Make a chocolate cake and mix in a couple of boxes of Exlax. After you are done hide all the toilet paper, paper towels, napkins and any other thing he can use to wipe his ass then sit back and watch the fun.

Those kind of tactics may seem funny when one thinks about them but alas are not as fun when you have to witness it first hand. It effects the whole household.

One must deploy targeted tactics or psychological warfare on ones roommates.

Even something as simple as leaving post it notes around his items in each room stating that you were there too while never doing anything actually can cause a mental breakdown. Or pick up a real odd public behavior. Lay out some items like combs or whatnot on a table or counter. Then proceed to rearrange them in a specific sequence each day at the same time. You will eventually scare them silly.

I'd kick him out

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i would be your roomate and never touch rapped for you or by you unless given permission.


(after that id be on like donkey kong, and still to this day i just want to smell hals finger)

/dream

fucking rude, is what it is. Uncool? understatement.

Are you sure he didn't ask you if he could open it, but you where preoccupied and just said yes without thinking about it? Maybe he woke you up and asked? I know I've promised all kind of things half awake that I never remember....

I hope you have insurance:

http://amytenderich.typepad.com/phot...shield_man.jpg

Yeah you don't open others gifts or presents.

i just pissed myself..
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life hurts sometimes

Personally I think it's silly. Actually I kind of hate when people carry that kind of attitude. I assume you are on good terms with the person, so sharing is caring. People in general should try not to be so individualistic and self-obsessed all the time.