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High Plains Drifter · 06-21-2006, 09:02 PM

For some reason, whenever I come across a really cheesy porn banner I always save it the harddrive. Especially anything before '97 I always save because most of them are hilarious since webmasters at the time didn't really know what worked and were throwing everything out there to see what stuck. So I came across my collection earlier and decided to share some of the better ones with the group. These are all late nineties or earlier - some are nostalgic, some are funny, some are ridiculous, and some are just WTF...

A classic from the golden years of sex.com

For some reason there was a disproportionate amount of fake beast ads back then

My all time favorite... everything sparkles!! Even the cumshot!

ahhh... the Pam and Tommy video, singlehandedly launching the dot.com era

Four free pictures!!

Where Mellissa got her start, I think...

If a disembodied tit doesn't make you want to click, nothing will

The internet is amazing!

dissipate · 06-21-2006, 09:03 PM

thats classic, it brings back memories

nastynun · 06-21-2006, 09:07 PM

LOL these are great! Post more when you get time.

anne · 06-21-2006, 09:08 PM

hahah ahhhh memories.....

High Plains Drifter · 06-21-2006, 09:09 PM

Haha! This one takes the cake in the WTF category.

Yngwie · 06-21-2006, 09:12 PM

Man, I remember all of those lol..

CaptainHowdy · 06-21-2006, 09:35 PM

That kind of design still comes to these days...

!!

FLAiR · 06-21-2006, 09:47 PM

wow.. now thats a blast from the past, lol

Bdiddy · 06-21-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

This one is my favorite of the group

gandalfuy · 06-21-2006, 09:54 PM

WaybackMachine

madawgz · 06-21-2006, 10:03 PM

hahaha, those are pretty old!

OG LennyT · 06-21-2006, 10:06 PM

goddamn... I remember a lot of those. LOL

great post

High Plains Drifter · 06-21-2006, 11:10 PM

Ohhhh, tricky...

I wonder why this never took off

germ · 06-22-2006, 12:43 AM

im gonna build a paysite and only let affiliates use banners from 99 or earlier.

Jakke PNG · 06-22-2006, 12:49 AM

I actually tried to find some of the old xpics, sexcircus etc banners a year ago or so. I remember how good they looked, and I wanna see if they still look up to par.

Fizzgig · 06-22-2006, 01:03 AM

Some of them have always been good. There are still a lot of cheesy banners, though.

Pron Don · 06-22-2006, 01:13 AM

hahahha, golden!

S P A N N O W · 06-22-2006, 01:18 AM

Those were the days!

High Plains Drifter · 06-22-2006, 03:38 PM

A couple more while I'm at it....

Just_Dave · 06-22-2006, 03:40 PM

man good old times

Brad Gosse · 06-22-2006, 03:47 PM

so funny, I miss those trickster banners that made people think the banner was a popup

DWB · 06-22-2006, 03:48 PM

but you know what... we made a killing on shitty banners like those.

Shocking · 06-22-2006, 03:55 PM

i think they are hot!

maja · 06-22-2006, 04:04 PM

omg, that's fucking hilarious!!! good times....

SiMpLe · 06-22-2006, 04:06 PM

Damn I just got rushed with memories LOL

badcore · 06-22-2006, 04:08 PM

5 years ago, i didn't know it was a banner lol

Drake · 06-22-2006, 04:09 PM

To think those used to convert like crazy!

AmateurFlix · 06-22-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

sad thing is the image quality of the above looks comparable to new AFF banners

Tdog · 06-22-2006, 04:23 PM

Banners have sure changed over the years, for the better.

MissEve · 06-22-2006, 04:39 PM

Ooooooo, my favorite was the old banner that looked like an erotic story with the fake blinking cursor.

Basic_man · 06-22-2006, 04:56 PM

Wow, that's crazy how the internet evolved !!

Worldnet · 06-22-2006, 05:14 PM

My favorite one was the box that said "Formatting C Drive" Click here to halt! Dirty pool, but they clicked it!

DutchTeenCash · 06-22-2006, 05:21 PM

wow memories

cyberstar · 06-22-2006, 05:56 PM

they worked and designers got paid $100 per banner

MMR Blaze · 06-22-2006, 06:11 PM

These are only from 1999 or so, but they're still classics.

06-21-2006, 09:02 PM	#1
High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	Old-school porn banners For some reason, whenever I come across a really cheesy porn banner I always save it the harddrive. Especially anything before '97 I always save because most of them are hilarious since webmasters at the time didn't really know what worked and were throwing everything out there to see what stuck. So I came across my collection earlier and decided to share some of the better ones with the group. These are all late nineties or earlier - some are nostalgic, some are funny, some are ridiculous, and some are just WTF... A classic from the golden years of sex.com For some reason there was a disproportionate amount of fake beast ads back then My all time favorite... everything sparkles!! Even the cumshot! ahhh... the Pam and Tommy video, singlehandedly launching the dot.com era Four free pictures!! Where Mellissa got her start, I think... If a disembodied tit doesn't make you want to click, nothing will The internet is amazing!

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High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	Haha! This one takes the cake in the WTF category.

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High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	Ohhhh, tricky... I wonder why this never took off

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germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	im gonna build a paysite and only let affiliates use banners from 99 or earlier.

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I actually tried to find some of the old xpics, sexcircus etc banners a year ago or so. I remember how good they looked, and I wanna see if they still look up to par. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Just_Dave Its almost time Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 13,009	man good old times

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	To think those used to convert like crazy!

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Tdog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,707	Banners have sure changed over the years, for the better.

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MissEve Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 583	Ooooooo, my favorite was the old banner that looked like an erotic story with the fake blinking cursor.

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