I just broke up with my girlfriend :( - GoFuckYourself.com

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:13 PM

That's right but instead of spewing all the details I would much rather wallow in my self pitty and accept the flames I deserve for starting a thread like this.

Don't be shy this thread is a perfect opportunity to increase your post count though I would ask you to refrain from using "postcount++" since I'll be using it occasionally.

If you're at a loss for something to say might I suggest just using two:

but maybe with a twist like:

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:13 PM

And yes I think it's pathetic that people bring their personal problems to a webmaster board.

EdgeXXX · 06-23-2006, 09:14 PM

Damn that sucks

Madcatz · 06-23-2006, 09:14 PM

women are evil lying heartless shady self-serving sluts. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

BlingDaddy · 06-23-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

And yes I think it's pathetic that people bring their personal problems to a webmaster board.

You are correct... and she's probably quite happy. Now is a good time to post pics.

Pure Evil · 06-23-2006, 09:15 PM

who did the breaking?

BlingDaddy · 06-23-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Madcatz

women are evil lying heartless shady self-serving sluts. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

And "MadCatz" probably has a pussy.....

fallenmuffin · 06-23-2006, 09:16 PM

I'm single have her hit me up

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

You are correct... and she's probably quite happy. Now is a good time to post pics.

Sweet, good one dude!

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure Evil

who did the breaking?

I actually did but I'm thinking I just beat her to the punch, no significant amount of pride was salvaged.

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I'm single have her hit me up

LOL I think she would love it if you sent a cock shot.

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Madcatz

women are evil lying heartless shady self-serving sluts. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

Ya after watching all 6 seasons of Sex and the City my attitudes kind of changed. I actually posted part of a chapter from a book I'm writing a while back which described some of my observations of female relationships with not only men but other women, and was hoping to get some female input but got squat

fallenmuffin · 06-23-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

LOL I think she would love it if you sent a cock shot.

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:22 PM

I guess I should have mentioned it was super long distance to it was doomed anyway. It turned out to be the best breakup I've ever had. I think the key was to first soften her up by having her view me as disgusting. That significantly lessens the amount of tears.

Spunky · 06-23-2006, 09:22 PM

She said you didn't satisfy her anymore and was going to do it anyways

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

LOL not you and photoshoped but I'll send it anyway! Care to add something like an opening line? I'd be happy to include it

Madcatz · 06-23-2006, 09:24 PM

stupid cock whores =( im just bitter though

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

She said you didn't satisfy her anymore and was going to do it anyways

YES THERE IT IS!!! I was starting to think I was going to receive more than two flames. Leave it to Spunky to bail out yet another one of my threads! Thanks dude

BlingDaddy · 06-23-2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Sweet, good one dude!

I'm no dummy.... where's the pics?

fallenmuffin · 06-23-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

LOL not you and photoshoped but I'll send it anyway! Care to add something like an opening line? I'd be happy to include it

Yeah, ... "I could make you a star baby" lol

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Madcatz

stupid cock whores =( im just bitter though

Ya I know it still amazes me that no matter how much emotional or financial stability you can provide it always comes down to how well you can stuff them. That said, that wasn't my problem (*pat on back*) but rather the distance.

If you like you're welcome to use my thread to vent a little

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

I'm no dummy.... where's the pics?

LOL shit I was hoping to get to page 2 before getting bugged for pics. If I hated her I'd post them but I don't so I won't. Will nudes of me do instead?

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Yeah, ... "I could make you a star baby" lol

OK I'll put that but I'm sorry to be the one to tell ya that line isn't going to work. You should have went with something like "I want you to feel my cock rubbing the inside of your pussy". I'm not much for erotic writing for women but I think that would have given you a decent shot at a booty call.

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:37 PM

I'm a sig whore! You promised

I thought the biggest (albiet most likely low brow) flame was going to come from you and I was looking foward to it.

fallenmuffin · 06-23-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

OK I'll put that but I'm sorry to be the one to tell ya that line isn't going to work. You should have went with something like "I want you to feel my cock rubbing the inside of your pussy". I'm not much for erotic writing for women but I think that would have given you a decent shot at a booty call.

Lol, oh well. Shes probably not my type.

[smooth muffin]
Girlfriend: Don't you ever get scared?
Me: All the time, alot of things scare me shitless..
Girlfriend: Like what?
Me: Roller coasters, spiders, social gatherings
Girlfriend: But.. but on our first date you took me on a roller coaster, you're always killing spiders for me and I take you out all the time.
Me: I know, if I've got to do somethings I'm uncomfortable with it's worth it just to be next to you.
....
Me: I guess you just her words when I say I love you.. but I mean it.
*love making*
[/smooth muffin]

She broke up with me though..

BlingDaddy · 06-23-2006, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

LOL shit I was hoping to get to page 2 before getting bugged for pics. If I hated her I'd post them but I don't so I won't. Will nudes of me do instead?

No thanks. You may want to contact Bang Bros and see if she can out do Taylor Bow though.

