my fucking nose and ear hair grow faster than the hair on my head, in fact the hair on my head doesn't grow at all anymore so I shave myself bald to look cool. I dribble after I get done pissing, no matter how hard I shake it.

I can't wait to see what comes next.

Try not to eat foods that make you gassy.....that could be very embarassing! it usually comes right after the dribbles....

hahahahahha! You are getting there, my man!
:)

the next thing you start look forward to:
one stops giving a damn about ANYTHING
;)

The day job working for the program that on a BAD day converts 20 times better than that shitty one of yours?

That the one you mean? :thumbsup :thumbsup

STFU pothead, no one cares.

if you knew what you were talking about, you'd be an employER. But you're not. And you don't. So STFU biyatch.

I don't even smoke weed anymore. I'm changing my nick.

I know you're a fucking douche with a big mouth. I also know how bad your ratios suck ass so your big fucking talk doesnt impress me one iota Mr. Hefner. :1orglaugh

No one cares dude. You just keep telling yourself how much you're owning me, and I'll just keep laughing at you.




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funniest thing I've read all day.

Additionally Grampa, the fact that you suck on Serges teat so much tells me, and most informed observers everything that needs to be said about you.

will you donate your weed to charity?
:)

Are we having fucking fun yet dipshit?

what did I miss?

Do ALL the lazy people deliberately live on the west coast??

Nihil agere delectat - It is pleasant to do nothing. (Cicero)

The world does not exist.

Nihilism all the way!

Damn, now I have Rancid stuck in my head :)

I'll see your quote and raise you a quote:

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. "

Somehow that just felt fitting in this thread......

I think your %% are wrong...
;)
there are much more of the first and much less of the latter.

What's up Bernie and Serge?

I see your idiot and I raise you a moron:

I think every man who is not a religious moron likes when a woman is comfortable with watching a porn movie.
Izabella Scorupco

if you're talking about me, you walking cumstain, I was fighting with Serge when you were still snorting crank, drinking beer for breakfast then going off to your roofing job. Which for you sake I hope is still an option for you. My friendship with Serge is EARNED.

yeah I have a big mouth and a big bank account, and everybody on my staff makes more money than you do. So enjoy being a sigwhore, you fuckstick, because if I was in your shoes I'd shoot myself.

Suck any good dick lately?

killing time, waiting on emails to come back ;) what's up with you?

I call your moron and raise you with...:

"A reasonable man adapts himself to his environment. An unreasonable man persists in attempting to adapt his environment to suit himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable men."

same old same old you know. 10 days until vacation. Kids are excited - first time in Hawaii. damm my kids, cousins, etc. Shit I hope I don't get stressed out :)

they may.
its aweful trying to work with them.

I resent your progression and differ you to logic:

"Logic is an organized way of doing things wrong with confidence"
R.A. Heinlien

:)

beautiful, my favorite subject!

"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams."
- Mary Ellen Kelly

and for all of us marketting geniouses:

"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends."
- Balthasar Gracian

:)

or even ""In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends"
-Martin Luther King

wow! That's another great ones. I lost lots of "friends" over this silence....'cuz true friends NEVER silent, they either correct you or are by your side.

This is my philosphy

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!
--Unknown

On a more serious note

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
Robert A. Heinlein
(I love this author! I have a huge collection of his work.)

Does this mean that the good, the bad and the ugly is comming back???

no, it doesn't mean Jack
:)


Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis - All things change, and we change with them

:glugglug

pay attention people.

THATS how you insult someone!

bravo, sir...bravo! :thumbsup

i shall drop the drama bomb

this thread is useless without pics......I'd hit it....who owns epiccash?

I've always liked this one:

Milk Milk
Lemonaide
'Round the corner
Fudge is made

-unknown