50 dumbasses......

Just Last week I posted an ad on Craigslist talking about how i was horny and wanted to fuck or be fucked hard by a man and suck some cock.

Then I put down GigoloJustins' AIM name and said to call me and start talking dirty.

He is STILL getting hit up!

That is fucking hillarious. It brought back a memory for me, nothing near like that, but back in the day of BBS's I had gotten a little program, I think they called them war dialers back then. Basically, you put in the first 3 digits of a phone number and it dials numbers one at a time 555-0001, 555-0002 until you tell it to quit.

I put in the first three digits of my pager number, and set it to dial a number, wait X seconds and then dial my friends home phone number, then hang up and continue. It's not as funny as most of the rest of these, but it was funny back then. He go just over 100 phone calls in just a couple of hours, and few others later. Everything from random people to carpet cleaning services, to really pissed off people.

Rochard got me pretty good in Mexico last year.
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/videos/046.wmv
This year is payback!

I've seen entire houses covered like that tree for Polter Abends in Germany.
Sometimes it just goes too far.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Definately wasn't expecting to see those pics. There's still crap all over the car. Glad it wasn't my house :thumbsup

word up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used ProComm and Telix for Windows as a war dialer on a few occasions. We'd just schedule it to make round-the-clock calls to people who'd piss me off (mostly local companies that telemarketed me repeatedly, or constant wrong numbers).

i do not think i should tell you...

Too much to list

This house STILL has TP in the trees 3 days later!

Lazy fucks!

:error

There's still TP in trees of theses people's house and it's a month later

sad, really.

Everything should be gone first rain... but that's pretty bad I agree.

that could have went so badly wrong

When I was in college I was driving through campus with a carload of friends after spending the night drinking. As we went past a sorority house a bunch of frat boys jumped out of a truck to run inside for a panty raid - including the driver.

I stopped my car and told someone else to drive it and follow me.

I jumped in the truck and drove it about 6 blocks away where I parked it diagonally in the middle of major intersection and then threw the truck keys as far as I could.

We drove back by the sorority house to see all the frat boys standing around in front of the house with these WTF?!? looks on their faces.

Now that was funny.

peanut butter in my friends underwear..blamed his brother ...

I think I may have inadvertently turned one of my best friends gay.

This is someone I had been friends with since we were about 4 years old. During high school, he started dating this chick I absolutely loved, whom I had accidentally fallen into the "friend zone" with. So I concocted a brilliant scheme, actually, it kind of fell into place bit by bit, wherein I convinced him that she really wanted to just fuck him (she was a virgin at the time), not really date him, and that she wasn't really someone he wanted to do more with than just fuck. I completely made up shit and told him that she had said it to me.

So basically, long story short, he originally entered the relationship with good intentions (he's a good guy), but after they had gone out on maybe one date, I talked to him on the phone while she was secretly listening on the other end, and baited him into saying something like, I just want to fuck this girl already and be done with it. Of course I played the good guy on that call, unlike what I had been saying when talking to him privately. Her jaw dropped, and that was that. I ended up being the first to nail her. Two years later he was out of the closet and a bartender in a gay bar in Canada.

I still kind of feel bad about it, but, maybe not as much as I should. I mean, this girl was KILLER hot, and I had been working on hitting it for like two years. He never should have gone for her in the first place. Victory was fucking sweat, more than a decade later I still use the memory of fucking her to whack it.

What's the old saying, "you fuck with the bull, you get the horns."

Sheik Hassan Nasrallah owes me money, so I kidnapped these two Israeli soldiers...

When I was kid I did the classic revenge,I took my enemies toothbrush and wiped my ass with it. The image of him brushing his teeth with it was amazing and I felt like I got justice.

all i have to say is never piss off leslie sharp

that's a HELL of a lot of toilet paper

thats pretty gay.

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i never do anything like that - may be i will - in the future - just has no reason
But i always think that i should first think of wether i would like a person to do such thing to me. and then act.

Smashed all of some dudes car windows and poured paint stripped all over his car

I've broken her ex-boyfriend's nose

Met the girl in a club
She had a bf she did'nt want anymore , but he was over-persisten and kept persuing her. Once he'd tried to put his hatered on me I had no choice but use my fists. I've finished the night in a police car, but the girl was worth it :1orglaugh

When I was in the military, I sent a guy new orders recending his discharge from the Army and extending his tour by six months.

I meant to tell him the truth that night... but I got busy doing something else and completely forgot about it.

A couple days later, I called him on the telephone and asked what was happening.

WoW!! :BangBang: :ak47: :party-smi

Was he pissed at the Army!!

Then, after I told him the truth... He vowed to get even someday.

I've been looking over my shoulder ever since :1orglaugh