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GatorB 06-21-2006 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLAiR
10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes
2.. Going too fast

Some guys enjoy a quickie, but unless they're in a hurry to get back to work or back to their wife/girlfriend, most men like to savor the experience of getting their cock sucked. So don't rush them. It's not a race to see how fast you can get him to spurt. Take your time and make it last. Concentrate on different parts of his penis, or his balls, then go back to basic sucking and stroking. At the end of a luxuriant BJ session, he'll blow a much larger, more satisfying load.
I guess I'm different than most here. It takes me forever to cum if at all from a BJ so unless a girl goes fast then I aint cumming. Also I don't like licking the balls and shit. In fact stopping at all to lick anything is a no no. Just suck and hope I can get off in less than 15 minutes.

giftedtwisted 06-21-2006 04:26 PM
This should be an amendment to the U.S. constitution

pussyluver 06-21-2006 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLAiR
another thing.. i am gay.. so that mite put you off abit from the ermm.. post? :1orglaugh

The gay part is fine, just not me. BoyAlley's cup of tea. The age part will be important.

Don't understand how anyone in adult can be put off just cause someone is gay???

pussyluver 06-21-2006 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by giftedtwisted
This should be an amendment to the U.S. constitution
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Amen!

Scott McD 06-21-2006 04:35 PM
I'm defo forwarding this onto my gf...

tony286 06-21-2006 04:35 PM
good post forwarding to the women I know lol

T - Bone 06-21-2006 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by czarina
wow! good info... I should practice tonight, and let you know tomorrow how it went :)
A real student to the game... Nice.

Interested to see how things turn out...

I can remember trying something I read in a Maxim on a my lady and thinking "holly shit this actually works?" She loved it!

FLAiR 06-21-2006 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pussyluver
The gay part is fine, just not me. BoyAlley's cup of tea. The age part will be important.

Don't understand how anyone in adult can be put off just cause someone is gay???

yeah.. well about my age put it this way im legal in UK :winkwink: :1orglaugh

BigasMoe 06-21-2006 04:42 PM
Excellent Post!

Relish XXX 06-21-2006 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lance69
Personally I love having my cock bit. Just not on the head, way to sensitive! Shit I've had teeth marks all up on the shaft, and loved it!
I like to play the how low can you make the teeth marks on the shaft game! :thumbsup
Dam I agree with you. I like it rough and I like the girls gnashers to be fucking biting.

woj 06-21-2006 04:57 PM
50.......... :arcadefre

tranza 06-21-2006 04:59 PM
I'll send this to my GF right now.....

:)

Spunky 06-21-2006 05:21 PM
Nice..printed for reference

MandyBlake 06-21-2006 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobG
Can I add...

11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

:2 cents:
lol true.
but chicks say that because at one or more times in her life a guy has told her she gives the best head he's ever had.

Tdog 06-21-2006 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
I love having my balls squeezed during a blowjob, the harder the better

I am a sick as mother fucker though
Ouch man, you have to be carefull. You might end up with red bloody balls.

Quagmire 06-21-2006 05:38 PM
My wife likes it in the ear. Every time i try and stick it in her mouth for a blowjob she turns her head.

FLAiR 06-21-2006 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quagmire
My wife likes it in the ear. Every time i try and stick it in her mouth for a blowjob she turns her head.
abit dodgy right there :1orglaugh

Drake 06-21-2006 06:08 PM
This should be mandatory reading.

I think DukeSkywalker would disagree with point 5, lol.

HAPPYPEEKERS 06-21-2006 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elli
There are ways to use your teeth beneficially, of course. :)
EXACTLY what I was thinking lol :1orglaugh :thumbsup

minusonebit 06-21-2006 07:59 PM
I disagree with point #2. It is about how fast you can make me shoot.

reynold 06-21-2006 08:44 PM
Well, good thing most of them if not experts, fast-learners .. :winkwink:

gandalfuy 06-21-2006 10:15 PM
copied, pasted, sent.

Pornwolf 06-21-2006 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobG
Can I add...

11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

:2 cents:
So true. So true.

FLAiR 06-22-2006 10:19 PM
Bump for the people who havent seen this post ;)

Pron Don 06-22-2006 10:33 PM
braces, and unlocked doors.

Vitasoy 06-22-2006 10:47 PM
This should be taught in sex ed :)

FLAiR 06-22-2006 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vitasoy
This should be taught in sex ed :)
oh rly? :1orglaugh

calibra 06-23-2006 12:20 AM
I love this post! I'm going to let my sweetie read it :) Though lately she's been doing better and better :)

Bake 06-23-2006 12:58 AM
gaging and pulling away just at last moment and getting seamen allover dash on the BMW sucks as well

FLAiR 06-24-2006 09:25 PM
bump! <3

MaddCaz 06-24-2006 10:28 PM
the ONLY one I can think of is teeth

UATV2 08-14-2006 08:40 AM
lol! that is classic!

u-Bob 08-14-2006 08:44 AM
can't bump this enough :)

bobby666 08-14-2006 08:45 AM
worthfull post-just mailed to my girl

BluewireAngie 08-14-2006 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
great post :thumbsup
ladies read and memorize...read and memorize... :)

gonna save this and share to my girl friends!:thumbsup :1orglaugh



Great POsts!!!!:thumbsup

godisdead 08-14-2006 09:04 AM
Nice post. Should be helpful for the ladies.

... and deliver more pleasure to the guys. :winkwink:

Madame0120 08-14-2006 09:11 AM
Yuck .. I hate giving blowjobs ...

I OutService them.:thumbsup

Now tie them balls up nice and neat .. and I'm a teabaggin' ole gal.

Hope you can stand a lil nippin'

Grapesoda 08-14-2006 09:59 AM
not turning yer face to the camera and putting yer hand in front of the camera and the action are the main probs I see with BJ's, that and long hair hiding the shot . . :2 cents:

detoxed 08-14-2006 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by T - Bone
A real student to the game... Nice.

Interested to see how things turn out...

I can remember trying something I read in a Maxim on a my lady and thinking "holly shit this actually works?" She loved it!
i think i know exactly what you are talking about, i found something there once also, very good results

Klen 08-14-2006 10:28 AM
Oh,on gfy you also found threads about healt :)


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