me to get his ICQ for you?

yeah hes a PRO!

mrblackdesign6 · 07-03-2006, 08:13 PM

I can be the best, if anyone here would give me a chance!

CT · 07-03-2006, 09:31 PM

Thank you to all the applicants so far, there is a lot of really good talent out there

Kimo · 07-03-2006, 09:50 PM

awesome opportunity

CT · 07-04-2006, 06:28 AM

bump

Ace_luffy · 07-04-2006, 09:41 AM

goodluck to the lucky one.........

CT · 07-05-2006, 06:11 AM

Position is still available. Willing to relocate the right applicant.

Stallion · 07-05-2006, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

I made the banner in my sig. do I get the job?

I have to say it definitely gets my attention

nice banner

EdgeXXX · 07-05-2006, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT

Position is still available. Willing to relocate the right applicant.

*sigh* Alright fine, I'll send you a copy of my resume

07-03-2006, 02:00 PM	#1
CT Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 513	Attention Designers: Fleshlight is hiring! Position Available Immediately As most of you know, FLESHLIGHT is undergoing some massive changes. In order to help us provide the BEST promotional materials to our webmasters, we are seeking a HIGHLY talented, multi-faceted web designer capable of developing multiple promotional tools while using the most recent technology and creative ideas. The MUSTs for this position are: -MUST be creative -MUST be detail and deadline oriented -MUST be a team player, as you will be working with our entire staff to give Fleshlight and it's affiliates Kick-Ass designs -MUST be willing to be exclusive and relocate to Austin, TX Like we said, we TRULY are looking for the BEST of the BEST and are willing to pay top dollar for the right person. We offer an industry leading salary AND benefits package! Our work environment is Fast-Paced and challenging but fun at the same time. We have spared no expense in our technology and have the most modern equipment and software to assist in the design process. If you have what we're looking for, please respond to jobs AT fleshlight.com Also, if you know somebody who would be good for this position, please send them our way and we'll give you a $100 referral fee. __________________ ICQ: 34416048

07-03-2006, 02:02 PM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	I heard Ramos knows how to use MS Paint ... want me to get his ICQ for you? __________________ I like turtles.

07-03-2006, 02:05 PM	#4
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07-03-2006, 02:02 PM	#2
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	I made the banner in my sig. do I get the job?

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07-03-2006, 02:09 PM	#7
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07-03-2006, 03:07 PM	#13
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07-03-2006, 03:55 PM	#17
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07-03-2006, 04:35 PM	#19
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07-03-2006, 04:45 PM	#20
Platinumpimp Logos and such. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kingdom of the Netherlands Posts: 10,214	Come on peeps help Chris out to fill in a great position. __________________ I design logo's.

07-03-2006, 05:22 PM	#21
dodger01 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 7	I'm a terrible designer, but I speak English(albeit with a southern acsent) and live in the usa. I sell insurance so I can pretty much do anything. Waiting to hear from you!!!

07-03-2006, 05:22 PM	#22
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07-03-2006, 07:38 PM	#26
CT Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 513	bump for the evening crew __________________ ICQ: 34416048

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07-03-2006, 08:13 PM	#30
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07-03-2006, 09:31 PM	#31
CT Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 513	Thank you to all the applicants so far, there is a lot of really good talent out there __________________ ICQ: 34416048

07-03-2006, 09:50 PM	#32
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	awesome opportunity __________________ ...

07-04-2006, 06:28 AM	#33
CT Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 513	bump __________________ ICQ: 34416048

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07-05-2006, 06:11 AM	#35
CT Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 513	Position is still available. Willing to relocate the right applicant. __________________ ICQ: 34416048