Men with hair on thier backs shouldn't wear tank tops on the beach
also at a certain pool party in miami back in august
also at a certain pool party in miami back in august
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People in glass houses should get dressed in the basement
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for the GFY in school
"Be nice to nerds, Chances are you'll end up working for one."
How many of ya'll were nerds in school,, don't lieComment
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If you drop your goggles as you sit down in a moving ski lift ~ don't lean over to pick them back up.
just a little bit naughtyComment
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Seriously your tounge will get stuck when you lick a frozen flag poleComment
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Revenge of the Nerds
BigCash.com: Your Gateway to Serious Bucks!Comment
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this is a Golden Rule, one of the top 10
"When you have sex with a new female for the first time,
prior to any contact, make sure you do a nut check"Comment
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In prison, it's best to just rinse off if the soap falls and be dirty, than to pick it up and be clean.
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Originally posted by RedShoe
In prison, it's best to just rinse off if the soap falls and be dirty, than to pick it up and be clean.
better spend extra on Soap on the ropeComment
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Only us true ex-cons know the soap on a roap trick. I did my time in Wasco state prison. Where did you do yours?Originally posted by playa
better spend extra on Soap on the rope
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To err is human, to repeat is fucking stupid
If it's yellow, stay mellow, but traces of brown? Turn it down!Comment
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Rule # 15)
Some people have a way with words, and other people, just...um... uh.... they just don't have a way with words, I guess.
Rule # 16)
Don't believe everything you read.
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'Mamma always said'
No matter how poor you are the two things you never buy is cheap toilet paper or cheap shoes.
to answer playa...I was a nerd, I am a nerd, still not yet at the point where I can be smug at the reunion tho.Comment
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Speak softy but carry a big stick."Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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If you drop your keys in a river of lava.....let em' go because they're gone man.Comment
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Ultimately nothing matters. You come in butt naked and you leave butt naked. So enjoy the ride through life, both the ups and the downs, because at its core that's all it is. Just an adventurous ride you stay on for about 27,000 days. So make each day count and special, and don't let the bs get you down.
Smile, laugh and be happy.
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There's always a party for those who choose - Kermit The FrogComment
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"if it has tits or wheels eventually it's going to give you problems." - dadwho | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepComment
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.Come away, come away...Comment
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If she can be conned she can be fucked.Comment
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My dad always used to say this when we were working on his car.Originally posted by Rep
"if it has tits or wheels eventually it's going to give you problems." - dad
"GOD DAMMIT REDSHOE!!! SHINE THE LIGHT WHERE I'M LOOKING!!"
I guees the life lesson is, "always shine the light where he's looking"
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NNNNERRRRRDDSS!!!Originally posted by ControlThy
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Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.Comment
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Originally posted by Rep
"if it has tits or wheels eventually it's going to give you problems." - dad
i am gonna have use that for Golden Rule #2Comment
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Originally posted by Rose Crans
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
I was born richComment
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Rule#5 Never trust a man who periodically loses his underwear at the petting zoo.
Rule#6 Never buy condoms from a bum.Sex is not a sin unless you pay to much for it.Comment
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