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I just got attacked by a wolfspider

06-22-2006, 01:44 AM

So after TEN direct sprays of home defense this bastard was still jumping around. He wouldn't die! And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back. Finally it started getting dizzy and didn't know where the fuck to go. It tried to go into my cloest but i tossed a towel on top of it and dragged it back out. Then sprayed it some more. Then it disappeared under my tv stand. Hopefully the fucker is dead.
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06-22-2006, 01:46 AM

OMG..I hate big spiders..that thing is scary! I think I would faint on the spot if I found a spider like that in my house. Or I get a gun and shoot it.

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06-22-2006, 01:46 AM

i hate those fucking things...

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06-22-2006, 01:46 AM

I got bit by one once...was like a bee sting. It swelled up a fair amount as well.

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06-22-2006, 01:49 AM

haha... wtg fallen. I see you've had some experience with wolf spiders and their babies. My first time I squished one, ten thousand little babies came running out everywhere, scared the shit out of me lol. After that I just used trusty Bengal spray on those little bastards. Bengal kills any insect/arachnid on contact dude. I spray wasps all the time with it, one squirt and like 3-5 seconds later the guy is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.
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06-22-2006, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by notabook

is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

*gasp* too soon [/family guy]
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06-22-2006, 01:51 AM

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

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06-22-2006, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back.

who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches

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06-22-2006, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by nastynun

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

Ha, you're like really freaked out by it.

Edit: okay the wiki pic scared me
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06-22-2006, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

Ha, you're like really freaked out by it.

Edit: okay the wiki pic scared me

Yes I do really have a fear of bugs and spiders LOL. I was just curious if wolf spiders where here in the USA.

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06-22-2006, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by nastynun

Yes I do really have a fear of bugs and spiders LOL. I was just curious if wolf spiders where here in the USA.

Yup, I'm in Florida
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06-22-2006, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by nastynun

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Thanks... i was allready fucking scared of spiders

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06-22-2006, 02:13 AM

holy shit thats a big ass spider

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06-22-2006, 02:13 AM

You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

How big was the one you killed?
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06-22-2006, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by potter

You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

How big was the one you killed?

The one i killed is in the pic in my first post lol
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06-22-2006, 02:19 AM

I freaking hate spiders we had one trapped under a large ashtray for a few days before it finally died Just Freaking grose shit.

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06-22-2006, 02:19 AM

damn theyre big

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06-22-2006, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

The one i killed is in the pic in my first post lol

Can't tell the size though, how big was it?

- http://inequal.com/content/in/equal/spider2.jpg
^^ There is a close up I snapped once of one of the smaller guys I don't kill. Couldn't believe it posed for me to snap as many pics as I did.
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06-22-2006, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by potter

Can't tell the size though, how big was it?

- http://inequal.com/content/in/equal/spider2.jpg
^^ There is a close up I snapped once of one of the smaller guys I don't kill. Couldn't believe it posed for me to snap as many pics as I did.

Pretty big.. 6-7" radius maybe
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06-22-2006, 02:26 AM

OMG... looks evil!!!

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06-22-2006, 02:27 AM

LOL you dick.. i knew someone was going to post the wiki pic *scared*
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06-22-2006, 02:37 AM

careful, mate
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06-22-2006, 02:39 AM

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06-22-2006, 02:48 AM

holy fuck, i'd shit myself if i seen a spider that big in my house... makes me scared and look everywhere to make sure there isn't one... reminds me of the movie arachniphobia (sp?)
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06-22-2006, 03:00 AM

id have shot it with a .22
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06-22-2006, 03:06 AM

need to call the troops
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06-22-2006, 03:08 AM

I hate spiders!
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06-22-2006, 03:08 AM

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need to call the troops

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06-22-2006, 03:11 AM

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06-22-2006, 03:16 AM

I'd hit it!
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06-22-2006, 03:20 AM

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....
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06-22-2006, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by marketsmart

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Jesus.... arg you just freaked me out
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06-22-2006, 03:29 AM

i fucking hate spiders!

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06-22-2006, 03:43 AM

fucking hell man, thanks, this thread now makes me feel little bits of things on me and i think they are spiders!
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06-22-2006, 04:23 AM

oh, the battle of the giants, you should've called for back-up
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06-22-2006, 04:27 AM

You may want to move that tv and double you check you go that spider.

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06-22-2006, 04:32 AM

waitaminit...WHAT exactly stopped u from smashing it again??

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06-22-2006, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by MaddCaz

waitaminit...WHAT exactly stopped u from smashing it again??

Lol, I thought it might of had babies on its back and didn't want hundreds of the little fuckers running all around. The bug spray probably killed it. I hit directly 10+ times
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06-22-2006, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

you're link now says interracial tgp

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06-22-2006, 05:59 AM

jesus that fucker is big.
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06-22-2006, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by marketsmart

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Wait a minute....I heard that story years ago. Did that really happen to you, or are you quoting an Urban legend?

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06-22-2006, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

[die! And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back. Fincker is dead.

i don't get it. guilt?
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06-22-2006, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by betabomb

i don't get it. guilt?

No, lol. I didn't want the babies running all over the place
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06-22-2006, 06:51 AM

FUUUUUUUUUCK. I hate spiders. Fuck that shit. God they scare me to death.
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06-22-2006, 06:55 AM

Holy crap, I'm sure glad I don't live where you do
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06-22-2006, 06:56 AM

i had one in my house.

fucking scary fuckers.

i ended up spraying it sith shoe cleaner and it died right away. had to chase him all over the house though
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06-22-2006, 06:59 AM

death to all spiders! I hate them!

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06-22-2006, 07:07 AM

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06-22-2006, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by marketsmart

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Urban Legend? http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseu...hs/cactus.html

Either way, that story gives me the heebiejeebies
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06-22-2006, 07:16 AM

I just bought a house in florida, I'm dreading the day one of those things get in here. I have a bug guy that comes once/month to spray, so hopefully they never get in.
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