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fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeFastHost
I just bought a house in florida, I'm dreading the day one of those things get in here. I have a bug guy that comes once/month to spray, so hopefully they never get in.

I live pretty close to Marco Island... lol be advised.

SilentKnight 06-22-2006 08:35 AM

As much as I love my house...if I found one of those fuckers in it - I'd put it on the realty market the same day.

Hate spiders.

Quickdraw 06-22-2006 08:56 AM

This thread needs another spidee pic
http://www.topfigure.com/images/spider-face2.jpg

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 09:04 AM

Lol.. i've been searching the house to see if there are any more I haven't found any more.. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/char062.gif

Farang 06-22-2006 09:15 AM

aarrrggghhh, I hate those things so much, I think I would have a heart attack if I see one in my house:Oh crap

axelcat 06-22-2006 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nastynun
I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg :Oh crap

thats scary

Imortyl Pussycat 06-22-2006 10:21 AM

That spider is fucking sick!!! I hate those bastards. Had the babies on the back experience myself once. Still have nightmares to this day! You poor thing, I hope that fucker is dead!

BluewireAngie 06-22-2006 10:25 AM

eeeewwwwww....... spiders!!!!!!! I hate them!!!!

NickB. 06-22-2006 10:37 AM

off all animals this thing would make me walk out of the lock it and ask someone to remove it

Loryn 06-22-2006 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny
who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches:upsidedow


or see drunkninja's sig:1orglaugh

I don't think he cares about the babies, I think the point is you hit it, and then you have about 2000 of those little bastards all over your house in the walls waiting to get bigger.


I grew up in Florida so I know all about those bastards, they are totally harmless only because when they bite they can't pierce human skin, if they could they would be the most dangerous to us, or so I have read. We use to catch them and let them go outside because they eat bugs and all sorts of things, but when we saw a female we would kill her because we didn't want the babies everywhere. I hate spiders. I grew up with the fear of spiders and alligators. Those bastards I use to shoot at night, even though it was illegal, but the fucking idiot animals rights freaks said you were not aloud to kill them unless they ate you cat, dog or child and the price to have a 10 foot alligator captured and removed from our lake was insane, so one bullet at night no one knows and the fucker is dead. I use to have nightmares of them eating my German Sheppard, and then of course the wolf spider is always under the covers just waiting for you to get in bed. I use to be afraid to stretch my legs out in the bed and would tuck my covers in all around my bed to the point of my feet being pointed. LOL Spiders and alligators!!! :helpme

Funbrunette 06-22-2006 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
Urban Legend? http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseu...hs/cactus.html

Either way, that story gives me the heebiejeebies :)

Yup! I heard that back in high school! It's an old legend!

jacked 06-22-2006 10:46 AM

thats one big scary spider god dam.

LittleSassy 06-22-2006 10:53 AM

yaiks......!!! those are freaking insects! i hate spiders!!

marketsmart 06-22-2006 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D
fucking hell man, thanks, this thread now makes me feel little bits of things on me and i think they are spiders!

thats the LSD not the thread... :1orglaugh

marketsmart 06-22-2006 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette
Yup! I heard that back in high school! It's an old legend!

damn... you got me.... its so old i thought it had been forgotten... :thumbsup

Murderous 06-22-2006 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart
damn... you got me.... its so old i thought it had been forgotten... :thumbsup

L-O-S-E-R-!

I will have a hard time believing anything you say now.

Ace_luffy 06-22-2006 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r


damn!!!! what ah ???

Manowar 06-22-2006 11:52 AM

wolf spiders shit me up

Vitasoy 06-22-2006 12:19 PM

Yikes that is one scary spider

L0rdJuni0r 06-22-2006 12:42 PM

i eat scary spiders for beakfast :)

Basic_man 06-22-2006 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by potter
You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

http://www.hr-rna.com/RNA/images/Spi...Wolf%20rez.jpg

How big was the one you killed?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!! Two like this one in one night? Right in your room? DAMN !!

detoxed 06-22-2006 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny
who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches:upsidedow


or see drunkninja's sig:1orglaugh

they are usually too tiny to smash, and go everywhere in a 3 foot radius instantly

I'm a sig whore 06-22-2006 12:51 PM

i see them all the time in FL. they will eat all the other insects around your house though

CaptainHowdy 06-22-2006 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!

ColBigBalls 06-22-2006 12:54 PM

Spiders are worse then the dam rabbit


http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictur...lyGrail173.jpg

dynastoned 06-22-2006 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook
haha... wtg fallen. I see you've had some experience with wolf spiders and their babies. My first time I squished one, ten thousand little babies came running out everywhere, scared the shit out of me lol. After that I just used trusty Bengal spray on those little bastards. Bengal kills any insect/arachnid on contact dude. I spray wasps all the time with it, one squirt and like 3-5 seconds later the guy is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

yeah i have some kind of wasp spray that kills any and all bugs on contact i love the shit. :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-22-2006 01:11 PM

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Webby 06-22-2006 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
I just got attacked by a wolfspider

It "attacked" you fm?? :winkwink:

Man... there is nothing quite so fascinating as watching a nice wolfspider crawl up your leg - till ya got to knock it off before it reaches "sensitive parts". Ya hardly notice em - they weigh nothing and tread lightly :1orglaugh

Everything has a purpose in life fm - he's not at the bottom of the food chain and clears your house of other insects.

There are variants on what you call a "wolfspider" - in some regions known as "horsespider" where it's claimed they can bring down a horse, but more myth than reality.

To really feel attacked - you need a nice snake who attacks with a solid punch :winkwink: Experienced that in real life once - held a perspex sheet up for protection - amazing the punch a snake can have when it strikes - thought the damned perspex was gonna break :1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 01:20 PM

LOL okay so it didn't "attack" me.. but it still freaked me out. Either way I totally kicked it's ass

Webby 06-22-2006 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
LOL okay so it didn't "attack" me.. but it still freaked me out. Either way I totally kicked it's ass

Can't blame ya man - especially when they get into your house!!! :1orglaugh

WarChild 06-22-2006 01:41 PM

We have quite an array of critters here in Costa Rica.

My dogs like to kill everything they come across though, tarantulas, scorpions, moths, whatever moves.

madawgz 06-22-2006 02:37 PM

get the fuck outa your house, that spider looks fucking nasty!

call in some professionals

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
get the fuck outa your house, that spider looks fucking nasty!

call in some professionals

LOL.. my thoughts exactly.

reynold 06-22-2006 07:58 PM

Oh my, are you sure you alrady killed that fucker? :(


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