Why do people hate Canadians? - GoFuckYourself.com

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 07:52 PM

I'm not Canadian nor do I hate Canadians, but I see a lot of people making

fun of Canadians.

Why?

MaddCaz · 07-03-2006, 07:54 PM

we have to acknowledge their existence to hate them...

Xplicit · 07-03-2006, 07:54 PM

I dont think anyone really hates them, its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

MaddCaz · 07-03-2006, 07:54 PM

kidding. I keed I keed....

BoyAlley · 07-03-2006, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

I dont think anyone really hates them, its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

That pretty much sums it up!

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 07:55 PM

That's true they don't really get involved in wars that much really

MetaMan · 07-03-2006, 07:56 PM

blame the french, we do not even like them, no one likes french people, they stink, and are useless.

did you know that all of the shit in alberta that is flushed end up in quebec? and that people over there are so poor that they have to fish out of these shit rivers to survive?

that is why if you ever eat out a french girl their pussy is a little stinky.

it is us great albertans that allow them to live.

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 08:04 PM

Alberta and Quebec, different provinces or states, eh?

sonofsam · 07-03-2006, 08:06 PM

people hate canadians? news to me.

joking about canadians and hating them are 2 different things.. canadians are welcome almost everywhere in the world..

except maybe uganda.. because we don't wear big hats... but neither do they.. so its kinda hypocritical

Martin · 07-03-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

I dont think anyone really hates them, its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

What the hell does Canada need the US for Military defence for? Name one time you came to our defence for anything? Lets hear it smart guy...lol

Wrufian · 07-03-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

... its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

Basically meaningless huh?

Then stop using our fucking lumber to build stuff.
Then stop using our power to light up your house.
Then stop using our water.
Then stop coming up here with your ignorant attitudes.

Ignorance.

This thread is all wrong. People don't hate Canadians. We may be the butt of many jokes but for the most part, you can still proudly say, "I am Canadian" in most countries without someone lobbing a grenade at you.

Try that yankee-doodle-dandy.

Oh yeah...You can play hockey if you'd like but we want our Stanley Cup back next year. Make sure y'all don't use it as a spittoon eh??

Martin · 07-03-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

blame the french, we do not even like them, no one likes french people, they stink, and are useless.

did you know that all of the shit in alberta that is flushed end up in quebec? and that people over there are so poor that they have to fish out of these shit rivers to survive?

that is why if you ever eat out a french girl their pussy is a little stinky.

it is us great albertans that allow them to live.

Nigga please..

you're so full of shit I bet your eyes are brown.

madawgz · 07-03-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

I dont think anyone really hates them, its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

and all of us have mini igloos in our backyards!

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

and all of us have mini igloos in our backyards!

Real estate must be booming!

Kevsh · 07-03-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

I dont think anyone really hates them, its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

Huh?
Military defence against whom? what?

Last time I checked we weren't being threatened by any other country.
And as for "meaningless" you should do your homework. Who do you think is underwriting the billions your government is spending on, ahem, fighting terrorists in Iraq? You? Hahaha

And the oil reserves in Alberta are making your administration drool.

Trust me, your ignorant ass may think we are meaningless but the powers-that-be sure as hell don't!

(By the way, when I travel to foreign lands - if you can use a map, "foreign" to is probably anywhere outside your state - I go out of my way to make sure people DON'T think I'm American. I get a much better reception that way)

Tempest · 07-03-2006, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrufian

Basically meaningless huh?

Then stop using our fucking lumber to build stuff.
Then stop using our power to light up your house.
Then stop using our water.
Then stop coming up here with your ignorant attitudes.

Don't forget that we're also the largest supplier of oil to the US.

Webby · 07-03-2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave

I'm not Canadian nor do I hate Canadians, but I see a lot of people making fun of Canadians.

The average person does not hate Candians - or anyone else.

The problem may be with some retards here who may have a need to hate in defense of.. hell knows... *something*

Doubt Canada or any other country ever got round to listening to GFY bullshit.

MetaMan · 07-03-2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Nigga please..

you're so full of shit I bet your eyes are brown.

excuse me but nigga is racist and i just wont stand for that, next time you are going to be racist call me a nig nog and you wont hurt my feelings.

