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tony286 · 06-14-2006, 03:55 PM

A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun go down on me."

She thinks a bit and then responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

Manowar · 06-14-2006, 03:56 PM

muahah brutal

Scott McD · 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM

LMAO !!!!!!!

bknoob · 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM

Hahahaha

axelcat · 06-14-2006, 03:59 PM

VicJay · 06-14-2006, 04:00 PM

Hahaha nice one

CherryLipsRosa · 06-14-2006, 04:05 PM

hahahaahahahaha thx

Shocking · 06-14-2006, 04:09 PM

lol too fucking funny

madawgz · 06-14-2006, 04:10 PM

haahhahaah good one

MandyBlake · 06-14-2006, 05:00 PM

very nice babycakes!

BusterBunny · 06-14-2006, 05:03 PM

Pure Evil · 06-14-2006, 05:09 PM

DutchTeenCash · 06-14-2006, 05:10 PM

very funny

WDchris · 06-14-2006, 05:18 PM

LOL, as they say.

Spunky · 06-14-2006, 05:21 PM

Lol..that was a good one

MaddCaz · 06-14-2006, 05:25 PM

waaahahahha!!!

darnit · 06-14-2006, 06:48 PM

good one!

reynold · 06-14-2006, 07:14 PM

Now, that was funny!

MsWild · 06-15-2006, 07:57 AM

good one hahaha

BluewireAngie · 06-15-2006, 08:00 AM

bobbyjuly · 06-15-2006, 08:05 AM

pretty funny, lol

E$_manager · 06-15-2006, 08:40 AM

uaw!!! What a joke! thanks

E$_manager · 06-15-2006, 08:44 AM

you have more?

gecko · 06-15-2006, 09:56 AM

Lol.......

sicone · 06-15-2006, 09:58 AM

He's been tranny tricked

Jill_J · 06-15-2006, 10:32 AM

funny shit

webcrawler · 06-15-2006, 11:22 AM

Nice one.

Furious_Female · 06-15-2006, 11:23 AM

amandaspost · 06-15-2006, 11:27 AM

LittleSassy · 06-15-2006, 12:30 PM

HammerALL · 06-15-2006, 12:32 PM

funny .... but disgusting

gimo33 · 06-15-2006, 12:34 PM

Rofl......

SweetJeanette · 06-15-2006, 12:34 PM

That was great!

Got Porn? · 06-15-2006, 01:27 PM

That's funny

polle54 · 06-15-2006, 01:27 PM

LOL good shiat :D

sweetgirl2006 · 06-15-2006, 01:50 PM

lol good stuff.

Vitasoy · 06-16-2006, 02:14 AM

A few of those cracked me up

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06-14-2006, 03:55 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	joke of the day A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun go down on me." She thinks a bit and then responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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