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  • High Plains Drifter
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 2341
    #1

    Old-school porn banners

    For some reason, whenever I come across a really cheesy porn banner I always save it the harddrive. Especially anything before '97 I always save because most of them are hilarious since webmasters at the time didn't really know what worked and were throwing everything out there to see what stuck. So I came across my collection earlier and decided to share some of the better ones with the group. These are all late nineties or earlier - some are nostalgic, some are funny, some are ridiculous, and some are just WTF...

    A classic from the golden years of sex.com



    For some reason there was a disproportionate amount of fake beast ads back then



    My all time favorite... everything sparkles!! Even the cumshot!



    ahhh... the Pam and Tommy video, singlehandedly launching the dot.com era




    Four free pictures!!



    Where Mellissa got her start, I think...



    If a disembodied tit doesn't make you want to click, nothing will



    The internet is amazing!

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    • dissipate
      The Dirty Frenchman
      • Nov 2005
      • 8904
      #2
      thats classic, it brings back memories

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        • nastynun
          Mandy
          • Nov 2003
          • 424
          #3
          LOL these are great! Post more when you get time.
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            • anne
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 1149
              #4
              hahah ahhhh memories.....
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                • High Plains Drifter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2341
                  #5
                  Haha! This one takes the cake in the WTF category.

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                    • Yngwie
                      I am an Alien from space
                      • May 2003
                      • 11118
                      #6
                      Man, I remember all of those lol..
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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94727
                          #7
                          That kind of design still comes to these days... !!

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                            • FLAiR
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 250
                              #8
                              wow.. now thats a blast from the past, lol

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                                • Bdiddy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 2456
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                                  This one is my favorite of the group
                                  "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

                                  "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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                                    • gandalfuy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 4686
                                      #10
                                      WaybackMachine
                                      I'm not back.

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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509
                                          #11
                                          hahaha, those are pretty old!
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                                            • OG LennyT
                                              Wall Street Pimp
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 14345
                                              #12
                                              goddamn... I remember a lot of those. LOL

                                              great post
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                                                • High Plains Drifter
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 2341
                                                  #13
                                                  Ohhhh, tricky...










                                                  I wonder why this never took off

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                                                    • germ
                                                      ( o Y o )
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 3108
                                                      #14
                                                      im gonna build a paysite and only let affiliates use banners from 99 or earlier.

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                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 20306
                                                          #15
                                                          I actually tried to find some of the old xpics, sexcircus etc banners a year ago or so. I remember how good they looked, and I wanna see if they still look up to par.
                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                            • Fizzgig
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 9649
                                                              #16
                                                              Some of them have always been good. There are still a lot of cheesy banners, though.
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                                                                • Pron Don
                                                                  Internet Entrepeneur
                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                  • 571
                                                                  #17
                                                                  hahahha, golden!
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                                                                  don of pron at gmail dot com

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                                                                    • S P A N N O W
                                                                      Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 11941
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Those were the days!

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                                                                        • High Plains Drifter
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 2341
                                                                          #19
                                                                          A couple more while I'm at it....









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                                                                            • Just_Dave
                                                                              Its almost time
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 13009
                                                                              #20
                                                                              man good old times

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                                                                                • Brad Gosse
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 2616
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  so funny, I miss those trickster banners that made people think the banner was a popup
                                                                                  Free Clipart

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                                                                                    • DWB
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 31779
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      but you know what... we made a killing on shitty banners like those.

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                                                                                        • Shocking
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                                          • 523
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i think they are hot!
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                                                                                            • maja
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 868
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              omg, that's fucking hilarious!!! good times....

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                                                                                                • SiMpLe
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 3221
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Damn I just got rushed with memories LOL
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                                                                                                    • badcore
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                      • 151
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      5 years ago, i didn't know it was a banner lol
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                                                                                                        • Drake
                                                                                                          Hello world!
                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                          • 12508
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          To think those used to convert like crazy!

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                                                                                                            • AmateurFlix
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                              • 7762
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by High Plains Drifter

                                                                                                              sad thing is the image quality of the above looks comparable to new AFF banners

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                                                                                                                • Tdog
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                                  • 2707
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Banners have sure changed over the years, for the better.

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                                                                                                                    • MissEve
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 583
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Ooooooo, my favorite was the old banner that looked like an erotic story with the fake blinking cursor.

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                                                                                                                        • Basic_man
                                                                                                                          Programming King Pin
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Wow, that's crazy how the internet evolved !!
                                                                                                                          UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress!
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                                                                                                                            • Worldnet
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                              • 996
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              My favorite one was the box that said "Formatting C Drive" Click here to halt! Dirty pool, but they clicked it!

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                                                                                                                                • DutchTeenCash
                                                                                                                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 21684
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  wow memories

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                                                                                                                                    • cyberstar
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 1263
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      they worked and designers got paid $100 per banner
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                                                                                                                                        • MMR Blaze
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 117
                                                                                                                                          #35





                                                                                                                                          These are only from 1999 or so, but they're still classics.
                                                                                                                                          Ne Humanus Crede

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