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06-25-2006, 09:54 PM
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What was the worst thing you've ever done to fuck with someone?
Took these pics from my phone so they're not great - but I'd be screaming bloody murder if someone did this to my house.
What a fuckin' pain it would be to clean up! What was the worst thing you've ever done to fuck with someone? I egged this chicks house with 3 dozen eggs when I was about 14 and blew up this kids bicycle shed with pineapple bombs on the 4th of July when I was 15. There's more of course but anyway ... What about you?    |
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06-25-2006, 09:56 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Atleast they wont run out now
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06-25-2006, 09:58 PM
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06-25-2006, 10:00 PM
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Banned!
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I cant recall ever doing anything bad to anyone who didnt deserve it.
I was a crazy white boy though when it came to fighting I'm a Culver City Badboy for life |
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06-25-2006, 10:01 PM
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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Some dude pissed me off really bad when I was a senior in high school....so when I had a free period I took a dead fish, wrapped it in newpaper and duct taped it under his passenger seat
not only did it make his car smell for months afterwards, but the fish decomposed in there and fell apart, he had to have his seat pulled out and all kinds of specialized cleaning work done to get the smell and dead fish out of it |
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06-25-2006, 10:01 PM
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dropped branches from an over pass on a hihgway at night
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06-25-2006, 10:02 PM
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Slowly changing the size of a friends pants so that he thought he was getting fat.
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06-25-2006, 10:02 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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a friend of mine put a for sale sign on his car... his car was worth about 30k. he put the price at something like $3200... he put his friends cell phone number on the for sale sign.. he was in LA so his friend was getting like 50-100 calls a day.. his friend had no idea why people were calling him.. after the 3rd day of call after call he was out of control irate.... as soon as someone would call and say "i am calling about your car" he would say fuck you and hang up....
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06-25-2006, 10:09 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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06-25-2006, 10:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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no comment . . . TP would be lightweight
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06-25-2006, 10:16 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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is it a toilet paper?
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06-25-2006, 10:18 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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06-25-2006, 11:41 PM
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06-25-2006, 11:53 PM
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Went 4 wheeling on a upscale golf course late at night we did a lot of damage to the pristine perfectly manicured grass on all holes, made news and the papers the next day, owners posted a 25k reward for our arrest and capture, this was 25 years go.
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06-25-2006, 11:55 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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06-25-2006, 11:56 PM
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Hmm lemme try to narrow it down... I'll get back tomorrow hehehe
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06-26-2006, 12:43 AM
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$tyle$
I used to take personal ads in the LA weekly but use friends numbers or work numbers - BUT all the ads were men looking for men and written like porn stories.
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06-26-2006, 12:48 AM
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I guarantee it
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that would have taken them hours to do that lol.
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06-26-2006, 01:17 AM
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Heh, saw that this morning. They cleaned up a lot but there's still a bunch up in the trees.
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06-26-2006, 01:28 AM
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Ben, You must have cracked up when you saw the pics in this thread. Kinda surreal, huh? LOL I need to come by and visit you guys and we ned to grab lunch! |
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06-26-2006, 01:32 AM
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I waited for my buddy to go to sleep then i punched him the balls as hard as I could.. He stop talking to me for like a month.. good times good times.
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06-26-2006, 01:37 AM
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my brother went to greece for his holidays for 2 weeks
we sprayed his carpet with water and scattered grass seeds. We then got a packet of gellotine chrystals and poured them into his tolitet. When he came back his carpet was like a lawn with long grass, and the first time he went to toilet he flooded his bathroom when he flushed. Serves him right for bringing me back a knock off CK Leather Belt |
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06-26-2006, 01:41 AM
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So Fucking What
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My buddies droped several tabs of LSD in the beer cups of people we didn't like in high school at keg parties a few times. (They all deserved it and I stopped going to those lame gatherings by junior year) It was funny because the assholes they dosed would start having the time of their life and laughing until they realized it wasn't a beer buzz anymore. They stopped doing it to my knowledge after the incident with an ambulance being called because this jock asshole they dosed wouldn't stop screaming at the top of his lungs and he took off all his clothes during a severe panic attack. Needless to say, it was priceless. |
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06-26-2006, 01:45 AM
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06-26-2006, 02:16 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Hours to clean up, only 5-10 minutes to do. |
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06-26-2006, 03:43 AM
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MFBA
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06-26-2006, 03:55 AM
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oh my god...you guys are nuts!