Quebec is a small sink hole, most Quebecers do not have running water so they are forced to go poo poo in the rivers, and you know how many potatoes these chubby french people stuff in their poutines? that is alot of poo poo, making there rivers like quicksand and the entire province is slowly being sucked inwards.

do not blame the french for eating so many potatoes, they are like poor americans who have to eat alot of KD because it is cheap.

i feel almost bad for them living in the best province in canada, i heard things are tense down east, rebel groups fighting for power and all.

most americans do not know about alberta because we are very very humble and constantly send aid to these remote canadian regions and ask nothing in return.

i myself went on a mission to central quebec and dropped 3000 kilos of potatoes, i felt terrible but good at the same time for helping these poor people eat, they loved us because they are just used to eating fish from the alberta shit river.

stick in their quebecers the albertans will continue to help you survive!

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Don't forget that we're also the largest supplier of oil to the US.

Word?

I thought it would have been a middle eastern country

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-03-2006, 08:33 PM

I love canadians.

directfiesta · 07-03-2006, 08:34 PM

People don't hate Canadians...

Americans do .

Figure it out

Kevsh · 07-03-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Quebec is a small sink hole, most Quebecers do not have running water so they are forced to go poo poo in the rivers, and you know how many potatoes these chubby french people stuff in their poutines? that is alot of poo poo, making there rivers like quicksand and the entire province is slowly being sucked inwards.

Honestly, did a 12-year-old write that?
Or are you just trying to dumb things down for the GFY crowd?

If you did and not for reason #2, I'm seriously wondering what credentials one must have to have a "Green" name here on GFY...

Double L · 07-03-2006, 08:34 PM

They dont taste like chicken when you BBQ them...

JK... I have a few Canadian friends and live close to the border and visit about once a year. Great people.

MetaMan · 07-03-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Honestly, did a 12-year-old write that?
Or are you just trying to dumb things down for the GFY crowd?

If you did and not for reason #2, I'm seriously wondering what credentials one must have to have a "Green" name here on GFY...

i am only trying to spread the truth to the rest of the world.

they will teach you next year in 6th grade about this, come back when you are 18 son

E$_manager · 07-03-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave

I'm not Canadian nor do I hate Canadians, but I see a lot of people making

fun of Canadians.

Why?

with the same success i can say :"Whu ppl hate so much Russian?"

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

with the same success i can say :"Whu ppl hate so much Russian?"

Some people think theyre still the commie nation, even though their capitalistic

Kimo · 07-03-2006, 08:57 PM

i freaking LOVE canadians!

Bdiddy · 07-03-2006, 09:02 PM

This thread is gayer than directfiesta.

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for such ignorant banter. (on both sides)

Bdiddy · 07-03-2006, 09:02 PM

I love Canada.

Lance69 · 07-03-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave

Word?

I thought it would have been a middle eastern country

True fact. Canada supplies more oil to the US than any other country in the world. In fact for cheaper than we let ourselves have it. How's that for Alberta fucking the rest of the country?
It's not news though because we're not a member of opec or likely to have firebomings on a daily basis.

Holly · 07-03-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Huh?
Military defence against whom? what?

Last time I checked we weren't being threatened by any other country.

And you won't be. Ever. Because every other country knows that if they mess with you, the US will stomp a mudhole in their ass.

pornguy · 07-03-2006, 09:11 PM

Because they drive slow in the fast lane, and all of them that go south for the winter wear speedo's that are about 50 times to small, and they dont tip.

MetaMan · 07-03-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lance69

True fact. Canada supplies more oil to the US than any other country in the world. In fact for cheaper than we let ourselves have it. How's that for Alberta fucking the rest of the country?
It's not news though because we're not a member of opec or likely to have firebomings on a daily basis.

you think alberta controls the oil prices you fucking idiot?

Lance69 · 07-03-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BluewireBrian

This thread is gayer than directfiesta.

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for such ignorant banter. (on both sides)

How dare you post such truth, we won't stand for it here!
Oh btw Happy Canada Day and 4th of July!

Lance69 · 07-03-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you think alberta controls the oil prices you fucking idiot?

