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Compdoctor · 09-28-2007, 06:21 AM

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....''

''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in.

''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.''

''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.''

''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.''

''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.''

''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith.

''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.''

''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.''

''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.
''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith.
''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.''

''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

''Yes,'' the photographer said.

''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward.

''You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment ?''

''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.''

''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!''

DEA - banned for life · 09-28-2007, 06:24 AM

not even going to read a joke that long...but i will fuck your wife

Farang · 09-28-2007, 06:24 AM

good one

HS-Trixxxia · 09-28-2007, 06:24 AM

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Compdoctor · 09-28-2007, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

not even going to read a joke that long...but i will fuck your wife

Your lost

Iron Fist · 09-28-2007, 06:36 AM

Whats this thread about? Anyone summarize the first post?

martinsc · 09-28-2007, 06:41 AM

gimo33 · 09-28-2007, 06:41 AM

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gornyhuy · 09-28-2007, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

not even going to read a joke that long...but i will fuck your wife

its worth the read.

Sharky · 09-28-2007, 07:06 AM

That was great! hahah

hjnet · 09-28-2007, 07:55 AM

Good one

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teg0 · 09-28-2007, 10:02 AM

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peterk · 09-28-2007, 10:29 AM

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JP-pornshooter · 09-28-2007, 10:38 AM

thanks for the laugh.. and i actually were able to hold in my ADD tendencies and read the joke to the end.. others should try.

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u-Bob · 09-28-2007, 10:42 AM

hehe

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too drunk to read...

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Scott McD · 09-28-2007, 11:31 AM

Damn that must be the longest joke i've ever read...

RevSand · 09-28-2007, 11:40 AM

HAHA.. thats a little long for most the GFY crowd but pretty damn funny.

Bird · 09-28-2007, 11:56 AM

he's a photographer I was waiting for some pics

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carol.prime · 09-28-2007, 12:11 PM

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Predictable but hilarious. Made my day.

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Imao! that was funny :D

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ProducerCashDave · 09-28-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

thanks for the laugh.. and i actually were able to hold in my ADD tendencies and read the joke to the end.. others should try.

Same here

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-28-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

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Brad Mitchell · 09-28-2007, 05:51 PM

That was funny!!!

Brad

09-28-2007, 06:21 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Fuck My Wife Please The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' ''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. ''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' ''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. ''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' ''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' ''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'' ''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith. ''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.'' ''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.'' ''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. ''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. ''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith. ''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.'' ''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. ''Yes,'' the photographer said. ''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ''You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment ?'' ''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.'' ''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. ''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!'' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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