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JamesAB 06-14-2006 09:14 AM

Tee, hee, hee.

This is too funny.

ElvisManson 06-14-2006 09:30 AM

wow..I am really impressed.

He even says he takes AMEX on his join page.

http://www.cam-content.com/LSPS/_Pay...53dPrivatCam64

:1orglaugh

Webby 06-14-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
Send four Western Unnion transfers of $5000 each to

Lutz *********
Santo Domingo
Dominican Republic

PM or email me the MTCNs

Make sure to tell them that they pay out the money in DOLLARS not PESOS

I also have bank accounts if you prefer... but Western Union is faster and you wud start earning profits immediately

send me your address so I can mail you the shares

Excuse me???

So.. Before this thread has finished the first page, you are asking folks to send WU's so they can "start earning profits" ??? :1orglaugh

What bank were you with and how long? Phone number?

Webby 06-14-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
this is not a scam i'm a fucking ex-banker and friend of donald trump

i don't need Ur money so don't go around pooping on my threat

Explain why it's not a scam.

Your reputation is utter shit you lying theiving asshole.

If you don't need anyone's money - why the fuck are you here?

Fuck off out of here and get a life.

Webby 06-14-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMaster
okay, you're a showjumper, so if you know anything about it, tell me which big stud farm (horse farm) in Hungary is well known, because it delivered an Olympic champion and this is the one: who is it run by?

if you don't know this, you're no one and you're clearly not moving in those circles

Yea.. Lutz ********* is actually known as a showjumper, but he sure as fuck is not living in the Dominican Republic right now.

GrannyDollars 06-14-2006 09:57 AM

German Scheissemovies?

Webby 06-14-2006 09:58 AM

For a "banker" who does not need any money... you sure are a hell of a liar:1orglaugh


Quote:

Posted by: Lutz *********
06/11/2006, 17:23:33
Edit

I had to love when I found tis forum. Did you guys know that Nigerian Scams also exist in the Dominican Republic? I pulled off quite a few myself... but there is nothing those American suckers can do due to Statue of Limitations and my powerful local connections. I m glad to answer questierns you might have about how I pulled it of in the past. I'm writing abook about it all. Also I'm honest now so you can contact me if you wud be looking to make profitable investments or if you wanna go to the Caribbean and meet some girls. My ferst language is German. I need to promote my business or I go under so cum buy something.

GiveIntoMe 06-14-2006 10:15 AM

Pretty obvious that wanker, oh sorry i mean banker is a scammer, fucking plain & simple. You mugu's cant fool us GOFUCKYOURSELF Lutz *********

Webby 06-14-2006 10:21 AM

He is wanted for alleged fraud in the US and for same in various other places. He is actually German born - but that's where it ends.

CaptainWolfy 06-14-2006 10:22 AM

hahaha this is the biggest drama on GFY:)

andrej_NDC 06-14-2006 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOKER | JOKEREMPIRE Inc.
Ich denk an Deine Gesundheit, solltest Du auch tun in Deinem Alter :winkwink:

Wirst hier keinen zum abzocken finden, zieh weiter alter Mann und geniesse den Lebensabend in der Sonne :pimp

Ich glaube nicht das jemand von diesem board investieren wurde, also keine Sorgen. :)

MaDalton 06-14-2006 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC
Ich glaube nicht das jemand von diesem board investieren wurde, also keine Sorgen. :)


warum haben wir immer english geredet??? :1orglaugh

V_RocKs 06-14-2006 11:45 AM

Well, I had a good sleeparooni... I bet this punk didn't though...

Magnus 06-14-2006 12:19 PM

If anyone is interested in making real money send me $6.95 CAD and I'll show you how I make thousands and thousands a week placing tiny little ads in newspapers across North America.

Folks, don't you want more free time to spend with friends and family?
Don't you want to be able to buy the things you deserve?
Is'nt it time you did this for yourself..?


Now send me that fuck'n $6.95!!!

interracialtoons 06-14-2006 01:56 PM

Klutz Meandering,

I just sent $5 Paypal...count me in.

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 02:44 PM

ok i might have done some bad things in my past but didn't we all?

i have life experience and i'm honest, it takes a certain mindset to get things done, today i bribe people so they leave me alone but thats the way it works down here

i'm allready in my fifties and a german ex-banker you can trust me


Quote:

Please let me know where to send money I cant possiably see how this can fail
if you invest the minimum ($20000) send me four Western Union transfers of $5000 each to:

Lutz *********
Santo Domingo
Dominican Republic

then email me the MTCN numbers and your name and location

i send you the profits by western union each month or i can mail you a scheck

my email is [email protected]


Quote:

Yea.. Lutz ********* is actually known as a showjumper, but he sure as fuck is not living in the Dominican Republic right now.
its funny how people think they know me and dont believe im in the dr

should i post my dominican identity card or what?

come on down here and watch me do my stuff, then we talk

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 02:49 PM

for all the naysayers

today i got one investor from this board, i already pick up the transfers, and several investors are on the fence

he will be a very happy investors

if u are interested move forward quickly, i only sell 45% of my company

this is a real business and you can make lots of cash

i am well known to the GFY admins and they allowed me to promote my investment here

Pleasurepays 06-14-2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
for all the naysayers

today i got one investor from this board, i already pick up the transfers, and several investors are on the fence

he will be a very happy investors

if u are interested move forward quickly, i only sell 45% of my company

this is a real business and you can make lots of cash

i am well known to the GFY admins and they allowed me to promote my investment here

yeahh..... right. of course you can't prove it. you claim to be a banker and have the business sense, business knowledge and professional skills of a drunk 4yr old.

