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CDSmith · 06-20-2006, 05:47 AM

It reads like a true story...

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been
at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head during a drive by shooting, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda
had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.

And yes, Linda is a blonde.

scottybuzz · 06-20-2006, 05:49 AM

owww! thats not nice, and its one of those stories which would be hard to make up if it was false.

CheneyRumsfeld · 06-20-2006, 05:52 AM

the Pillsbury DoughBoy does a drive by

Axzar · 06-20-2006, 05:55 AM

Has to be an urban legend?

Pete-KT · 06-20-2006, 05:57 AM

Now thats fucked up

The Ghost · 06-20-2006, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

the Pillsbury DoughBoy does a drive by

We need an artist rendition of this, STAT!

notabook · 06-20-2006, 05:59 AM

It is an urban legend but it really does seem like a 'too-blonde-for-tv' story lmao

Sam Granger · 06-20-2006, 06:02 AM

Mythbusters.

HpicAnn · 06-20-2006, 06:04 AM

Of course is an URBAN LEGEND!

06-20-2006, 06:07 AM

hahah
if only it was true

Spunky · 06-20-2006, 06:20 AM

Holding her brains in

Tom_PM · 06-20-2006, 06:46 AM

Mythbusters tested it extensively with various doughs, and some of them did indeed explode pretty vigorously, but the heat in the car was something around 170 degrees F or more as I recall. So it's plausible.. if you like oven temps.

Choppa · 06-20-2006, 06:46 AM

what brains would she have to hold in

fitzmulti · 06-20-2006, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

It reads like a true story...

And yes, Linda is a blonde.

TRUTH OR FICTION???

Relish XXX · 06-20-2006, 06:51 AM

Even if it didnt happen imagine if it did and it was you. You hear a loud bang, get a bang to the back of your head and reach around and there is something that feels like brains there. I would be holding them in and sitting there shitting myself!

dakota1358 · 06-20-2006, 06:56 AM

She's a blonde wasn't holding her brains in she didn't want the air leaking out

jacked · 06-20-2006, 06:57 AM

thats classic LOL

AmateurFlix · 06-20-2006, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Mythbusters tested it extensively with various doughs, and some of them did indeed explode pretty vigorously, but the heat in the car was something around 170 degrees F or more as I recall. So it's plausible.. if you like oven temps.

BS I've seen them explode in a refrigerator before (though they were well past the expiry date)

mikeyddddd · 06-20-2006, 07:35 AM

Shouldn't the biscuits have been done after baking for an hour at 170 degrees?

Tdog · 06-20-2006, 08:09 AM

Can anyone condens that down into a joke. Another blonde joke.

Phoenix · 06-20-2006, 08:14 AM

hehe this must happen every few years ;)

BluewireAngie · 06-20-2006, 08:18 AM

lol!!!

Another Blonde JOKE!!!

The Cartoonist · 06-20-2006, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

We need an artist rendition of this, STAT!

pornguy · 06-20-2006, 09:10 AM

Hate to say this but that is a joke. I read it on funny.com about a year ago.

DaddyHalbucks · 06-20-2006, 09:18 AM

It did sound farfetched, even for a West Coast blonde.

;)

Got Porn? · 06-20-2006, 09:18 AM

Joke or not that's hilarious.

Fetish Gimp · 06-20-2006, 09:20 AM

If it's on the internet it must be true.

BuggyG · 06-20-2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Hate to say this but that is a joke. I read it on funny.com about a year ago.

a year ago??
more like.. before the internet was around

LittleSassy · 06-20-2006, 09:30 AM

seems like a true story indeed...

G-Rotica · 06-20-2006, 09:32 AM

busted!!!

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