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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    Seriously, why are fireworks illegal?

    I mean, blowing things up is something us Americans are good at. Our forefathers loved to blow things up. Our current administration really likes to blow things up. Aren't they setting an example for us to follow?

    Why take away the one thing that we can all do well? It just doesn't seem right.
  • dissipate
    The Dirty Frenchman
    • Nov 2005
    • 8904

    #2
    fuck it, i have a bs in chemistry, i make my own - and they're way better than the store bought ones

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    • MaddCaz
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
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      • $5 submissions
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        • Nov 2003
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        #4
        Well, the concept of government has changed since the Founding Fathers. Now, the state has to be in every sphere of human activity. Regulations. Taxes. You name it. The county by county firework regulation/ordnance is just one aspect of this.

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        • LiveDose
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          • Feb 2002
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          #5
          We can buy them.

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          • Doctor Dre
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            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            What is stupid is that you can buy them, but you can't blow them... they make money from selling them to you, but you can't use them.
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • Spider Ninja
              Registered User
              • Nov 2005
              • 2051

              #7
              because you can blow your hand off?

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              • C H R I S
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                • Nov 2005
                • 10842

                #8
                Just bought some down near LAX - safe and sane variety. I think they are legal in some counties....
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                • BIGTYMER
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  Same reasons lil kids shouldn't have bb guns.

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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                    What is stupid is that you can buy them, but you can't blow them... they make money from selling them to you, but you can't use them.

                    Yeah, most counties that sell them don't let you blow them up in that county. You have to go elsewhere.

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                    • baddog
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                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spider Ninja
                      because you can blow your hand off?

                      You could slip in the shower and break your neck. Happens all the time. Should they outlaw showers?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        What is stupid is that you can buy them, but you can't blow them... they make money from selling them to you, but you can't use them.
                        They have the same type of regulations in Hawaii... you can own and raise fighting birds (aka fighting cocks...the avian variety ) but you can't hold cockfights.

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AVNChris
                          Just bought some down near LAX - safe and sane variety. I think they are legal in some counties....

                          Yeah, I mean the good stuff, not the safe and sane crap.

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                          • 2HousePlague
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 14572

                            #14
                            PRAY this does not become a picture thread.






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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BigTymer
                              Same reasons lil kids shouldn't have bb guns.
                              Point is, lil kids can have bb guns.

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                              • potter
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 6559

                                #16
                                they're outlawed/banned here because of fire hazard

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                  PRAY this does not become a picture thread.






                                  2hp

                                  So you are suggesting that they do it to protect us from ourselves?

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                                  • Webby
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 14956

                                    #18
                                    They are more lethal than guns - so got to make them "illegal"




                                    Duh?
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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by potter
                                      they're outlawed/banned here because of fire hazard

                                      Yes, common sense would dictate that you should not use sparklers and fountains in heavy brush.

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                                      • baddog
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Webby
                                        They are more lethal than guns - so got to make them "illegal"




                                        Duh?

                                        Fireworks are more lethal than guns? Was that an attempt at humor?

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                                        • DWB
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                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 31779

                                          #21
                                          Because your government does not think you are adult enough to have them.

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                            Because your government does not think you are adult enough to have them.

                                            Or is it because they aren't collecting taxes on them?

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                                            • Webby
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 14956

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              What is stupid is that you can buy them, but you can't blow them... they make money from selling them to you, but you can't use them.
                                              Is that serious Doc?

                                              You talking about Canada or US? Don't really matter where - that's just insane.
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                                              • Spider Ninja
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                                                #24

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                                                • Webby
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14956

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  Fireworks are more lethal than guns? Was that an attempt at humor?
                                                  More a dry cynical smirk delivered with a touch of sarcasm

                                                  Seriously.. it is actually illegal to use fireworks??

                                                  Can see the point where kids are involved and really need supervising - but sounds weird otherwise.
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                                                  • baddog
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                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Spider Ninja

                                                    Mine aren't quite that radical . . . .although I do have these ones that have 300 small missiles that shoot off for about 7-8 minutes. They are pretty cool

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                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Spider Ninja
                                                      because you can blow your hand off?
                                                      You can kill yourself with a gun and you c an still own one...
                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                      • 2HousePlague
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                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 14572

                                                        #28







                                                        2hp
                                                        tada!

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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Spider Ninja
                                                          That is beautiful. Yet another reason to go to HK for Chinese New Year's celebrations.

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                                                          • Spider Ninja
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                                                            • Nov 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                            Mine aren't quite that radical . . . .although I do have these ones that have 300 small missiles that shoot off for about 7-8 minutes. They are pretty cool
                                                            very cool

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                                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 51692

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Webby
                                                              Is that serious Doc?

                                                              You talking about Canada or US? Don't really matter where - that's just insane.
                                                              I'm talking about canada here ;)

                                                              But it's local jurisdictoin. Some place you can, others you can't.

                                                              They sell them everywhere thought.
                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                              • Rochard
                                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 75733

                                                                #32
                                                                Baddog has been spending too much time around around Niko, who loves FIRE and loves to blow things up. Niko is like "Trash Man" in THE STAND.

