When you piss in the sink, do you move the dishes?

Dude, seriously, stop pissing in the sink.

move the dishes? , that's just too hassle
a good piss stream helps get rid of those particles that just don't want to move

what are you 10?!

dont you have a bathroom?

Look man, this was a *serious* question. I expected at least halfway serious responses. No I'm not 10, I'm 9 and I haven?t gotten my bigboy hair yet assfuck.

Only when it's other peoples sinks...

Depends whose house I'm at.

grosssssss

Voted

i shat myself while reading this thread

Even the fallen one has voted with impunity! Soon all their sinks shall be pissed in and they will have no refuse to go to? my diabolic plan is working? mwahahahaha MWAHAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, did I type that out or is this just another one of my many delusions? I?ll just assume it?s a delusion and keep rambling about my ingenious plan.

Stage 1. Get them to piss in their sinks
Stage 2. ???
Stage 3. PROFIT

Once they complete stage 2 all that will be left is to collect the merchandise and get rich bitch and finally I shall be able to complete my mission that I have worked so hard to complete over the previous decades? I?ll finally be able to wreck havoc against books and all who harbor them. None of those bastards who think books are a good thing will be safe from my porcelain wrath. Soon their kind will revel in pain and suffering, just like I have after all these years of having to suffer from those fucking books GOD DAMN IT

What?s amusing is I always didn?t hate books. In fact when I was a kid that?s all I did because I grew up in a town with 700 people in it. I would stay at the library all day and just read books. Then one day when I was heading to the library a large negro by the name of Kerwyn grabbed me and forced me into the back of one of those fucking book mobile vans. He then sodomized me with a copy of Jules Verne?s ?Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea?. While I was being victimized I begged the rest of the books for help? they just stared and watched, drooling in anticipation that they might be used next to ravage my young, supple body. From that day on I realized that I would campaign against the horrors that books represent, alone if necessary. Every year it became more of a challenge ? going through junior high and high school especially, with teachers wanting you to read books all the fucking time. When I got to college I found it nearly impossible to succeed with just my dashing good looks so I had to sell out and cheat my way through.

Now though things are better. I survived the horrors of the book world and now the only thing I have to contend with is temptation to read the Bible, with it being full of sex and violence that?s a major difficulty for me. I fuck up now and again, picking it up and reading some of the passages, especially 2 Kings 18:27? that page is particularly worn. ?Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (2 Kings 18:27).? I try my best to avoid it but it?s like a drug. A sexy, violent drug. Is anybody still reading all of this? If so, I guess what I?m trying to say is that I piss in my sink because it?s closer than the bathroom.

I'd buy it dude.. you make me laugh.