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06-26-2006, 04:01 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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we did exactly the same with a teacher we all hated cause he used to torture especially those of us who were not able to defend themselves... a couple of months later that teacher drowned in his holiday - karma is a bitch
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06-26-2006, 04:10 AM
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Not mine, but I love this one, I think I found the link on GFY sometime:
http://www.samholton.com/foil/ They spent 4 days covering this guys room with 1500 square feet of tinfoil. Quote:
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06-26-2006, 04:21 AM
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Ummm nothing really. I'm passive and a wimp, I don't do anything really against people I hate, except act rude or give them dirty looks or act stuck up. But their all passive acts, I'm not agressive enough to actually physically do anything. I do love to act like a bitch though and act very very stuck up.
The worst I'll do when I hate someone and I know their making less money than me is just go on and on and on and on about what I'm making (compared to them) and just brag a lot and talk about money incessantly in order to make them feel bad about themselves. That's about it. |
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06-26-2006, 04:25 AM
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I'm too scared to toilet paper someone, I don't want them to go after me or risk getting arrested for vandalism and going to jail. I don't like to get dirty or go to jail.
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06-26-2006, 04:40 AM
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that's all very juvenile
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06-26-2006, 05:08 AM
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Tho.. I remember a very expensive set of wheels - some guys prized possession - which accidentally seemed to burst into flames. It was just coincidence - I was enjoying a party miles away. There are some really nasty folks around tho - one used to remind folks how they never paid loans by throwing them into a drain and pouring gas down then a lighted match. That's a bit over the top and not funny! 
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06-26-2006, 05:13 AM
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when i quit my job in london I placed gay personal ads everwhere i could find and put my boss name and number on them so he had faggots calling him all week for dates
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06-26-2006, 05:37 AM
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don't think i have done anything too hash. but there was this one time a certain group of tickers would piss me off by consistantly take our parking spot's. then i would have to walk half a mile to work. i really got sick of this so when i leaving late one night i took apart there phones and placed some crushed up cava root in all of them and put them back together. the next day half the staff went home because unvolentary vomiting
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06-26-2006, 06:06 AM
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Hitting golfballs onto someones roof repeatably when i was younger
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06-26-2006, 06:08 AM
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06-26-2006, 10:03 AM
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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dammm...basically if you fuck me, i fuck your whole world...its not personal...just business..
Mr. Romance
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But a brilliant idea.. hahahaha
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06-26-2006, 10:19 AM
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I have yet to fuck with someone royally. It is coming though. And soon
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06-26-2006, 10:22 AM
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all of this sounds like too much time and effort, i figure karma plays itself out. the worst ive done is a guy that blew me off, i showed up looking smoking with one of his buddies at a bar, he was rattled, good enough for me. thats the extent of my wrong doings
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06-26-2006, 10:22 AM
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all of this sounds like too much time and effort, i figure karma plays itself out. the worst ive done is a guy that blew me off, i showed up looking smoking with one of his buddies at a bar, he was rattled, good enough for me. thats the extent of my wrong doings
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06-26-2006, 04:11 PM
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06-26-2006, 05:22 PM
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I posted a guys phone number to news groups saying to call this number and ask for his wife. That she was an escort and gave a really good description of a young, 18 yr old blonde, 5 ft 4 ... tiny...
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06-26-2006, 05:30 PM
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2hp
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06-26-2006, 05:33 PM
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Hmmm, back in MN during the winters I'd piss on peoples car door handles. We also had a buddy who would black out almost every nite we drank so we'd put guys phone numbers in his pocket for him to find the next morning & tell him about how he was all over these dudes. Him having come from the country, he was a little up tight about the situation.
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06-26-2006, 05:41 PM
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06-26-2006, 05:48 PM
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I once accidently convinced a girl I worked with that her boyfriend (who also worked with us) was actually gay and didnt want anyone to know. It was really pretty innocent until I saw how shocked and surprised she was and she was really going for the line of bs.... so I had to continue making up stuff.
It's a long story, but the jist of it is, I forgot to tell her I was joking, and about a week later she came up to me, and said, "I just can't believe it. When we're together, I can't help but think about it. I mean, I dont' care, I love him, but I just keep picturing it." And of course, I couldn't tell her I was joking at that point, so I waited on her to finally break down and bring it up to him. I know it was wrong, but what would you say if the conversation started out like this. She walks in the office and says "damn my ass is sore" and I joking said "Oh, Richie finally told you?" and she says with verrry intrigued look "told me what?" and just wouldnt' let it go when I told her it was nothing. In the end, we all laughed so I still don't feel bad. |
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