Life Insurance, how much and WTF?

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  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32449

    #1

    Life Insurance, how much and WTF?

    I am getting life insurance. Should I get a few million?

    When I talked to my insurance guy he said I'd have to go through a shitload of medical tests.. Like a treadmill and shit...

    I don't plan on dying of a heart attack for about 20 more years and neither have any of my fathers, fathers, fathers...

    So why in the fuck are they asking for a battary of tests at age 34?
  • ffmihai
    keep walking...
    • Jun 2002
    • 7177

    #2
    wait till you get to 40
    it will be much worse

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    • $5 submissions
      I help you SUCCEED
      • Nov 2003
      • 32195

      #3
      They want to see how healthy you are so they can gauge the risks re insuring you.

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      • FunForOne
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 8704

        #4
        Thats normal. Anything over a 100,000 they put you through the ringer to make sure you aren't dieing and trying to screw them.

        Anything over a million and they usually do a series of back ground checks and evaulate your "known associates".

        You can be turned down for life insurance for hanging with the wrong crowd.


        Side note: make sure the majority of your coverage is term. You can get 30 year-term policies that will cover alot. At age 65, you life insurance needs will be 1/10 of what they are now.

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        • notabook
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          I remember this one Indian guy took out a huge life insurance policy on himself, around $500,000. He then committed suicide. He shows up a few months later in his newly reincarnated form and tries to get his life insurance money for dying. The insurance company goes: Sorry sir, we only ensure you for your first three reincarnations, our records show this is your fourth.

          ...

          Ok, not even I could laugh at that stupid piece of shit I just typed up. Somebody needs to sue my ass.

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          • gooddomains
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2003
            • 10127

            #6
            go for the max

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            • 2HousePlague
              CURATOR
              • Jul 2004
              • 14572

              #7




              2hp
              tada!

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