It reads like a true story...
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been
at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head during a drive by shooting, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda
had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.
And yes, Linda is a blonde.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been
at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head during a drive by shooting, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda
had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.
And yes, Linda is a blonde.
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