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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562

    #1

    I am drunk, ask me anything I will give you a 100% honest answer

    i am completely trashed...ask me anything right now and you will get a 100% honest answer.
  • Pete-KT
    Workin With The Devil
    • Oct 2004
    • 51532

    #2
    can I ask anything?

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    • AmateurFlix
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 7762

      #3
      I'd just like to say I'm glad you only shared . in the other thread instead of :

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      • Jace
        FBOP Class Of 2013
        • Jan 2004
        • 35562

        #4
        Originally posted by Pete-KT
        can I ask anything?
        anything you want...I am an open door right now....you can even be completely negative about my past and I will answer honestly

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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #5
          Originally posted by AmateurFlix
          I'd just like to say I'm glad you only shared . in the other thread instead of :
          huh?


          .....

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          • he-fox
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2006
            • 2884

            #6
            How big is your cock?

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            • AmateurFlix
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 7762

              #7
              Originally posted by Jace
              huh?


              .....
              . is a period
              : is a colon...

              ahh nevermind, it was a stupid pun anyway...

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              • Jace
                FBOP Class Of 2013
                • Jan 2004
                • 35562

                #8
                jesus this board is slow tonight

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                • Jace
                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 35562

                  #9
                  Originally posted by he-fox
                  How big is your cock?
                  around 7.5 inches hard, really small limp though...it is wierd

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                  • Pete-KT
                    Workin With The Devil
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 51532

                    #10
                    Have you ever fucked a fat girl?

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                    • Jace
                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 35562

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AmateurFlix
                      . is a period
                      : is a colon...

                      ahh nevermind, it was a stupid pun anyway...
                      i got it...it was mildly funny...LOL

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                      • fallenmuffin
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 8170

                        #12
                        Is one of your arms shorter then the other?

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                        • Jace
                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 35562

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Pete-KT
                          Have you ever fucked a fat girl?
                          I lost my virginity to a whale, she was huge...it lasted about 25 seconds in the woods behind a party

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                          • Pete-KT
                            Workin With The Devil
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 51532

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jace
                            I lost my virginity to a whale, she was huge...it lasted about 25 seconds in the woods behind a party

                            Haha thats funny, nothing against fat girls Just askin, they need love to

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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                              Is one of your arms shorter then the other?
                              oh wow, I have no idea...I would imagine it is though....nobody is perfect

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                              • fatal attraction
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 6522

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jace
                                jesus this board is slow tonight
                                It always is on the weekends. Glad your having a good night!

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                                • fallenmuffin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 8170

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                  I lost my virginity to a whale, she was huge...it lasted about 25 seconds in the woods behind a party
                                  LOL geesh, thats cruel. God bless the fat chicks for being easy.

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                                  • Jace
                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 35562

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                    Haha thats funny, nothing against fat girls Just askin, they need love to
                                    over the years I have had my share of one night stands that involved big fat juicy girls....I used to love any pussy I could get, there was a point where I worked at one of the largest dance clubs in nashville, I worked 4 nights a week and would have a different girl in my car or take home with me every night I worked...it is pretty gross to think about now, but I fucked so many girls, and I never wore a condom

                                    my wife says that I am the luckiest man on earth, and i am inclined to believe her

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                                    • Jace
                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 35562

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fatal attraction
                                      It always is on the weekends. Glad your having a good night!
                                      it is our 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT!!!

                                      we had a great night though, went to dinner then came home and had margaritas and shit.....6 fucking years though...crazy

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                                      • Peaches
                                        Old broad
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 13933

                                        #20
                                        When are you going to make your ear holes large enough so I can see through them like Irish Pimp?

                                        (this is an important question, people........)

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                                        • Peaches
                                          Old broad
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 13933

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                          it is our 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT!!!

                                          we had a great night though, went to dinner then came home and had margaritas and shit.....6 fucking years though...crazy
                                          And then you came and posted on GFY - goober.

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                                          • he-fox
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 2884

                                            #22
                                            Do you shave your asshair?

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                                            • Jace
                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 35562

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Peaches
                                              When are you going to make your ear holes large enough so I can see through them like Irish Pimp?

                                              (this is an important question, people........)
                                              they are actually big enough to stick my pointer finger through completely now.....not going any bigger than that though, beyond that is just wierd

                                              haha...well, any stretching is just wierd....but well....shit...nevermind

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                                              • Pete-KT
                                                Workin With The Devil
                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 51532

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jace
                                                over the years I have had my share of one night stands that involved big fat juicy girls....I used to love any pussy I could get, there was a point where I worked at one of the largest dance clubs in nashville, I worked 4 nights a week and would have a different girl in my car or take home with me every night I worked...it is pretty gross to think about now, but I fucked so many girls, and I never wore a condom

                                                my wife says that I am the luckiest man on earth, and i am inclined to believe her

                                                Sounds like my earlier party days, havnt been doing it as much anymore

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                                                • fallenmuffin
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 8170

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                  And then you came and posted on GFY - goober.
                                                  They've been married for 6 years.. trust me.. she doesn't mind LOl

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                                                  • Jace
                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 35562

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                    And then you came and posted on GFY - goober.
                                                    she is sitting next to me laughing right now

                                                    HEY...are you coming out on wednesday? PLEASE!!!!

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                                                    • Jace
                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 35562

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by he-fox
                                                      Do you shave your asshair?
                                                      NO...I do shave almost there though...I shave my balls and shaft though, and I trim the regular bush with clippers...but I taper down past the balls and about halfway between the asshole and balls it tapers from no hair to ass hair

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                                                      • Jace
                                                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 35562

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                        Sounds like my earlier party days, havnt been doing it as much anymore
                                                        yeah, I love being married....my wife rules so much...I could never do shit like that anymore

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                                                        • Jace
                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 35562

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                                          They've been married for 6 years.. trust me.. she doesn't mind LOl
                                                          haha, no shit....she is writing emails right now herself

                                                          we got married 6 years ago to this minute right now!!!!

