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Old 06-12-2006, 10:17 PM   #1
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Life's Lessons:: The Mayonnaise Jar & 2 Cups of Coffee

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that
are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:20 PM   #2
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:24 PM   #3
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:26 PM   #4
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You forgot to paste all of the "Forwarded" headers too.
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:28 PM   #5
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:33 PM   #6
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philosophy professors kick ass
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:40 PM   #7
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:07 PM   #8
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You forgot to paste all of the "Forwarded" headers too.
Yeah - bad thing is that I just got on some 'stay at home mom's' list - damn these girls just keep forwarding it back and forth to eachother.

I was on a getaway weekend with a bunch of old girlfriends and it was one of the 'internet lessons' I gave:

1) When forwarding emails and you can see the other 300 in the forward list, make sure if I'm on there once, don't send the thing again.
2) If you 'MUST' put me on your list, please, BCC me - yes, there is a BCC it's right below CC.
3) If you 'MUST' email it out, make sure the >>>>>>>>>>>> are removed on every line.
4) To close it off on a good note, I warned them - Don't call me whenever your computer 'breaks'

They had a good laugh though cuz each and everyone of them knew that they've all had the same discussion with me numerous times.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:07 PM   #9
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Interesting post...
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:10 PM   #10
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I really don't drink coffee.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:13 PM   #11
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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:25 PM   #12
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nice, touching ;)
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