UtahSaints · 06-23-2006, 09:42 PM

sig spot number 2

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Lol, oh well. Shes probably not my type.

[smooth muffin]
Girlfriend: Don't you ever get scared?
Me: All the time, alot of things scare me shitless..
Girlfriend: Like what?
Me: Roller coasters, spiders, social gatherings
Girlfriend: But.. but on our first date you took me on a roller coaster, you're always killing spiders for me and I take you out all the time.
Me: I know, if I've got to do somethings I'm uncomfortable with it's worth it just to be next to you.
....
Me: I guess you just her words when I say I love you.. but I mean it.
*love making*
[/smooth muffin]

She broke up with me though..

Shit dude that sucks, what you said was pretty slick though. I spilled my guts too as did she but like I said - just not meant to be.

I do feel for ya though but if it makes you feel any better I'm sure she gonna end up in a misserable relationship whereas you'll find someone better.

If this was recent might I suggest putting up a profile on MySpace, nothing takes your mind off a break up like scoring some new pussy.

fallenmuffin · 06-23-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Shit dude that sucks, what you said was pretty slick though. I spilled my guts too as did she but like I said - just not meant to be.

I do feel for ya though but if it makes you feel any better I'm sure she gonna end up in a misserable relationship whereas you'll find someone better.

If this was recent might I suggest putting up a profile on MySpace, nothing takes your mind off a break up like scoring some new pussy.

Lol, was a year ago next month :/ still single. I'm not what you might call the best looking of the bunch. Myspace isn't working out a few local hotties added me but nothing has come from it. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...0-1cafce5b80f0 view my sexiness.

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Lol, was a year ago next month :/ still single. I'm not what you might call the best looking of the bunch. Myspace isn't working out a few local hotties added me but nothing has come from it. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...0-1cafce5b80f0 view my sexiness.

What seemed to work for me was posting a semi-nude fansign pic in all the girl's comments. My intention wasn't to get them worked up but I sure did do the trick!

E$_manager · 06-23-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

And yes I think it's pathetic that people bring their personal problems to a webmaster board.

what do you think i spathetic in need to have a word with ppl about your problem?

CaptainHowdy · 06-23-2006, 09:58 PM

LOL Best of luck with the next one

!

Spunky · 06-23-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

what do you think i spathetic in need to have a word with ppl about your problem?

I want to mate with jou

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

what do you think i spathetic in need to have a word with ppl about your problem?

Not pathetic it's just that at the best of times you get nothing but shit advice about relationships and I was running on the assumption that a website called 'Go Fuck Yourself" might offer even less.

E$_manager · 06-23-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I want to mate with jou

you want to have a word with me about your problems?

Elli · 06-23-2006, 10:12 PM

Might I join your club of one? I also am single as of tonight. sigh.

Spunky · 06-23-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

you want to have a word with me about your problems?

Nothing a pic of you bent over and topless won't solve

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I want to mate with jou

Me too, it was a turn on when she was dressing me down.

E$_manager · 06-23-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Not pathetic it's just that at the best of times you get nothing but shit advice about relationships and I was running on the assumption that a website called 'Go Fuck Yourself" might offer even less.

there is always some persentage of normals who do not give shit advises. That is enough if you ask me.

Ace_luffy · 06-23-2006, 10:16 PM

Love is Love.............

E$_manager · 06-23-2006, 10:18 PM

Sultan, may that is what you wouldn't like to hear: Sorry for you. Go get some drink, go out, try to get some fun.
But many people like to get such advises

E$_manager · 06-23-2006, 10:20 PM

o'k good night.

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

there is always some persentage of normals who do not give shit advises. That is enough if you ask me.

I agree you only need one person to be helpful and I actually gave it a shot since no one was cutting me down. Well I'm off to get laid, sorry ladies you missed your chance

Madcatz · 06-23-2006, 10:24 PM

snort some blow off a hookers ass then fuck her into oblivion - you'll feel a lot better

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Madcatz

snort some blow off a hookers ass then fuck her into oblivion - you'll feel a lot better

There we go! But you should have ended it with

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

Sultan, may that is what you wouldn't like to hear: Sorry for you. Go get some drink, go out, try to get some fun.
But many people like to get such advises

I hear ya but it's different for men and women. The advice most women can offer a guy with regards to relationships is most likely a lot better than what a guy can offer, I think we can both agree on that. That said getting advice on a public forum that predominantly male who will more likely take the opportunity to rip on you is not the best idea I don't think. That's all I'm saying

Now for sure this time I'm going to go out and have some NEA (No Emotions Attached) sex. Well at least there isn't going to be any emotion on my end but hey - I'm The Sultan - I can't help it if the ladies fall instantly in love with me.

How was that? Too much ego? I think it should provide just enough disgust to scare her off while not wrecking my chance to get my dinky sinky.

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The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:34 PM

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Sig Spot!?!?!?

Nice you scooped up post #47!

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2006, 10:35 PM

See sig.

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