Watching the USA play yesterday, I noticed something

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  • Harrison Richard
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 199
    #31
    Originally posted by scottybuzz
    "we" in america? not everyone is arrogant as you. Its a pitty you arrogant people are bringing down a great nation.
    It's true, though, and it's not about arrogance. In the US, SOCCER is something kids do, except for a tiny but vocal minority. And they are wackos just like the Christians, with their soccer ball stickers on their cars and their constant evangelism of something stupid.
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      • georgeyw
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        • Jul 2005
        • 9865
        #32
        Originally posted by Hooligan
        Its a great mystery why soccer is the world's number one sport outside of the United States and despite enormous investment in leagues and even hosting the World Cup, they can't get Americans interested in watching it.

        So I have a few ideas about minor changes that could be made to the game to appeal more to Americans:

        Stop the game every 3 minutes to prevent the American audience feeling deprived of advertisements.

        Stopping the game every three minutes has the additional advantage of allowing fat people and enormous genetic freaks to play

        Dress the players in skin tight spandex pants

        Everytime the play restarts have the players bend over and shove their asses in the air.

        A free kick can only start by one player bending over in his tight spandex pants and another player behind him with his face right up to his ass.

        Make each goal worth "7 points" so a score of 3:2 would become the much more exciting result of 21:14


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          • scottybuzz
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2006
            • 14799
            #33
            Originally posted by Harrison Richard
            It's true, though, and it's not about arrogance. In the US, SOCCER is something kids do, except for a tiny but vocal minority. And they are wackos just like the Christians, with their soccer ball stickers on their cars and their constant evangelism of something stupid.
            kids didnt used to do it though did they. its something thats growing and growing.

            anything starts with fanatics, then moves onto kids.
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              • JohanTheGreat
                A man trapped in a woman's body
                • Mar 2006
                • 445
                #34
                When it comes to teamwork the US has never been good.
                Hockey, soccer, whatever that requires you to play together with others...
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                Bomb the shit out of that country.

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                  • Harrison Richard
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 199
                    #35
                    Originally posted by scottybuzz
                    kids didnt used to do it though did they. its something thats growing and growing.

                    anything starts with fanatics, then moves onto kids.
                    Kids in the US have ALWAYS played soccer at the YMCA, parish soccer, etc.
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                      • AmateurFlix
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 7762
                        #36
                        Originally posted by Harrison Richard
                        It's true, though, and it's not about arrogance. In the US, SOCCER is something kids do, except for a tiny but vocal minority. And they are wackos just like the Christians, with their soccer ball stickers on their cars and their constant evangelism of something stupid.
                        heh, some of you reading this may think he's exagerating, but he's not. adults that are into soccer here get completely enthused over it and almost no one else at all cares about the sport in the least. those that do will put those little soccer ball stickers on a brand new $50k+ automobile

                        maybe it has something to do with that rule about not using your hands during the game, I always found that a little strange

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                          • Harrison Richard
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 199
                            #37
                            Originally posted by JohanTheGreat
                            When it comes to teamwork the US has never been good.
                            Hockey, soccer, whatever that requires you to play together with others...
                            Except for baseball, football, basketball... you failed to mention actual sports.
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                              • pocketkangaroo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 8452
                                #38
                                In the US, Soccer is played by the kids who couldn't handle playing football. It's probably the 6th or 7th most popular sport here.

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                                  • Shok
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 5611
                                    #39
                                    From 2nd-6th grade soccer was everything.
                                    We loved it.

                                    By the time we get to highschool, only the homos and tree huggers are still playing.


                                    Kind of like the tour defrance
                                    The world gets so excited about it, but really most of us quit riding bicycles when we were 13 or 14.

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                                      • Harrison Richard
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 199
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Shok
                                        From 2nd-6th grade soccer was everything.
                                        We loved it.

                                        By the time we get to highschool, only the homos and tree huggers are still playing.


                                        Kind of like the tour defrance
                                        The world gets so excited about it, but really most of us quit riding bicycles when we were 13 or 14.
                                        100% true.
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                                          • JohanTheGreat
                                            A man trapped in a woman's body
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 445
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by Harrison Richard
                                            Except for baseball, football, basketball... you failed to mention actual sports.
                                            Baseball and football is only being played in the US, ofcourse there are a few other countries who actully have theese sports also but..... Put them together and they arent even near the amount of total players & fans that ONLY soccer has..

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                                            Bomb the shit out of that country.

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                                              • axelcat
                                                Adult Locals
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 25450
                                                #42
                                                I realized that soccer is not for usa

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                                                  • E$_manager
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                    • 13557
                                                    #43
                                                    sorry i interrupt: what is the difference between soccer and football?
                                                    when i was in Baltimore and met children from american school, i said that i played football. They didn't understand at first and then said: A! soccer!
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                                                      • Paul
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 2637
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Hooligan
                                                        Its a great mystery why soccer is the world's number one sport outside of the United States and despite enormous investment in leagues and even hosting the World Cup, they can't get Americans interested in watching it.

                                                        So I have a few ideas about minor changes that could be made to the game to appeal more to Americans:

                                                        Stop the game every 3 minutes to prevent the American audience feeling deprived of advertisements.

                                                        Stopping the game every three minutes has the additional advantage of allowing fat people and enormous genetic freaks to play

                                                        Dress the players in skin tight spandex pants

                                                        Everytime the play restarts have the players bend over and shove their asses in the air.

                                                        A free kick can only start by one player bending over in his tight spandex pants and another player behind him with his face right up to his ass.

                                                        Make each goal worth "7 points" so a score of 3:2 would become the much more exciting result of 21:14
                                                        ROFL !!

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                                                          • AmateurFlix
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 7762
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Cristie
                                                            sorry i interrupt: what is the difference between soccer and football?
                                                            when i was in Baltimore and met children from american school, i said that i played football. They didn't understand at first and then said: A! soccer!
                                                            'american football' is something more like rugby, the ball is thrown and carried with the hands, only kicked at the start of a play once, and opponents tackle one another (try to knock each other to the ground)

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