Nope just picked the first random Oil producing province that came to mind. I'm Albertan myself.

pornstar2pac · 07-03-2006, 09:16 PM

it's because they have tim horton's and don't share it with us americans

Holly · 07-03-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

People don't hate Canadians...

Americans do .

Figure it out

In all honesty, you're wrong. As a matter of fact, I think it's the exact opposite- I think you'll find tons of Canadians who hate Americans, but very few Americans who even give it a second thought. The only Americans that hate Canadians are the ones who work in porn. Know why? Because all the other Americans forget that you even exist. And I don't say that to be a smart-ass, but it's the truth.

Growing up, we never learn *anything* about Canada. It's like it's not there, lol. I can remember doing reports on the fucken Antarctic, but I never one time remember a single lesson on Canada or anything Canadian. We even studied the shit out of Mexico, because they're our "neighbors", but nada on Canada. I have undergrad, grad, and post-grad degrees, and while they weren't history/geography related, I still had to have a lot of those core type classes, and Canada still wasn't mentioned.

Even my first few years online, I never thought about Canadians. Then I started messing with adult and realized that 75% of Canadians sold porn online and you couldn't spit without hitting a Canadian.

Embarrassing as this is to admit, I had to google a map of Canada because I had no idea where any of your major cities were located. Even now, I have no clue about the names of your Providences and which big cities are in each one. It's really strange and I've often wondered over the last few years why you're so totally ignored in our education system.

(and even though I love to give the Canadians shit, truthfully, they're some of my favorite people

)

BAKO · 07-03-2006, 09:20 PM

Canadians Are good people

Sly · 07-03-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

People don't hate Canadians...

Americans do .

Figure it out

Sorry pal, but Americans don't give a fuck about Canadians, much less hate them. Americans make fun of Canadians, yes. Canadians make fun of Americans, yes. The United States, Canada, and England have a lot of history. They're like brothers. And brothers fight.

I don't know anybody that hates Canada or Canadians, but yes we do like to tease and pick about their passiveness as they like to tease and pick about our aggressiveness.

Hate is such a silly wor.

Sly · 07-03-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

And you won't be. Ever. Because every other country knows that if they mess with you, the US will stomp a mudhole in their ass.

And the English. Like I said, brothers.

Sly · 07-03-2006, 09:29 PM

The funny thing is a few of the people in this thread getting all upset are people that are constantly ragging on the United States. Kind of funny.

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Because they drive slow in the fast lane, and all of them that go south for the winter wear speedo's that are about 50 times to small, and they dont tip.

Tempest · 07-03-2006, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

The United States, Canada, and England have a lot of history. They're like brothers. And brothers fight.

2HousePlague · 07-03-2006, 09:50 PM

I am my brother's keeper.

2hp

chupacabra · 07-03-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

(By the way, when I travel to foreign lands - if you can use a map, "foreign" to is probably anywhere outside your state - I go out of my way to make sure people DON'T think I'm American. I get a much better reception that way)

heh... funny you should mention. as an american, when i travel abroad i make a point to pretend to be a canadian, for the exact same reason..

aico · 07-03-2006, 09:55 PM

Any Country that puts the next best thing to toilet paper on their flag has got some serious issues.

ProducerCashDave · 07-03-2006, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Any Country that puts the next best thing to toilet paper on their flag has got some serious issues.

Hes callin the Canads out

Capt. rold · 07-03-2006, 10:07 PM

yep, definitely see a lot more anti-americanism from this end ;)

Bdiddy · 07-03-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lance69

How dare you post such truth, we won't stand for it here!
Oh btw Happy Canada Day and 4th of July!

I know...truth holds no precedent here.

wyldblyss · 07-03-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Xplicit

I dont think anyone really hates them, its just a joke because its a big country thats basically meaningless and relies on being americas neighbor as its military defense.

And what exactly gives a country meaning, and who defines what countries qualify?

I'm Canadian, proud of it. We have some of the most beautiful scenery in the world. We are a diverse nation, we have contributed a great deal in the scientific world as well as come up with a great deal of important inventions.

We have a great deal of natural resources, we provide the U.S. with fresh water, electricity and a shitload of oil. You should get to know Canada, if you did, you would probably understand how silly your comment is about our country being meaningless

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