BUT... anyone that gives you money deserves what they get. Plenty of people fly to Nigeria to track their money down. Just a matter of time before you are getting kidnapped from your home to be drug out into the woods in the middle of the night. thats the beauty of corrupt countries... someone ALWAYS has better connections than you do AND debts can be sold ;)

frank7799 06-14-2006 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
hahaha so because your an ex banker means you dont scam? :Oh crap

No, itīs just the other way round. All bankers scam. So he obviously does what he learned before...

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 03:14 PM

Quote:

BUT... anyone that gives you money deserves what they get. Plenty of people fly to Nigeria to track their money down. Just a matter of time before you are getting kidnapped from your home to be drug out into the woods in the middle of the night. thats the beauty of corrupt countries... someone ALWAYS has better connections than you do AND debts can be sold ;)
now listen to me you sucker

i own the chief of police and several military generals

they fuck my black girls and boys and i got the videos to prove it

nobody has better connections than i do

and now shut up

frank7799 06-14-2006 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
no because I live a good lifestyle and have many friends in media and police who I pay a monthly salary... there is not much money left after that

also I pay high medical bills

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So if you spend all that money on prostitutes and alcohol, maybe on crck - how will you pay your investors?:pimp

Anthony 06-14-2006 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
I'm a German ex-banker and I run a webcam studio in the Dominican Republic

We're making a good return and I'm looking for investors who want to earn about 70% a year.

Contact me in private for details, your investment is guaranteed, we've been doing this for year, you will luv it.

$20,000 minimum

Hit up Joesho.

He's stating he can fund projects from 1000.00 to 25million.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

testpie 06-14-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
now listen to me you sucker

i own the chief of police and several military generals

they fuck my black girls and boys and i got the videos to prove it

Let's see them then - you could make a new niche porn site:

scammerspalsfuckyourinvestment.com

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 03:50 PM

Quote:

So if you spend all that money on prostitutes and alcohol, maybe on crck - how will you pay your investors?
i dont need no fuckin prostitutes

i employ 25 black girls, you can view them at fishing - strip . com

what do u think i do at night

if they don't do it for free they are fired the next day

alcohol is cheap in the dr

don't worry about me

the videos remain confidential, it's my trump card

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 03:51 PM

how do i contact Joesho

someone tell him to contact me so we can make a deal

Bendox 06-14-2006 03:53 PM

loll :D thathahaha180;s awesome

you made my day

Pleasurepays 06-14-2006 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
now listen to me you sucker

i own the chief of police and several military generals

they fuck my black girls and boys and i got the videos to prove it

nobody has better connections than i do

and now shut up

fuck you punk. you are just a scammer and a thief.

what are you going to do with your "connections" ??? your connections going to stop someone from walking up to you and shooting you in the face? no? didn't think so? how many people have you killed today tough guy?

i have spent more time making money in corrupt countries than you ever will. you can be found... and justice can be served. doesn't matter who you know. that would be one of the first lessons you would have learned if you were not 100% full of shit. not only that, if you are so broke that you can't afford to buy new cameras and computeres to expand your business as you claim...then it means you don't have enough money to pay people off and it DEFINATELY means you can't afford to pay them as much as someone else can who suddenly decides they want a piece of your stupid ass.

JOKER 06-14-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
fuck you punk. you are just a scammer and a thief.

what are you going to do with your "connections" ??? your connections going to stop someone from walking up to you and shooting you in the face? no? didn't think so? how many people have you killed today tough guy?

i have spent more time making money in corrupt countries than you ever will. you can be found... and justice can be served. doesn't matter who you know. that would be one of the first lessons you would have learned if you were not 100% full of shit. not only that, if you are so broke that you can't afford to buy new cameras and computeres to expand your business as you claim...then it means you don't have enough money to pay people off and it DEFINATELY means you can't afford to pay them as much as someone else can who suddenly decides they want a piece of your stupid ass.

Don't say I didnt warn you, Lutz :1orglaugh

NetRodent 06-14-2006 05:38 PM

This is an excellent character! Almost as good as Lars Tetens.

Webby 06-14-2006 05:44 PM

Lutz *********:

And how is John Taylor and Graham Fletcher these days Lutz?

woj 06-14-2006 05:46 PM

150...........

Webby 06-14-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
150...........

You should have added a :winkwink: to that 150 post count woj.

This guy is so dumb he thinks he's brilliant.