                                                                Fireworks are illegal because too many people set fire to things and blow things up. They were illegal in Arizona, but now I'm in NORCAL and I see the booths popping up all over the place. I can't wait to go shopping.
                                                                Herschel Savage
                                                                Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                • mikeyddddd
                                                                  Viva la vulva!
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 16557

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I shot off about $600 worth tonight.

                                                                  Of course, there was a fire on the island across the lake before I got started about 10:00 PM CDT.

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                                                                  • Webby
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 14956

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                    I'm talking about canada here ;)

                                                                    But it's local jurisdictoin. Some place you can, others you can't.

                                                                    They sell them everywhere thought.
                                                                    Never actually heard of that one before. Eg.. Unless things have changed, there was nothing like that in the EU countries - but can see some laws possible when children have access to "explosive devices".

                                                                    In Costa Rica currently.. no problems like that - tho they would never notice if ya blew a mountain up
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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague







                                                                      2hp

                                                                      Shall I post pictures of car wrecks?

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                                                                      • bringer
                                                                        i have man boobies
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 13082

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                                        Yes, common sense would dictate that you should not use sparklers and fountains in heavy brush.
                                                                        unfortunately common sense isnt as widespread as it once was. you must also realize alcohol + explosives is never a good mix. in all honestly, i can see why bottlerockets/romancandles are outlawed because one shift of the wind and its on your neighbors roof burning down the neighborhood.
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                                                                        • Spider Ninja
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                                                                          • Nov 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                          Shall I post pictures of car wrecks?
                                                                          yeah...that's sad stuff...I guess a sad time in the world...

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                                                                          • Webby
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                            Shall I post pictures of car wrecks?
                                                                            A few bodies riddled with bullets sounds about right man - it's good to show the stuff that is actually "legal"
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                                                                            • fl_prn_str
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              amateurs cant follow directions and end up in the er and professionals know what the fuck the are doing....thats why they make the big bucks!!!!

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                                                                              • mikeyddddd
                                                                                Viva la vulva!
                                                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bringer
                                                                                unfortunately common sense isnt as widespread as it once was. you must also realize alcohol + explosives is never a good mix. in all honestly, i can see why bottlerockets/romancandles are outlawed because one shift of the wind and its on your neighbors roof burning down the neighborhood.
                                                                                One of mine was a tube about the size of a silver dollar and 3 feet long that shot 144 Roman candles. Another looked like a shack that shot shit out for 2-3 minutes that was called Redneck Party. But, the coolest was probably the one that was a little bigger around than a coffee can that had a bunch of smaller circles inside. When the fuse was lit it rotated through the smaller holes sending pyrotechnics skyward.

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                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 23141

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  They never should have taken away those M-80s.. Those were fun.

                                                                                  1/4 of a stick of dynamite.
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                                                                                  • mikeyddddd
                                                                                    Viva la vulva!
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 16557

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Black Cat sells a 16K pack. It's a roll with 16,000 firecrackers.

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                                                                                    • 2HousePlague
                                                                                      CURATOR
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 14572

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                      Shall I post pictures of car wrecks?
                                                                                      cars get ya from here to there.

                                                                                      fireworks, in the hands of highly-trained and competent professionals, can create inspirational spectacles in the sky.

                                                                                      in the hands of children and amateurs, they get ya from here to there.

                                                                                      it's interesting that the combination of fireworks and transportation also has 2 sides: 1 | 2

                                                                                      2hp
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                                                                                      • bringer
                                                                                        i have man boobies
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                                                        One of mine was a tube about the size of a silver dollar and 3 feet long that shot 144 Roman candles. Another looked like a shack that shot shit out for 2-3 minutes that was called Redneck Party. But, the coolest was probably the one that was a little bigger around than a coffee can that had a bunch of smaller circles inside. When the fuse was lit it rotated through the smaller holes sending pyrotechnics skyward.
                                                                                        sounds fun. luckily for me i have friends and family with farmland outside of town where i can shoot off my "illegal" fireworks in large empty fields. after several years doing it i couldnt imagine shooting these fireworks off in town with many homes featuring woodshake roofs and dead grass surrounding them.
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                                                                                        • madawgz
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague







                                                                                          2hp
                                                                                          wow, they are fucking dangerous...
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                                                                                          • emthree
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                                                                                            • Jun 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Dont know, but we have enough fireworks to blow up an entire block this year.

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                                                                                            • Double L
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                                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Must just be your area/state they are illegal. A trip to the Indian reservation here has all you can want and its legal to light them so long as you arent in the city limits. Gamble on the reservation, get drunk, lose money then drive home and light off some cannons....

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                                                                                              • Joe Citizen
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                So you are suggesting that they do it to protect us from ourselves?
                                                                                                So you agree with the legalisation of hard drugs? The only reason they are illegal is to protect us from ourselves.

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                                                                                                • aico
                                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  They are illegal because the majority of assholes who shoot them off at the public parks, beaches, etc, don't clean up after their fucking selves.

                                                                                                  It's as simple as that.

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                                                                                                  • DWB
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by aico
                                                                                                    They are illegal because the majority of assholes who shoot them off at the public parks, beaches, etc, don't clean up after their fucking selves.

                                                                                                    It's as simple as that.
                                                                                                    You mean like smokers...

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