I'm such a hard ass... and here is why:

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779
    #1

    I'm such a hard ass... and here is why:

    I just wanted to let all of you know how much of a hard ass I am.

    In the past 12 months I have had my ingrown toe nail (on both sides, severely infected) removed 6 times with NO numbing at salons for pedicures in 3rd world countries. No doctors, no professionals... just me and a nail tech with dirty tools. I just grit my teeth as they dig into my swollen toe and blood and pussy oozes out. That is hard. Werd. Much harder than 50 Cent.

    Hmmm... or maybe that makes me a dumb ass.
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    • Bdiddy
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 2456
      #2
      living up to your nick!!
      "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

      "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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        • fuzzylogic
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 4796
          #3
          why dont u just do it urself with a razor?

          thats what i would do with mine for a 2year period

          (for some reason it went away. i did not cut out the growth area)

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            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779
              #4
              Originally posted by fuzzylogic
              why dont u just do it urself with a razor?

              thats what i would do with mine for a 2year period

              (for some reason it went away. i did not cut out the growth area)
              Tried that. Cut it out a few times on my own but it always came back worse than it was.

              Wonder how yours went away if you did not cut it out right? You are a lucky man.

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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BluewireBrian
                  living up to your nick!!
                  That's DIRTY white boy.... not DUMB white boy.

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      eeyuk.....Have the toes removed.
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986
                          #7
                          Damn..I cringe thinking about that..sounds very painful

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                            • notabook
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 9748
                              #8
                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                              I just grit my teeth as they dig into my swollen toe and blood and pussy oozes out.
                              blood... AND pussy oozes out of your toe? We need pics Fetish site ftw!

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                                • fuzzylogic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 4796
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                  Tried that. Cut it out a few times on my own but it always came back worse than it was.

                                  Wonder how yours went away if you did not cut it out right? You are a lucky man.
                                  u gotta cut _deep_in_there_ ;)

                                  whatever the situation what caused it to happen was removed apparently. maybe i am not on my feet as much. this was my big toe. what toes it urs?

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271
                                      #10
                                      Damn, you're learning to enjoy pain there, man..

                                      I suggest you should go and let the expert handle your problem..

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                                        • fuzzylogic
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 4796
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by reynold
                                          Damn, you're learning to enjoy pain there, man..

                                          I suggest you should go and let the expert handle your problem..
                                          i think experts reside in 1st world countries ;)

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                                            • DWB
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 31779
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by notabook
                                              blood... AND pussy oozes out of your toe? We need pics Fetish site ftw!
                                              that's right, blood and pussy.

                                              THAT is how much ass I get... my toes ooze pussy when you cut them open!!!

                                              THAT is hard yo.

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                                                • DWB
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 31779
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                                  Damn, you're learning to enjoy pain there, man..

                                                  I suggest you should go and let the expert handle your problem..
                                                  I think I'm getting off on it.

                                                  Also found that I have a new fetish for being shaved with a straight razor when a hot chick does it. Instant 98% wood.

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                                                    • fuzzylogic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 4796
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                      I think I'm getting off on it.

                                                      Also found that I have a new fetish for being shaved with a straight razor when a hot chick does it. Instant 98% wood.
                                                      yo thats hardcore
                                                      ... hardcore submission

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                                                        • Screaming
                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 18972
                                                          #15
                                                          dude that makes my stomach turn just hear about it

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                                                            • xclusive
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 35218
                                                              #16
                                                              got pics?

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                                                                • RogerV10
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 1000
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • tony299
                                                                      lurker
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 57021
                                                                      #18
                                                                      here is a radical thought go to the foot doctor.

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                                                                        • DWB
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 31779
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by tony404
                                                                          here is a radical thought go to the foot doctor.
                                                                          Your guess is as good as mine where a foot doctor may be. I'm never anywhere near one when it acts up.

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                                                                            • dakota1358
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 2114
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I used to get ingrown toe nails all the time but I got tired of it so I took a rusty butter knife and cut my toes off no need to worry about it now.Damn I'm hardcore
                                                                              Carmen Cocks Rocks

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                                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 22712
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Ehhh, nasty.
                                                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                    • DWB
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 31779
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by dakota1358
                                                                                      I used to get ingrown toe nails all the time but I got tired of it so I took a rusty butter knife and cut my toes off no need to worry about it now.Damn I'm hardcore
                                                                                      MAD RESPECT for my brotha from Baltimore.

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