Best Post Of The World Cup So Far !! - GoFuckYourself.com

Scott McD · 06-13-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hooligan

Its a great mystery why soccer is the world's number one sport outside of the United States and despite enormous investment in leagues and even hosting the World Cup, they can't get Americans interested in watching it.

So I have a few ideas about minor changes that could be made to the game to appeal more to Americans:

Stop the game every 3 minutes to prevent the American audience feeling deprived of advertisements.

Stopping the game every three minutes has the additional advantage of allowing fat people and enormous genetic freaks to play

Dress the players in skin tight spandex pants

Everytime the play restarts have the players bend over and shove their asses in the air.

A free kick can only start by one player bending over in his tight spandex pants and another player behind him with his face right up to his ass.

Make each goal worth "7 points" so a score of 3:2 would become the much more exciting result of 21:14

stev0 · 06-13-2006, 04:56 PM

lol, funny shit

Best-In-BC · 06-13-2006, 05:00 PM

World cup? who cares

hova · 06-13-2006, 05:02 PM

good shit

L-Pink · 06-13-2006, 05:04 PM

Brazil won by one run !!!!

Mr. Romance · 06-13-2006, 05:04 PM

i love the world cup....

Mr. Romance

GiveIntoMe · 06-13-2006, 05:06 PM

I wanna see Iran vs USA, that would be priceless.

Farang · 06-13-2006, 05:11 PM

uhm lol

L-Pink · 06-13-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiveIntoMe

I wanna see Iran vs USA, that would be priceless.

I think the current score is 2-0 .....

WD Brian · 06-13-2006, 05:19 PM

sweetgirl2006 · 06-13-2006, 09:28 PM

one funny shit there.

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