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  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #1

    And the police shows up at the door

    Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
  • notabook
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    • Apr 2006
    • 9748

    #2
    Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.

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    • fallenmuffin
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 8170

      #3
      Next time her cat comes into your yard.. shoot it.

      (Cunts like that always have a cat or dog running around that they call sweetie)

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      • facialfreak
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        • Feb 2005
        • 3018

        #4
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        • MaddCaz
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          • Mar 2006
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          #5
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          • MaddCaz
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            #6
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            • pussyluver
              Clueless OleMan
              • Mar 2003
              • 11009

              #7
              Best to let it go... I know it sucks. It's a pain in the ass to the police too.

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Originally posted by MaddCaz
                shit yea them shits are illegal here in Chicago
                They illegal here too... I did them a tons of time in Ottawa, but here (small city near mtl), you can't do them. Municipal law. But still...

                what a fucking cunt.
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714

                  #9
                  What a bitch.

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                  • FLAiR
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 250

                    #10
                    damn.. i would of told her to go fuck her self and stfu, lol

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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24818

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                      Next time her cat comes into your yard.. shoot it.

                      (Cunts like that always have a cat or dog running around that they call sweetie)
                      Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

                      Do what we did one time - my wife called up all the local video rental stores and had the neighbour's memberships canceled. Using her name, she claimed her purse had gotten stolen and she wanted to cancel before someone used her card.

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                      • UtahSaints
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1538

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.
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                        • CaptainHowdy
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94741

                          #13
                          Originally posted by notabook
                          Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.
                          !

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                          • notabook
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 9748

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                            Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).
                            Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

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                            • fallenmuffin
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 8170

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              Why take it out on a defenseless animal (though I suspect you're joking).

                              Do what we did one time - my wife called up all the local video rental stores and had the neighbour's memberships canceled. Using her name, she claimed her purse had gotten stolen and she wanted to cancel before someone used her card.
                              Of course i'm joking.. i luv those kitties (wow, that was pretty gay)

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
                                Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch

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                                • notabook
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 9748

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                  Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch
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                                  • Mr Pheer
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 22083

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                    Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch
                                    my dog fucked your cat

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                                    • madawgz
                                      8.8.8.8
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                      Leave a dead cat on her doorstep.
                                      thats fucking mean
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                                      • Rictor
                                        Old Timer
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 12208

                                        #20
                                        It's still light here at 9:30. You couldn't see the fireworks. It's barely dark enough by 10 pm.

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                                        • cranki
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 5162

                                          #21

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                                          • SilentKnight
                                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 24818

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by notabook
                                            Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
                                            I'd enjoy the opportunity of spending 10-15 minutes alone with you in a small closed room with no cameras or witnesses.

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                                            • DutchTeenCash
                                              I like Dutch Girls
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 21684

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by notabook
                                              Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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                                              • E$_manager
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                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 13557

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.
                                                9:30 is alright dor the firework, unless there are no small children trying to sleep
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                                                • XxXotic
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                  Come near my cat freak and you'll be getting a bat to the face ..nobody fucks with my cat bitch
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                                                  • scottybuzz
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                                                    • May 2006
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • pornguy
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                                                      #27
                                                      Glue the mail box closed, and take the spray section off of some of her sprinklers.
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                                                      • TurboAngel
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                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 30122

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by notabook
                                                        Since WHEN are cats defenseless? They have claws god damnit. Anyways, cats are vile creatures that deserve nothing except a swift kick to the head putting them out of their misery. Cats want to RAPE YOUR WIFE and KILL YOUR CHILDREN. Are you going to just sit back and watch it happen? No? Then pick up a brick and do the world a favor: KILL ALL CATS NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
                                                        I wish my cat was still here he would fuck you up and I would let him!










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                                                        • NoWhErE
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                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          And I wasn't invited? Some friend you are! hehe
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                                                          • BuggyG
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 4179

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                            Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.
                                                            wait.. was that you.. saturday night
                                                            umm.. past anjou??
                                                            was wondering why I saw fireworks when I was taking the 25
                                                            maybe not you.. but just curious if it might be

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                                                            • Why
                                                              MFBA
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 7230

                                                              #31
                                                              shove a potatoe up her exhaust pipe. or lift her car on blocks just enough so her tires are off the ground.


                                                              both of those are priceless as well as harmless. unless of course.... the potatoe doesnt come out without a tow to the exhaust shop. of the bitch doesnt get her car to fall of the blocks while she is flooring it trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and she backs into a passing car.

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                                                              • Wordsforhire
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                                                                • Jan 2006
                                                                • 502

                                                                #32
                                                                Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

                                                                Our cat is called the fluffer and there are times when I wish I could shove a potato up her exhaust pipe..I can sweat this cat is on drugs.

                                                                If she is not climbing up my walls, jumping up for the car keys, opening the front door, runnning around the house like a mad thing, growling like a dog, jumping up the windows...well you know the drill...
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                                                                • Why
                                                                  MFBA
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 7230

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Wordsforhire
                                                                  Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

                                                                  Our cat is called the fluffer and there are times when I wish I could shove a potato up her exhaust pipe..I can sweat this cat is on drugs.

                                                                  If she is not climbing up my walls, jumping up for the car keys, opening the front door, runnning around the house like a mad thing, growling like a dog, jumping up the windows...well you know the drill...
                                                                  sounds like my last mother fucker of a cat.

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                                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 30122

                                                                    #34
                                                                    [QUOTE=Wordsforhire]Damn that is one amazing kitty turboangel...

                                                                    [QUOTE]


                                                                    Thanks hun, it's a shame he died but that's been enough times so I can talk about him now. At the time of his death he was the size of a boxer and weigh 90 something pounds.

                                                                    I realy do miss him but I don't miss taking him to the vet cuz everything they did to him I got hit with $100 charge. One shot would be 20 something plus a $100. They do that to people who have exotic animals.

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                                                                    • Got Porn?
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                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 1264

                                                                      #35
                                                                      That bitch should have had the balls to came over and asked you to stop before calling the police.
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                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46923

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                        Cauz we did fireworks at 9:30 pm ... the neighbor ( I know wich bitch called the cops, I heard her bitching ) is gonna get some of our news tomorrow... what a fucking cunt.


                                                                        Here's an idea.....Try showing a little more respect to your neighbors and wait until the 4th of July to set off that shit.

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                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 24818

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                          I realy do miss him but I don't miss taking him to the vet cuz everything they did to him I got hit with $100 charge. One shot would be 20 something plus a $100. They do that to people who have exotic animals.

                                                                          $100 isn't bad, actually. A year ago last April one of our cats experienced liver and kidney failure and we had to have her put down. They charged us close to $100 for an intravenous (she was slightly dehydrated), another $100 to be put to sleep...and another $150 for a private cremation.

                                                                          $350 total - to take home an urn a week later.

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                                                                          • minusonebit
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                                            • 7391

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                            Here's an idea.....Try showing a little more respect to your neighbors and wait until the 4th of July to set off that shit.
                                                                            Or maybe the neighbors should mind thier own fucking business? At 9:30 PM on a Saturday, nothing wrong with that.

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