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                                                          • tony299
                                                            lurker
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 57021

                                                            #30
                                                            Do you think being home trashed sitting on the computer is the road to the AA meeting? lol

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                                                            • Jace
                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 35562

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by tony404
                                                              Do you think being home trashed sitting on the computer is the road to the AA meeting? lol
                                                              haha, i wish!

                                                              rehab is for quitters man!

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                                                              • Peaches
                                                                Old broad
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 13933

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jace
                                                                she is sitting next to me laughing right now

                                                                HEY...are you coming out on wednesday? PLEASE!!!!
                                                                Hun, I woudl SO love to. Kathi said Tabitha is just a doll and I want to meet her, but next week is exams I'm going out Monday night for dinner but besides that, from now until then it's all studying

                                                                Once you get your hillbilly pool, invite me out and I'll wear my fat girl bathing suit and bring some meats to grill and we can have a grand old time

                                                                And of couse, now I'm going to want to stick my fingers in your ear all the time now..........

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                                                                • Pete-KT
                                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 51532

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                                                  yeah, I love being married....my wife rules so much...I could never do shit like that anymore

                                                                  For now I love the single life ;)

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                                                                  • fallenmuffin
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                    • 8170

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've got about 30 Ben Folds songs playing and chilling out.. while working on some stuff... CHECK OUT BEN FOLDS...

                                                                    Jace you listen to ben folds?

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                                                                    • he-fox
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                      • 2884

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Did you cheat your wife?

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                                                                      • Jace
                                                                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 35562

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                        Hun, I woudl SO love to. Kathi said Tabitha is just a doll and I want to meet her, but next week is exams I'm going out Monday night for dinner but besides that, from now until then it's all studying

                                                                        Once you get your hillbilly pool, invite me out and I'll wear my fat girl bathing suit and bring some meats to grill and we can have a grand old time

                                                                        And of couse, now I'm going to want to stick my fingers in your ear all the time now..........
                                                                        hahahha....once we get it, you are invited ANY time you wanna come over...i can't wait to relax on a raft in the backyard

                                                                        we actually priced real pools for the backyard, and to level out our shit and get a real pool put in would be $97,000......LOL...so, we will just keep buying new hillbilly pools every time the one we have pops

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                                                                        • Jace
                                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 35562

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                                                          I've got about 30 Ben Folds songs playing and chilling out.. while working on some stuff... CHECK OUT BEN FOLDS...

                                                                          Jace you listen to ben folds?
                                                                          I actually do man...been listening to them for years

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                                                                          • ER!C L!VE
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                            • 724

                                                                            #38
                                                                            What is the best way to generate traffic going to a TGP?
                                                                            www.BackroomCastingCouch.com
                                                                            www.ExploitedCollegeGirls.com
                                                                            www.FCUKCash.com

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                                                                            • Jace
                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 35562

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by he-fox
                                                                              Did you cheat your wife?
                                                                              never, I am not a cheater

                                                                              but then again, would you cheat on this?

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                                                                              • Jace
                                                                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 35562

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
                                                                                What is the best way to generate traffic to a TGP?
                                                                                fuck if I know man

                                                                                <honest>
                                                                                tgp traffic is some of the most shitty traffic in the world these days, I think 404 traffic is about 3 steps behind tgps' anymore...
                                                                                </honest>

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                                                                                • he-fox
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                  • 2884

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                  never, I am not a cheater

                                                                                  but then again, would you cheat on this?

                                                                                  Man, I ask, you answer. Your rules.

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                                                                                  • s2kcord
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                    • 581

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Jace

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                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 13933

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                      never, I am not a cheater

                                                                                      but then again, would you cheat on this?

                                                                                      You're not a cheater because you're a good man, not because what Tabitha looks like. Plenty of men cheat with hot wives. What you have at home doesn't make that decision for you, what you have in your heart does

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                                                                                      • fallenmuffin
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                                        • 8170

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                        never, I am not a cheater

                                                                                        but then again, would you cheat on this?


                                                                                        LOL Jace is a true sales man.. ABC

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                                                                                        • fallenmuffin
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                          • 8170

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          And no I wouldn't cheat on that.. however I will cheat with her.

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                                                                                          • he-fox
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                                                            • 2884

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Did you ever think of cheating your wife?

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                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 35562

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                              You're not a cheater because you're a good man, not because what Tabitha looks like. Plenty of men cheat with hot wives. What you have at home doesn't make that decision for you, what you have in your heart does
                                                                                              peaches, you are 100% correct...there are cheaters, and there are not...I am not

                                                                                              I cheated on one girl in my life and I was so broken up that I cheated that I cried for 2 hours while vomiting....it just wasn't something my soul could handle

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                                                                                              • Jace
                                                                                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                • 35562

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by he-fox
                                                                                                Did you ever think of cheating your wife?
                                                                                                well, I never thought about actually cheating....but I have fantasies about fucking other girls......does that count?

                                                                                                but as for seriously thinking about fucking anbother woman while married to my wife...then hell no, I love my wife to death, she is my best friend, my companion.....we do EVERYTHING together...we are 100% unseperable best friends...she rules!

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                                                                                                • he-fox
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                  • 2884

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Your wife is gorgeous, congrats to both and I wish you all the hapiness. But what if she gets fat and gets a skin disease, would you cheat on her?

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                                                                                                  • Jace
                                                                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                    • 35562

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                                                                                    And no I wouldn't cheat on that.. however I will cheat with her.
                                                                                                    hahahhaa...most guys would

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