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- Ostriches are considered the largest living species of bird - Ostriches live in nomadic groups of 5 to 50 birds that often travel together with other grazing animals, such as zebras or antelopes - With their acute eyesight and hearing, they can sense predators such as lions from far away. - Ostriches are large enough for a small human to ride them; typically, the human will hold on to the wings while riding. - Ostriches are classified as dangerous animals in Australia, the US and the UK. There are a number of recorded incidents of people being attacked and killed. Big males can be very territorial and aggressive and can attack and kick very powerfully with their legs. |
oh SHEEEAAAAT!!! Hahahahaa LOLZ!!
I was gone for a few days doing seagrass bongs with my manatee buddies and I come home and my Yahoo IM and AIM are off the hook, blinking like christmas trees!! I'm like WTF, did they lift the Sea Mammal Protection Act, something must be seriously wrong, turns out this Ambush Interview has been running for a while without me in it..... LOLOL!!! Damn guys some tough questions in there, you've really done your homework... I gotta roll myself a blunt and think these over for a while. Gimme some time to get my head together guys. |
Oh great, I was starting to worry that Joesho = Nosho :)
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This thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))
I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0 |
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Long story short, let's just say the extra vitamins filled in the extra space between my head and my shoulders LOL! |
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Joesho, I have one more question:
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Just got off of ICQ with Joesho, he is just waking up and should be here any minute.
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Haha, is that baddog with Joesho's sister? :)
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Hooray!
At least he is not arrested for "burning roof materials", as I was wondering where the hell he is. |
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Well GFY was getting much more posts than Oprano so I thought what works for GFY must work for Oprano. I wanted all the sig whores from GFY to post on Oprano instead but at the time Oprano was the hangout of all the old timers. I believed the sig spotters would be intimidated by the old timer's webmastering knowledge so I basically told all the old timers to fuck off and leave Oprano. The old timers didn?t listen to me so I decided I would leave instead. I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano. Until that happens Oprano will be a little quiet. |
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I told ya Joesho was a visionary and nobody believed me....I am glad Bishop shares joesho's vision. |
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Good answers, this is turning out to be a great interview :thumbsup
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Look if you are a newcomer and decide to start your first porn site in 2006, it is really difficult and a lot of work to figure out how to build your TGP gallery, how to sign-up for sponsors and how to submit to the TGP portals. These old timers, they know everything about building websites, they know everything about getting traffic, and these newbies know nothing. So when a newbie comes to a webmaster forum and asks ?How do I start a porn site and make money? I think it is just fucking greedy that the old timers will not take a meager 30 minutes out of their day to write an easy to understand and concise set of instructions to help this newbie get started without having to do too much research himself. That is my main problem with the old timers. If they are not willing to tutor and give tips to newbies I think they have no right to post on a webmaster forum. They are just wasting boardspace that could have been used on making business deals and getting newcomers to enter the market, because as any REAL businessman knows "the more competition the broader the bottom line". |
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Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow :) |
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..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs: http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6088745.html |
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Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee? |
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LOL good question. Yes I am very cute and cuddly, everyone says that, LOL! Most people don?t know this but I am only half manatee. My mother is a manatee and my father is a chimpanzee. When my mother fell in love with my father there was a lot of controversy in the manatee community and when they finally married she became isolated from other manatees. During my childhood I had little contact with other manatees and mostly hung out with chimpanzee kids and I feel closer to the chimpanzee community than the manatee community. Boy let me tell you, CHIMPAZEES LOVE PORN!! I am somewhat of a legend among chimpanzees, they just LOVE me!! With regards to an animals ingrained fear of humans, well my father was a circus monkey so I got acquainted with large crowds of people at a very young age and am totally comfortable around humans, especially when they are STONED AS A MONKEY LOLOLZ!! |
Wow I didn't know that about your father being a chimpanzee, it's really great to get some background info on the man behind the board personality. Very informative.
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hmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!
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I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.
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Maybe he has been using part of the $25,000,000 for English classes ;)
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LOL where is Joesho?
Get our of the water! get behind your screen |
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It's time for some drama. The manatee thing is pretty funny too :)
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Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors! :upsidedow |
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Peaches burns the Sea Cow! This is a very rare treat to read!!! |
This thread is delicous, not too attracted to the manatees though I must admit :helpme
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are manatees known for their intelligence, like dolphins, for example, or NOT?
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