Webby 06-14-2006 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********

i have life experience and i'm honest, it takes a certain mindset to get things done, today i bribe people so they leave me alone but thats the way it works down here

Yea.. there a conflict in your mindset - honest but bribe people.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
should i post my dominican identity card or what?

Good idea! Let's see that without a Photochop - and can you provide a DOB as well and two references from existing "investors".


BTW.. What did you do with the proceeds of your South American fraud?

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 06:19 PM

Quote:

fuck you punk. you are just a scammer and a thief.

what are you going to do with your "connections" ??? your connections going to stop someone from walking up to you and shooting you in the face? no? didn't think so? how many people have you killed today tough guy?

i have spent more time making money in corrupt countries than you ever will. you can be found... and justice can be served. doesn't matter who you know. that would be one of the first lessons you would have learned if you were not 100% full of shit. not only that, if you are so broke that you can't afford to buy new cameras and computeres to expand your business as you claim...then it means you don't have enough money to pay people off and it DEFINATELY means you can't afford to pay them as much as someone else can who suddenly decides they want a piece of your stupid ass.
you fucking coward

come down here and i kill you with my bare hands

i am in my fifties but still going strong

so come on and lets sort this out like real men and not like the pussy you really are that is hiding behind a fucking alias

Webby 06-14-2006 06:23 PM

OK... I'll help you out with your credula data - and some more stuff...

Dominican Republic Cedula # 001-1795594-8
German Passport # 3237173594
DOB 10/09/1947


Offender
Name: *********, LUTZ
Sex: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 10/1947
Offender ID: FL_DOCM35500
Filed: 08/2004
DC Number: M35500
Description: FRAUD USE OF PERSONAL ID
Offense Date: 11/12/2000
Case Number: 0132498
State: FL


Offender
Name: *********, LUTZ
Sex: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 10/1947
Offender ID: FL_DOCM35500
Filed: 08/2004
DC Number: M35500
Description: GROSS FRAUD OR CHEAT
Offense Date: 11/12/2000
Case Number: 0132498
State: FL


Offender
Name: *********, LUTZ
Sex: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 10/1947
Offender ID: FL_DOCM35500
Filed: 08/2004
DC Number: M35500
Description: GRAND THEFT MOTOR VEHICLE
Offense Date: 11/12/2000
Case Number: 0132498
State: FL



Offender
Name: *********, LUTZ
Sex: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 10/1947
Offender ID: FL_DOCM35500
Filed: 08/2004
DC Number: M35500
Description: ORG.FRAUD - UNDER $20,000
Offense Date: 04/01/1998
Case Number: 0119441
State: FL

Offender
Name: *********, LUTZ
Sex: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 10/1947
Offender ID: FL_AOC3555138
Filed: 10/2003
DC Number: 3555138
Type: FELONY
Offense Date: 06/21/2001
Arrest Date: 06/21/2001
Offense Code: 081703404A3
Case Number: F01019441
State: FL
County: DADE


Offender
Name: *********, LUTZ
Sex: MALE
Race: WHITE
DOB: 10/1947
Offender ID: FL_AOC3555139
Filed: 10/2003
DC Number: 3555139
Type: FELONY
Offense Date: 11/02/2000
Arrest Date: 10/24/2001
Offense Code: 081756802
Case Number: F01032498
State: FL
County: DADE

Shit.. can't be bothered with the rest...

Apart from legal complications - how was life in Florida?

BTW... Some folks there would like to have a chat, so, if you don't mind a quick flight to Miami, the hospitality will be laid on.

And... almost forget - there are a few other people interested in address in DR - but not to worry at the moment.

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 06:23 PM

i got one investor from this board and now four more interested

nobody will destroy me with their lies and innuendu

i give my details, passport, identity card, references, etc. to all investors for their protection

but not to just everyone who asks as i value my pirvacy

and i protect my investors pirvacy

if you have cash you can come down here and nobody will learn anything

i'm an ex-banker and i know what confidentiality means

Lutz Meyerding 06-14-2006 06:25 PM

FUCK YOU

that was many years ago

i already said that i did some bad stuff but that was in the past and it made me what i am today

i don't regret anything

i'm an honest person and i treat my investors the same way i'd expect them to treat me

so now let's go on with business

Webby 06-14-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
i got one investor from this board and now four more interested

nobody will destroy me with their lies and innuendu

i give my details, passport, identity card, references, etc. to all investors for their protection

but not to just everyone who asks as i value my pirvacy

and i protect my investors pirvacy

if you have cash you can come down here and nobody will learn anything

i'm an ex-banker and i know what confidentiality means


You are a born liar and a crook. You have committed multiple frauds covering several jurisdictions and you are currently on a wanted list.

Fuck off and grow up.

Webby 06-14-2006 06:33 PM

BTW.. There may be a slight problem going back to Germany to persue your banking career - but you prob guessed anyway. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JOKER 06-14-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********
you fucking coward

come down here and i kill you with my bare hands

i am in my fifties but still going strong

so come on and lets sort this out like real men and not like the pussy you really are that is hiding behind a fucking alias

GFY Rule #3 broken, reason for a good ole BANNING

Bye Bye, Lutz.


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