A True Poker Player

[DEA - banned for life]

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to
pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
under her dress!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen
to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?."

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that
since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
should be at her house around 2 PM Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2PM
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed
and
left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did
stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
"And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

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I call. (8 chars)